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**I don't own the original quotes! They belong to their respected movies and film writers**
*I will also be adding more as well from other movies! For now, enjoy these quotes.*
Name Colorations:
Non-members/other, Me, Rova, Doughty, Crimsoncreeper13, Snowylips, Elijah_Blu, Jackanoory, Vrej,
ndnprct3, Top_Secret_Name, Imm0rt4l, Monkeymoney101, Paril, Devil_In_Person, BlackFTW,
The_Soup, The_Adam_Bomb, Exurbia, Missmarifire, Giraffestock, Ragnur_Le_Barbare, DancingWalrus
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Stephanie: Land is where youo re safe, Steve, and so you will carry land with you.
Steve: Dirt. This is a block of dirt.
Stephanie: o ¦ Is the block of dirt going to help? If not then hand it back.
Steve: [greedily] No!
Stephanie: Then it helps.
Me: PMCo s gone?
Rova: Aye. It is.
Me: Why PMC gone?
Rova: Because of Paril!
Me: But why is the PMC gone?
Me: So whato s your plan, then?
Rova: I glide over, search the ship until I find the bloody diamonds.
Me: And if there are crewmen?
Rova: I throw anyone in my path over the railing of the ship to their death.
Me: [Turns to Jackanoory] I like it. Simple, and easy to remember.
Doughty: You know that feeling when you're about to jump into a portal?....... Ya, I don't got it.
http://tpavasovic.com/Funny/quotes/pirates.htm
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls:
Me: [Villager shrieks in Minecraftian] What did he just say?
Top_Secret_Name: I *think* he said, there will be a creeper apocalypse tonight.
Me: [pause] They can tell that?
Me: Just what sort of mob are we talking about?
Jackanoory: The Great Crimson Creeper 13, of course.
Me: Creepous Crimsondous XIII
Jackanoory: Yes, but to the nativeso ¦. Swehtana
[the Village chief and his son bow upon hearing the name]
Me: Swehtanao ¦
[they bow again]
Me: Swehtana!
[they bow again]
Me: Swehtasha!
[they begin to bow, but stop]
Me: Ohhh! Switchana!
[they almost bow]
Me: Swadanka Suspension!
[they almost bow]
Me: SweeeetzerLAND!!!
[the chief bows]
Me: Youo re outta there! Go on, I gotcha, youo re out.
[the confused chief exits the hut]
Imm0rt4l: [violently swinging an iron sword at a creeper] Take that, you explosive spawn of Satan!
[Sun is setting]
Me: [Smiles nervously] Well, everything here seems to be good! Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you mine it for yourself, you never know!
[face quickly turns serious]
Me: We should head back now.
Crimsoncreeper13: Dono t you think you should go get some more coal?
Me: Thereo s no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a regular Minecrafter.
Crimsoncreeper13: But I thought you saido ¦
Me: Ito s DARK! I could fall into a precipice!
Top_Secret_Name: [hands him a few torches] Here! Take these.
Me: Spank you, Helpy Helperton.
ndnprct3: Isn't this incredible?
It's going to be some kind of record!
Everyone loves a creeper
You gotta hug a creeper
CreePER
CreePER
Go, creeper, go!
[creeper explodes]
ndnprct3: OH, man!
Can you believe it??
Vrej: I'll have you know, I have the reflexes of a creeper and the speed of an enderman! Build it, I DARE ya!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112281/quotes
Happy Gilmore
Imm0rt4l: Damn you creepers! Go back to the depths of your caves.
Vrej: Good news, everybody, weo re extending our mining time by four hours today. We just struck even more coal for our torches.
o The new guyo : My hands and arms hurt.
Vrej: Whato s that?
o The new guyo : My hands and arms hurt.
Vrej: Oh, well, now your backo s gonna hurt, o cause you just pulled loading duty. Anybody elseo s hands and arms hurt?o ¦ I didno t think so.
Rova: [gets passed by a barrel rolling wooden biplane] Woah, must be Monkeymoney101 and Doughty or something.
Imm0rt4l: I got into this cave for one reason: diamonds. And now I have a new reason: kicking this creepero s ass!
Devil_In_Person: Io d love to see you try.
Imm0rt4l: [picks up an iron sword and gets ready to fight] Leto s do it, then!
Devil_In_Person: I meant with your fists!
Snowylips: Hey! Whato s going on here, huh?
Imm0rt4l: Oh, uh, I was just looking for some diamonds and thereo s some right there, too!
Snowylips: Why dono t you just put the sword down?
Imm0rt4l: Yeah, I know.
Jackanoory: [shows how to swing a pickaxe] Ito s all in the swing. Ito s all in the swing. Ito s all in the swing. Ito s all in the swing.
Elijah_Blu: Get off me!
Jackanoory: Just easino the tension, baby. Just easino the tension!
Elijah_Blu: Yeah, well ease it on someone else.
BlackFTW: Io ll tell you what, you shoot an arrow closer to the bullseye than mine from 100 yards away, and weo ll change the subject so you dono t have to deal with us discussing the topic.
Me: Give me the bow and an arrow!
[takes the bow and an arrow and gets 100 yards from the target]
Me: [judging the bow] Look at this stupid thing.
BlackFTW: This is going to be hilarious. Look at how heo s standing.
Me: [sarcastically] Yeah you like that?
[plyr shoots the arrow and shoots it through the bullseye. The arrow grazes Elijah_Blu]
BlackFTW: Holy Shit!
Me: Now change the subject.
The_Soup: Elijah_Blu was like an extra 50 yards away.
Me: Is that good?
The_Soup: Thato s unbelievable.
BlackFTW: Beginnero s luck. Twenty bucks says you cano t do it again. This time without hitting Elijah_Blu.
Me: Bring it on.
[plyr shoots another arrow and has it go through the bullseye again and this time has the arrow graze Paril]
Paril: Who did this to Elijah_Blu? Ow.
The_Soup: You hit Paril.
Me: He shouldno t have been standing there, then.
BlackFTW: One more time, double or nothing.
Me: You better pay up.
[plyr shoots another arrow through the bullseye again, this time hitting a helicopter thato s being driven by MonkeyMoney101]
Me: Mano ¦.. heo s not fit to fly any flying vehicle.
The_Soup: Co mon, leto s go before anyone else notices. Esp. Cyprezz.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116483/quotes
Hangover (Part 1):
Rova: Don't let Monkeymoney101 drive, because there's something wrong with him and flying things.
Me: Understood.
Rova: Oh, and Doughty either. I don't like how he barrel rolls all the time.
Monkeymoney101: [while flying his wooden biplane and speaking through a megaphone] Gentleman with the topee on, you have an amazing mustache!
[to himself]
Monkeymoney101: Man, I should have been a f**kin stunt devil. Oh wait, I already am.
[also to himself while stroking his mustache]
Rova: I do have a pretty damn good mustache don't I?? [continues flying his airship]
The_Adam_Bomb: You're not really going in there are you?
Imm0rt4l: Going in where?
The_Adam_Bomb: The cave. You actually gonna go in there or are you guys just f**kin' with me?
Imm0rt4l: It's where all the creepers live. It proves to the ladies that I'm man enough to take on a group of creepers. Plus it's easier to trap them, so, really, anyone can trap them easily down there.
The_Adam_Bomb: Ya, and so are you. [Pats Imm0rt4l on the back and walks away] Good luck man! You're gonna need it.
Imm0rt4l: Do you know if this cave is reception friendly?
Me: What do you mean?
Imm0rt4l: I'm not getting any sig' on my cell phone.
Me: I'm not sure.
Imm0rt4l: [unknowingly to a creeper] Is there a payphone down here at all?
Creeper: ssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.......
Imm0rt4l: Alright, I'll come back some other time....... [starts to walk away then pauses] OH SH~~
[creeper blows Imm0rt4l and Plyr_783 up and they respawn on the surface]
Me: You just had to ask the creeper didn't you? I had a full stack of diamonds too man! A FULL STACK!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1119646/quotes
*I will also be adding more as well from other movies! For now, enjoy these quotes.*
Name Colorations:
Non-members/other, Me, Rova, Doughty, Crimsoncreeper13, Snowylips, Elijah_Blu, Jackanoory, Vrej,
ndnprct3, Top_Secret_Name, Imm0rt4l, Monkeymoney101, Paril, Devil_In_Person, BlackFTW,
The_Soup, The_Adam_Bomb, Exurbia, Missmarifire, Giraffestock, Ragnur_Le_Barbare, DancingWalrus
Pirates of the Caribbean:
Stephanie: Land is where youo re safe, Steve, and so you will carry land with you.
Steve: Dirt. This is a block of dirt.
Stephanie: o ¦ Is the block of dirt going to help? If not then hand it back.
Steve: [greedily] No!
Stephanie: Then it helps.
Me: PMCo s gone?
Rova: Aye. It is.
Me: Why PMC gone?
Rova: Because of Paril!
Me: But why is the PMC gone?
Me: So whato s your plan, then?
Rova: I glide over, search the ship until I find the bloody diamonds.
Me: And if there are crewmen?
Rova: I throw anyone in my path over the railing of the ship to their death.
Me: [Turns to Jackanoory] I like it. Simple, and easy to remember.
Doughty: You know that feeling when you're about to jump into a portal?....... Ya, I don't got it.
http://tpavasovic.com/Funny/quotes/pirates.htm
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls:
Me: [Villager shrieks in Minecraftian] What did he just say?
Top_Secret_Name: I *think* he said, there will be a creeper apocalypse tonight.
Me: [pause] They can tell that?
Me: Just what sort of mob are we talking about?
Jackanoory: The Great Crimson Creeper 13, of course.
Me: Creepous Crimsondous XIII
Jackanoory: Yes, but to the nativeso ¦. Swehtana
[the Village chief and his son bow upon hearing the name]
Me: Swehtanao ¦
[they bow again]
Me: Swehtana!
[they bow again]
Me: Swehtasha!
[they begin to bow, but stop]
Me: Ohhh! Switchana!
[they almost bow]
Me: Swadanka Suspension!
[they almost bow]
Me: SweeeetzerLAND!!!
[the chief bows]
Me: Youo re outta there! Go on, I gotcha, youo re out.
[the confused chief exits the hut]
Imm0rt4l: [violently swinging an iron sword at a creeper] Take that, you explosive spawn of Satan!
[Sun is setting]
Me: [Smiles nervously] Well, everything here seems to be good! Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you mine it for yourself, you never know!
[face quickly turns serious]
Me: We should head back now.
Crimsoncreeper13: Dono t you think you should go get some more coal?
Me: Thereo s no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a regular Minecrafter.
Crimsoncreeper13: But I thought you saido ¦
Me: Ito s DARK! I could fall into a precipice!
Top_Secret_Name: [hands him a few torches] Here! Take these.
Me: Spank you, Helpy Helperton.
ndnprct3: Isn't this incredible?
It's going to be some kind of record!
Everyone loves a creeper
You gotta hug a creeper
CreePER
CreePER
Go, creeper, go!
[creeper explodes]
ndnprct3: OH, man!
Can you believe it??
Vrej: I'll have you know, I have the reflexes of a creeper and the speed of an enderman! Build it, I DARE ya!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112281/quotes
Happy Gilmore
Imm0rt4l: Damn you creepers! Go back to the depths of your caves.
Vrej: Good news, everybody, weo re extending our mining time by four hours today. We just struck even more coal for our torches.
o The new guyo : My hands and arms hurt.
Vrej: Whato s that?
o The new guyo : My hands and arms hurt.
Vrej: Oh, well, now your backo s gonna hurt, o cause you just pulled loading duty. Anybody elseo s hands and arms hurt?o ¦ I didno t think so.
Rova: [gets passed by a barrel rolling wooden biplane] Woah, must be Monkeymoney101 and Doughty or something.
Imm0rt4l: I got into this cave for one reason: diamonds. And now I have a new reason: kicking this creepero s ass!
Devil_In_Person: Io d love to see you try.
Imm0rt4l: [picks up an iron sword and gets ready to fight] Leto s do it, then!
Devil_In_Person: I meant with your fists!
Snowylips: Hey! Whato s going on here, huh?
Imm0rt4l: Oh, uh, I was just looking for some diamonds and thereo s some right there, too!
Snowylips: Why dono t you just put the sword down?
Imm0rt4l: Yeah, I know.
Jackanoory: [shows how to swing a pickaxe] Ito s all in the swing. Ito s all in the swing. Ito s all in the swing. Ito s all in the swing.
Elijah_Blu: Get off me!
Jackanoory: Just easino the tension, baby. Just easino the tension!
Elijah_Blu: Yeah, well ease it on someone else.
BlackFTW: Io ll tell you what, you shoot an arrow closer to the bullseye than mine from 100 yards away, and weo ll change the subject so you dono t have to deal with us discussing the topic.
Me: Give me the bow and an arrow!
[takes the bow and an arrow and gets 100 yards from the target]
Me: [judging the bow] Look at this stupid thing.
BlackFTW: This is going to be hilarious. Look at how heo s standing.
Me: [sarcastically] Yeah you like that?
[plyr shoots the arrow and shoots it through the bullseye. The arrow grazes Elijah_Blu]
BlackFTW: Holy Shit!
Me: Now change the subject.
The_Soup: Elijah_Blu was like an extra 50 yards away.
Me: Is that good?
The_Soup: Thato s unbelievable.
BlackFTW: Beginnero s luck. Twenty bucks says you cano t do it again. This time without hitting Elijah_Blu.
Me: Bring it on.
[plyr shoots another arrow and has it go through the bullseye again and this time has the arrow graze Paril]
Paril: Who did this to Elijah_Blu? Ow.
The_Soup: You hit Paril.
Me: He shouldno t have been standing there, then.
BlackFTW: One more time, double or nothing.
Me: You better pay up.
[plyr shoots another arrow through the bullseye again, this time hitting a helicopter thato s being driven by MonkeyMoney101]
Me: Mano ¦.. heo s not fit to fly any flying vehicle.
The_Soup: Co mon, leto s go before anyone else notices. Esp. Cyprezz.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116483/quotes
Hangover (Part 1):
Rova: Don't let Monkeymoney101 drive, because there's something wrong with him and flying things.
Me: Understood.
Rova: Oh, and Doughty either. I don't like how he barrel rolls all the time.
Monkeymoney101: [while flying his wooden biplane and speaking through a megaphone] Gentleman with the topee on, you have an amazing mustache!
[to himself]
Monkeymoney101: Man, I should have been a f**kin stunt devil. Oh wait, I already am.
[also to himself while stroking his mustache]
Rova: I do have a pretty damn good mustache don't I?? [continues flying his airship]
The_Adam_Bomb: You're not really going in there are you?
Imm0rt4l: Going in where?
The_Adam_Bomb: The cave. You actually gonna go in there or are you guys just f**kin' with me?
Imm0rt4l: It's where all the creepers live. It proves to the ladies that I'm man enough to take on a group of creepers. Plus it's easier to trap them, so, really, anyone can trap them easily down there.
The_Adam_Bomb: Ya, and so are you. [Pats Imm0rt4l on the back and walks away] Good luck man! You're gonna need it.
Imm0rt4l: Do you know if this cave is reception friendly?
Me: What do you mean?
Imm0rt4l: I'm not getting any sig' on my cell phone.
Me: I'm not sure.
Imm0rt4l: [unknowingly to a creeper] Is there a payphone down here at all?
Creeper: ssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.......
Imm0rt4l: Alright, I'll come back some other time....... [starts to walk away then pauses] OH SH~~
[creeper blows Imm0rt4l and Plyr_783 up and they respawn on the surface]
Me: You just had to ask the creeper didn't you? I had a full stack of diamonds too man! A FULL STACK!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1119646/quotes
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(i used always type "/me chucks a flaming piece of coal at elijah_blu" in chat all the time back when i posted it)
but i'm not into doing animations and all cause i've never even attempted to do one before xD