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PMC quotes – A parody of movie quotes

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plyr avatar plyr
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**I don't own the original quotes! They belong to their respected movies and film writers**

*I will also be adding more as well from other movies! For now, enjoy these quotes.*

Name Colorations:

Non-members/other, Me, Rova, Doughty, Crimsoncreeper13, Snowylips, Elijah_Blu, Jackanoory, Vrej,

ndnprct3, Top_Secret_Name, Imm0rt4l, Monkeymoney101, Paril, Devil_In_Person, BlackFTW,

The_Soup, The_Adam_Bomb, Exurbia, Missmarifire, Giraffestock, Ragnur_Le_Barbare, DancingWalrus

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Stephanie: Land is where youo re safe, Steve, and so you will carry land with you.

Steve: Dirt. This is a block of dirt.

Stephanie: o ¦ Is the block of dirt going to help? If not then hand it back.

Steve: [greedily] No!

Stephanie: Then it helps.

Me: PMCo s gone?

Rova: Aye. It is.

Me: Why PMC gone?

Rova: Because of Paril!

Me: But why is the PMC gone?

Me: So whato s your plan, then?

Rova: I glide over, search the ship until I find the bloody diamonds.

Me: And if there are crewmen?

Rova: I throw anyone in my path over the railing of the ship to their death.

Me: [Turns to Jackanoory] I like it. Simple, and easy to remember.

Doughty: You know that feeling when you're about to jump into a portal?....... Ya, I don't got it.


Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls:

Me: [Villager shrieks in Minecraftian] What did he just say?

Top_Secret_Name: I *think* he said, there will be a creeper apocalypse tonight.

Me: [pause] They can tell that?

Me: Just what sort of mob are we talking about?

Jackanoory: The Great Crimson Creeper 13, of course.

Me: Creepous Crimsondous XIII

Jackanoory: Yes, but to the nativeso ¦. Swehtana

[the Village chief and his son bow upon hearing the name]

Me: Swehtanao ¦

[they bow again]

Me: Swehtana!

[they bow again]

Me: Swehtasha!

[they begin to bow, but stop]

Me: Ohhh! Switchana!

[they almost bow]

Me: Swadanka Suspension!

[they almost bow]

Me: SweeeetzerLAND!!!

[the chief bows]

Me: Youo re outta there! Go on, I gotcha, youo re out.

[the confused chief exits the hut]

Imm0rt4l: [violently swinging an iron sword at a creeper] Take that, you explosive spawn of Satan!

[Sun is setting]

Me: [Smiles nervously] Well, everything here seems to be good! Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you mine it for yourself, you never know!

[face quickly turns serious]

Me: We should head back now.

Crimsoncreeper13: Dono t you think you should go get some more coal?

Me: Thereo s no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a regular Minecrafter.

Crimsoncreeper13: But I thought you saido ¦

Me: Ito s DARK! I could fall into a precipice!

Top_Secret_Name: [hands him a few torches] Here! Take these.

Me: Spank you, Helpy Helperton.

ndnprct3: Isn't this incredible?

It's going to be some kind of record!

Everyone loves a creeper

You gotta hug a creeper



Go, creeper, go!

[creeper explodes]

ndnprct3: OH, man!

Can you believe it??

Vrej: I'll have you know, I have the reflexes of a creeper and the speed of an enderman! Build it, I DARE ya!


Happy Gilmore

Imm0rt4l: Damn you creepers! Go back to the depths of your caves.

Vrej: Good news, everybody, weo re extending our mining time by four hours today. We just struck even more coal for our torches.

o The new guyo : My hands and arms hurt.

Vrej: Whato s that?

o The new guyo : My hands and arms hurt.

Vrej: Oh, well, now your backo s gonna hurt, o cause you just pulled loading duty. Anybody elseo s hands and arms hurt?o ¦ I didno t think so.

Rova: [gets passed by a barrel rolling wooden biplane] Woah, must be Monkeymoney101 and Doughty or something.

Imm0rt4l: I got into this cave for one reason: diamonds. And now I have a new reason: kicking this creepero s ass!

Devil_In_Person: Io d love to see you try.

Imm0rt4l: [picks up an iron sword and gets ready to fight] Leto s do it, then!

Devil_In_Person: I meant with your fists!

Snowylips: Hey! Whato s going on here, huh?

Imm0rt4l: Oh, uh, I was just looking for some diamonds and thereo s some right there, too!

Snowylips: Why dono t you just put the sword down?

Imm0rt4l: Yeah, I know.

Jackanoory: [shows how to swing a pickaxe] Ito s all in the swing. Ito s all in the swing. Ito s all in the swing. Ito s all in the swing.

Elijah_Blu: Get off me!

Jackanoory: Just easino the tension, baby. Just easino the tension!

Elijah_Blu: Yeah, well ease it on someone else.

BlackFTW: Io ll tell you what, you shoot an arrow closer to the bullseye than mine from 100 yards away, and weo ll change the subject so you dono t have to deal with us discussing the topic.

Me: Give me the bow and an arrow!

[takes the bow and an arrow and gets 100 yards from the target]

Me: [judging the bow] Look at this stupid thing.

BlackFTW: This is going to be hilarious. Look at how heo s standing.

Me: [sarcastically] Yeah you like that?

[plyr shoots the arrow and shoots it through the bullseye. The arrow grazes Elijah_Blu]

BlackFTW: Holy Shit!

Me: Now change the subject.

The_Soup: Elijah_Blu was like an extra 50 yards away.

Me: Is that good?

The_Soup: Thato s unbelievable.

BlackFTW: Beginnero s luck. Twenty bucks says you cano t do it again. This time without hitting Elijah_Blu.

Me: Bring it on.

[plyr shoots another arrow and has it go through the bullseye again and this time has the arrow graze Paril]

Paril: Who did this to Elijah_Blu? Ow.

The_Soup: You hit Paril.

Me: He shouldno t have been standing there, then.

BlackFTW: One more time, double or nothing.

Me: You better pay up.

[plyr shoots another arrow through the bullseye again, this time hitting a helicopter thato s being driven by MonkeyMoney101]

Me: Mano ¦.. heo s not fit to fly any flying vehicle.

The_Soup: Co mon, leto s go before anyone else notices. Esp. Cyprezz.


Hangover (Part 1):

Rova: Don't let Monkeymoney101 drive, because there's something wrong with him and flying things.

Me: Understood.

Rova: Oh, and Doughty either. I don't like how he barrel rolls all the time.

Monkeymoney101: [while flying his wooden biplane and speaking through a megaphone] Gentleman with the topee on, you have an amazing mustache!
[to himself]
Monkeymoney101: Man, I should have been a f**kin stunt devil. Oh wait, I already am.
[also to himself while stroking his mustache]
Rova: I do have a pretty damn good mustache don't I?? [continues flying his airship]

The_Adam_Bomb: You're not really going in there are you?
Imm0rt4l: Going in where?
The_Adam_Bomb: The cave. You actually gonna go in there or are you guys just f**kin' with me?
Imm0rt4l: It's where all the creepers live. It proves to the ladies that I'm man enough to take on a group of creepers. Plus it's easier to trap them, so, really, anyone can trap them easily down there.
The_Adam_Bomb: Ya, and so are you. [Pats Imm0rt4l on the back and walks away] Good luck man! You're gonna need it.

Imm0rt4l: Do you know if this cave is reception friendly?

Me: What do you mean?
Imm0rt4l: I'm not getting any sig' on my cell phone.
Me: I'm not sure.
Imm0rt4l: [unknowingly to a creeper] Is there a payphone down here at all?
Creeper: ssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.......
Imm0rt4l: Alright, I'll come back some other time....... [starts to walk away then pauses] OH SH~~
[creeper blows Imm0rt4l and Plyr_783 up and they respawn on the surface]
Me: You just had to ask the creeper didn't you? I had a full stack of diamonds too man! A FULL STACK!!!



7 Update Logs

Update #7 : by plyr 09/26/2012 9:13:33 pmSep 26th, 2012

added yet another quote and have added Exurbia onto the list :p

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10/06/2012 12:43 am
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Lolisher95 avatar
Lol. Some of these are hilarious!
09/27/2012 7:23 am
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cdcgirl avatar
I see what you did there (I think) *points to your personal made one*
09/27/2012 9:03 am
Level 60 : High Grandmaster Pyro
plyr avatar
herpaderp :P

(i used always type "/me chucks a flaming piece of coal at elijah_blu" in chat all the time back when i posted it)
09/24/2012 11:37 pm
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Elf
Exurbia avatar
Why am I not here.
09/24/2012 11:40 pm
Level 60 : High Grandmaster Pyro
plyr avatar
lol b/c, i haven't found a good one for you yet, and this was from 3 months ago when i barely knew you (as a member that is) :P
09/24/2012 11:41 pm
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Exurbia avatar
Fair enough.
07/31/2012 8:02 am
Level 76 : Legendary Snark
Aximili avatar
You should make this into some sort of movie.
07/31/2012 8:07 am
Level 60 : High Grandmaster Pyro
plyr avatar
roflmao i wish i could XD

but i'm not into doing animations and all cause i've never even attempted to do one before xD
06/25/2012 7:20 am
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TheGlowingStars avatar
Longest.....blog....i'v ever seen.......diamond for you my sir ;D
06/25/2012 7:39 am
Level 60 : High Grandmaster Pyro
plyr avatar
lol is it really?? XD
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