Those green, terrifying double underlined links.

A new epidimic has been created by someone - THE GREEN LINE EPIDIMIC.

You see those... monsters on your screen? This is what I'm talking about.

Haha, very funny advertisers.
Thanks for ruining many browser's lives. Why?

WHAT YOU'RE THINKING:
Just dodge them. I do this.

WHAT I SAY:
They've turned it into "Dodge the green links! Your punishment is an extremely annoying pop-up that simply ruins your life by clicking it.

I hate it when they put it right above a link. Why? Can't the internet just say, "Those damn links..." And simply remove them? Nope, they stay there. Forever. No stoppin' em. They're there. No choice. No special browser. If you could, invent a special browser that removes these. As I'm writing this, in one line, spam, naturally and blog are green and double underlined. How? How the heck to you come up with something for them? I'm going to hover over each one. Let's see...

Spam minecraft mine craft
click here to begin fast and easy
OneTwoDown.com

What the heck? How???? THIS ISN'T EVEN RELEVANT! Spamming in minecraft can get you kicked out of SINGLEPLAYER, so why is it telling you how? I can give you a two second guide for windows, and possibly Linux and Mac.

1. Say the word you wish to spam.
2. Press the 'up' arrow key and press enter repeatedly.
3. Spamming! Now prepare to be kicked/banned.

Naturally minecraft mine
click here to begin fast and easy
OneTwoDown.com

Same website, same description. Just different title. How? No one goes to 'Naturally minecraft mine' I doubt a thread about this exists! WHY?!

blog minecraft mine craft
click here to begin fast and easy
OneTwoDown.com

Whut... again...
This is what I mean. It's a brand new maze game you can play in your browser.
Wow. Such annoying. Many popup. Much customers lost. Wow.
WHY?!

If you've had a similar situation, or just hate green links that are at least once everywhere on every web page, comment. I hope
these green links become extinct.