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PMC Quotes - A parody of Movie Quotes (A guaranteed laugh) [part 2]

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plyr avatar plyr
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Pyro
Since I ran out of space on the last one, I've started up a second one.

**I don't own the original quotes! They belong to their respected movies, film writers, videogames and videogame designers**

*I will also be adding more as well! For now, enjoy these quotes.*

Name Colorations:

Non-members/other, Plyr_783, Rova, Elijah_Blu, Vrej, ZaphodX, The_Soup, Exurbia, Missmarifire,

Ragnur_Le_Barbare, Giraffestock, DancingWalrus, Aurora, Lalibelluleyez, Lynchyinc, Jackanoory,
Jesuitical, Paril, imlr, Silouette

Yes Man
Lalibelluleyez: Are you stalking me?
No, I would never do that.

Oh, by the way, I'll kidnap you later in chat again. [Winks]

[After Soup made a skin for Zaph]

Soup...! I can't... I'm sorry.

What are you saying?

I'm saying "no."

(Soup'll get this one!!)

I can't believe I tripped like that!

[Kicks a user from chat for five minutes] No.

[Kicks the same user from chat for a week] No means no.

A wanna-be mini-mod: [while getting mad at another user in chat for 10 minutes] Oh come on, he's broken 5 rules 18 times, just kick him already!! Mods do your job.

[kicks the mini-mod] Banned for a week. Guy deserves it.


Austin Powers: Goldmember
Rova: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my flying vessel. It's strong, powerful and full of crewmen!
[Notices he's talking to himself]
Rova: Very well then, I'll be on my way.

Lynchyinc: [To Rova] You may be cunning with that mustache of yours, but I am a master ship builder.

Rova: Ah, but I've yet to reveal my newest ship! [Stands at the edge of a cliff, turns around, salutes to Lynchyinc, falls backwards off the cliff.]
[moments later Rova returns on a new airship of his]
Lynchyinc: Pfft..... show off.

Plyr_783: Your spy ship's a personal cruiser?

Rova: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.

Rova: We're going to hell b/c of this, I just know it.

Plyr_783: Tell me something I don't know.
Rova: I'm drivin' the bus and I left Monkeymoney101 in charge of my airships.
Plyr_783: Say what? [Looks out the bus window and sees Rova's airships barrel rolling towards the ground]
Rova: That's something you didn't know.

Jackanoory [gets shoved into a closet by Vrej] Well, congratulations..... you've succeeded in turning into a frickin' Jack in the box. Let me out! Let me out! It's dark, it's dark!


The Mask
ZaphodX: [referring to The_Soup] A girl like that is always looking for the MPMOS: Most Powerful Man On Site
Vrej: You don't know that, Zaph. She's a pixel artist! She's... she's sensitive.
ZaphodX: Vrej, listen to me, that girl will take your soul and then take control of you, she's evil.
The_Soup: I heard that!

The_Soup: [On Jesuiticals's skins] There can't be two perfectionists with skins like these!

Vrej: Hey, Jesu, what the hell is this? [Shows Jesuitical a weird looking skin]

Jesuitical: Looks like another one of those annoying Steve skins again.



o The new guyo : I'm not a spammer, I'm a mod!

[Gets kicked from chat]

Vrej: A week for the liar.

Exurbia: Blue chicks are like blueberries. They're sweet but they pack a punch!

Giraffestock: [As Missmarifire sparks a fire by snapping her fingers] She can control fire?
Missmarifire: That's right, fool! Now I'm a finger-snapping, master pyro! You might have seen the Human Torch, maybe even a tiki statue on fire, but I bet you ain't never seen a MissMarifire! Ha, ha!
[Gets drenched in water]
Missmarifire: Uh-oh!

[Ragnure_Le_Barbare gets startled when Elijah_Blu and his kidnapping crew throw a bagged Lallibelluleyez onto his kitchen table]

Ragnur_Le_Barbare: Oh, no no no no! Kidnapped users OFF the table!
Elijah_Blu: Well, where else are we supposed to put her? The chamber's taken!
Ragnur_Le_Barbare: Huh?
[Rushes to his chamber to find The_Soup, Vrej, Plyr_783, Missmarifire, Exurbia, Aurora, Giraffestock, Jackanoory, ZaphodX, and Doughty all in his chamber]
Plyr_783: What? It's poker night and we had nowhere else to go!

[Plyr_783 swipes Missmarifire's axe once again for her misbehavior]

Missmarifire: All right, you're going the right way for a burn mark!
Plyr_783: Well.... you were misbehaving, sorry.

Plyr_783: So let me get this straight, you're gonna hit people with a stock to kick them chat, receive hate-mail because of it which you could easily avoid when you kicked them in the first place. Is that about right?

Vrej: You know what? Maybe there's a reason why robo dino's shouldn't be programmed to talk.

Well, when one makes skins alone, one has to learn these things in case there's....

There's a copy of one of my skins!

Elijah_Blu: Oh, would you look at that?


Finding Nemo
Elijah_Blu: I'm a nice lion, not a mindless roaring machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Users are friends, not banning practice.

Blue chick, OO HA

[Exurbia and Aurora kick the same person at the same time from chat 3 times in a row]

Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Exurbia did you see that? Did you see our kicks? Did you see what we just did?

We so totally rock, Aurora! Gimme some fin.

[High-five each other]


[Bump heads]



Video game parody quotes

[brought to you by Missmarifire]

Portals 2

Plyr_783: AGH, oh god, you look te-r-good, you're looking good, actually. Are you okay? D-don't answer that. I'm actually sure you're fine. There's plenty of time to recover, it just ta-
Plyr_783: Damn it Mari, QUIT BURNING THE PLACE DOWN!
Missmarifire: Sorry!

The_Soup: The Chatroom always promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, These mods here will kill you. Try to avoid them"
o The new guyo : What?!

Vrej: All right, so that last attempt was seriously disappointing. Apparently, shading that way isn't motivating you, so let's try it my way, all right, slacker? Untrained... slacker! Slacker, slacker no teacher?
The_Soup: And...?
Vrej: What?
The_Soup: What exactly is wrong with being untrained?
Vrej: What's wrong with being untrained? Um, well, uh, lack of skills?
The_Soup: [to Jesuitical] For the record, you are untrained and that's terrible. Just work with me.
Vrej: Some of my best friends are actually untrained professionals.
The_Soup: Also, look at him, are you blind? He's not untrained.
Vrej: I AM NOT BLIND! Just do the shading; just do the shading.

Rova: [starts to play "Those magnificent men and their flying machines" on the speakers] Welcome, gentlemen, to Rova's Magnificent Flying Machines. Pilots, ship captains, sky pirates, racers - you're here because we want the best, and you are it. So who is ready to make some magnificent flying machines?
New ABS members: I am!
Rova: Ha ha! Now, you already met one another on the sky limo ride over, so let me introduce myself. I am Rova. I own these magnificent flying machines you see flying around us, even the one we're on. That eager, yet *cough* jealous *cough cough*, voice you heard is Lynchyinc, my partner and rival. Rest assured though, he has transferred your new avatar of your choice to your profile. Isn't that right, Lynchyinc?

Lynchyinc: [while speeding by on a sky racer at full speed while being tailed by others] THAT IS CORRECT!!
Rova: He's the speed demon of this fine establishment. Fast as Speed Racer, too. Sorry, ladies. He's married. To racing.


Vrej: I fear no man. But that... thing... It scares me.
No, I ain't talking about that freak, alright. ...He's not here, is she? How do I get this f**king thing off?!
Paril: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...
Missmarifire: Hey guys, what'd I miss?

Lynchyinc: Ooh-hoo-hoo, big problem! [guns his sky racer's engines] I've been beating plenty of racers in tournaments. They're like flies that keep coming back, like you with your fancy airships. [rams hard into another racer] Ow! No offense.
Rova: [casually repairs the damage with with stunning, mid-air skill while it's still in motion] If you managed to beat them, I assure you they were not like me. And nothing - nothing! - like the man loose behind the wheel!
Lynchyinc: What are you, president of my fan club? [imlr chuckles]
Rova: No... that would be your mother! [swings back up onto deck, turns on the monitor to display a photo of Lynchyinc being spoon-fed by a middle-aged woman]
Lynchyinc: [swerves a little; shocked]
Rova: Indeed. And give us a warning when you swerve! So listen up, Lynchy, or the pictures will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. [Lynchyinc shakes his fist at Rova, while Silouette shows imlr, a particular picture of Lynchyinc on the smaller monitor, out of Lynchyinc's view, while cracking up]
imlr: Oh! [Leers at the picture and starts to crack up as well]
Rova: Turn that off [shuts off the smaller monitor]

Missmarifire: Fire-proof?! Look, mate, you know who is really fire resistant? Pyros that char their house with flamethrowers. Professionals have standards: Be armed with explosives and flammables at all times. Wear a pyrosuit 24/7. Be quick and efficient. Have a plan to.... wait, we don't have plans cause we just let everything burn anyways.

Legend of Zelda series

[user has been kickd by ZaphodX]
ZaphodX: ...You have met a terrible fate haven't you?

[Missmarifire walks out of the cave after defeating the King Dodongo]

You did great! Hey, how about a big lion hug, brother?

[A pack of lions start walking towards Missmarifire]

Missmarifire: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! [Runs up Death Mountain away from all the lions]

DancingWalrus: You're all fools, do you know that? You saw that spam that user was spamming! You saw the senseless walls of text. We have to hurry to ban them before PMCBot, or the we'll look like we aren't doing our job.
Huh? Not to be disrespectful, but by the sound of things, you're more concerned about looking good than the actual banning, Danc....

DancingWalrus: Don't be ridiculous! I want, you know...
(DancingWalrus thinks: the banning...)
(DancingWalrus looks at

DancingWalrus: Alright! Fine! Have it your way! We can relax a bit more because of the update, but we still have to do our jobs, understood?

Super Mario series
Elijah_Blu: Sorry, your princess is in another castle.
Paril: Dammit.

The_Soup: Zaph, help!
ZaphodX: Shut up! It's been the thirteenth time this week!

1 Update Logs

Update #1 : by plyr 10/02/2012 11:22:48 amOct 2nd, 2012

i've added a few more to part of the TF2, Portals, and Legend of Zelda quotes lists, there's more to come in a little while.

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04/14/2013 3:02 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Dragonborn
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Okay, okay, I laughed the most at Paril... "Sorry, your princess is in another castle." "Dammit" That. Was. Funny~
01/05/2013 9:09 pm
Level 23 : Expert Network
deltoraquestgirl avatar
I laughed all through out it.............. I'm gonna laugh some more now
10/10/2012 4:09 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Miner
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the only one i laughed (because it was the only one i watched or played) was finding nemo... you should do one of star wars... that would be funny :)
10/10/2012 4:15 pm
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Pyro
plyr avatar
lol i'm planning on it actually xD
10/10/2012 4:17 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Miner
catrcool1122 avatar
awesome i can get some laughs in :)
10/03/2012 4:22 pm
Level 51 : Grandmaster Pony
juicy_orange avatar
Gimme some fin
10/03/2012 4:36 pm
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Pyro
plyr avatar
*gives juicy some fin*
10/03/2012 4:40 pm
Level 51 : Grandmaster Pony
juicy_orange avatar
Noggin x3
10/03/2012 4:51 pm
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Pyro
plyr avatar
*bumps heads with juicy*

.... Dude...... xD
10/03/2012 4:59 pm
Level 51 : Grandmaster Pony
juicy_orange avatar
Duuuuuude xD
Finding nemo's like, the best film ever x3
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