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Rant-Why I didn't like Mojang's April Fools joke. (Villagers have edited this to make it more suitable for the new villager population. Thanks! -Villager #224)

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avatar SlimeCraftPBJ
Level 27 : Expert Narwhal
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Introduction 


Hello SlimeCraftPBJ here and today, I'm going to talk about the effect April Fools day has had on Minecraft, and I'm not very happy with it. Now before I move on, I can take a joke but this time, it feels as if the joke is repeatedly being told. In other words, I think Mojang went too far on this one did something amazing. (Note: This blog has been set up as a joke in which Villagers edit a blog for April Fools, this can be read seriously, just read the striked out text and ignore what is after it, or as a joke, in which you read both. Happy April Fools! :P)

Main Blog (Edited By Villager #365)

Today, I started my game expecting the usual April Fools trick. There was a message on the website screen, apparently Villagers from 1.9 beta had become sentient and tampered with the skin servers, therefore we couldn't change skins. I heard a low-tone Villager voice say "Click!" as I pressed the buttons, then it quickly became annoying wonderful  after I joined a server. Everyone's skin had been ripped and replaced with a Villager skin, and the Villager voice I heard earlier was now all over the place. That was when I logged off, and went to write this blog to see what you all thought about this. Personally, I feel that this joke is like all others it's funny the first few times every single time, then it becomes aggravating the best joke ever (which it has because this joke lasts all day). Eventually this is going to give people  headaches the joy of knowing villagers have taken over, I know I'd have it if I played for a while. Why? Because everytime someone steps on a block, said Villager voice blurts out the block name. For example, when near water, you will hear "Water! Water! Water! There is water here!" being spammed. There is a solution, which is turning sound off, but then you won't be able to here block and mob sounds. Now, on to the problem with ripping people's skins. A skin is something that is supposed to show  hide a player's Villager personality and  or what they like and enjoy awesome Villager face so I don't know why people use them, simply for personalization . Mojang ripped skins from users and replaced them. Personally, I don't like everything being the same. It seems strange  wonderful. But again, it is an April Fools joke and the reason Mojang did this is for a laugh not everyone will have  to prove Villagers are the best mob.
Now one thing we may ask is, why Villagers? Well, I'd say Mojang can tell most Minecraft players don't like love this mob, so they used it for their cruel clever April Fools joke. 

Hope you enjoyed this blog! Tell me what you think in the comments about this trick.

We, the villagers find this blog to be a crime against humanity and remove it as soon as possible. Thank you. All hail villager overlords! -Villager #143
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08/07/2014 1:58 pm
Level 24 : Expert Narwhal
_Enchanted_
I HATED THAT STOOPID APRIL FOOLS TRICK!!!! IT FOOLED MEH SO BAD!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07/06/2014 3:16 pm
Level 25 : Expert Pirate
FunkyKong
I play with my sound off, so I didn't even know it made noises until I watched YouTube videos recorded on April Fool's Day XD
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06/26/2014 6:38 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Dragonborn
CheatSource
The voices were done by ElementAnimation. God, do I hate love him...
1
08/28/2014 7:52 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Warrior
EnderAndroid
Ignore the troll, ignore the troll...
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08/28/2014 8:06 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Dragonborn
CheatSource
Huh?
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08/29/2014 2:08 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Warrior
EnderAndroid
Do you hate or like Element Animation? If someone's posting a negative opinion, it's likely they're a troll. Sorry if I got this wrong... =-/
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06/26/2014 2:22 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
Turtle_Helmet
it was pretty funny
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04/25/2014 9:56 am
Level 1 : New Miner
BronyWhovian728
I loved this! Whoever didn't doesn't understand it was just a joke! Anyway it was pretty funny.
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04/03/2014 1:01 pm
Level 41 : Master Dragon
CrafterDragon
Dude the villager stuff is over and many people expected an april fools joke from mojang. Why are you ranting about it? It's over, nothing really bad happened apart from dead moaning and thats basically it.
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04/03/2014 12:13 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Crafter
1+yearofMC
One more... Click me.
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04/03/2014 12:11 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Crafter
1+yearofMC
1. Hilarious!
2. Thinknoodles liked it
3. I thought this joke was from LAST year
1
04/03/2014 12:06 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Crafter
1+yearofMC
What about chests?
1
04/02/2014 10:27 pm
Level 26 : Expert Geek
KeyLimeSlime
Its only lasted ONE day. It's not that hard to just play another game without april fools stuff. Also, they only did it because Mojang had been taking an interest in ElementAnimation and so they decided to switch out the defualt resource pack with AE's. So you could have solved the annyoing sound problem by switching texture packs.
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04/02/2014 2:12 pm
Level 27 : Expert Narwhal
SlimeCraftPBJ
Okay, I see that the section in the introduction stating this is a joke (as seen from the "Villager edits") and isn't to be taken seriously unless you want to hasn't helped. So, I'm putting it in the comments. Thank you.
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04/02/2014 11:14 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
GamerGalGirl
I really don't care. If you can't handle one day  of jokes, heck, get off of minecraft and go play some other game that doesn't do april fools.
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04/02/2014 5:16 pm
Level 70 : Legendary Lad
BoehMod
I don't think that you fully understand his joke. He was pretending to rant about the jokes that Mojang made and pretending that villagers took over his post and made it seem like he was applauding the joke.
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07/08/2014 2:45 am
Level 32 : Artisan Ninja
AkirAssasin
He was ranting with sarcasm.
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07/08/2014 4:42 am
Level 70 : Legendary Lad
BoehMod
And pratending villagers took over his post
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04/02/2014 11:13 am
Level 21 : Expert Toast
nolez15
Why do people keep making threads to complain about Mojang's April Fools joke that lasted ONE DAY?

Like, I'm sure that just ruined everybody's lives.
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04/02/2014 10:01 pm
Level 23 : Expert Network
SoyMonkey
if you actually read the blog you would know that he CLEARLY STATED that this rant was a joke......dont take things so seriously espicially when it says its a joke
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04/02/2014 10:27 am
Level 73 : Legendary Pixel Puncher
Hunajameloni
Villagers are getting modified alot in 1.8
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04/02/2014 10:43 am
Level 2 : Apprentice Network
Spartan_Fox_01
really hope so they are downright useless now.
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04/03/2014 2:21 am
Level 29 : Expert Pixel Puncher
PixelPlunker
Lol, so true.
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04/03/2014 12:39 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Ranger
madmax3004
Yeah I agree no villagers own and they are completely useless usefull!
1
04/02/2014 6:36 am
Level 30 : Artisan Grump
SonnyBassPlayer
Eheh, nice blog. Anyway, if people really disliked sounds, they could have simply used 1.7.4. Gamewise it ain't that different from 1.7.5 unless you are using realms and the awesome annoying sounds go away. In fact, 1.7.4 didn't get new sounds, only the skin changes.
(See what I did there?)
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04/02/2014 2:55 am
Level 23 : Expert Engineer
jc3833
actually, the reason that they used that is because Element Animation went and made a villager sounds resource pack already, so Mojang saw it and thought something along the lines of "hey... isnt april fools day coming up"
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04/01/2014 9:57 pm
Level 40 : Master Modder
David5886
Hey, it is only for 24-hours, The sounds, as far as I know, only affects 1.7. and the skins will be back to normal tomarrow. They are just taking part in April Fools, plus they can do whatever they want to YOUR skin. In the terms and use, they give you PERMISSION to use/play the game, and they can change the game, or skin in this case however they like. It is nice that people voice their opinion, but, it is only one day, and everything will be back to normal tomarrow.
1
04/02/2014 4:45 am
Level 17 : Journeyman Scribe
Mechanical Wolf
If you haven't yet realised this is fake. He made it as a joke
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04/01/2014 8:44 pm
Level 25 : Expert Grump
IceCream_Sundae
VILLAGER NEWS: Blog Editing Successful.
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04/01/2014 7:38 pm
Level 1 : New Artist
JMinecraft10
nice blog i thought this too it is really annoying because i like my skin and i want it on. i dont want my skin to be changed to a mob that no one needs. thankyou for this blog
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04/01/2014 9:59 pm
Level 40 : Master Modder
David5886
You will have your skin back tomarrow. Remember, they can do whatever they want to your minecraft account, if it is with your skin or username. In the terms of use, they can do whatever they want to the game or anything related to the game. They can even remove your account without an excuse.
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04/02/2014 5:17 pm
Level 70 : Legendary Lad
BoehMod
This statement is not completely true.
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04/01/2014 7:15 pm
Level 46 : Master Giraffe
discOtter
  1. I've never heard such an overstatement then to say this is "cruel"
  2. You can only hear the "click" when using default textures and sounds
  3. It was funny so idc

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04/02/2014 12:22 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Network
Cheese_Commander
Actually, #2 is wrong. I use a Resource Pack called "Pamplemousse" and I heard the "click" and the "gras grass grass" even though I know the pack never had these sounds before, and I hadn't downloaded a new update to the pack on April Fools, they did something else.
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04/02/2014 2:57 am
Level 23 : Expert Engineer
jc3833
that's because you are using a resource pack that only modifies textures, get a sound pack, i'm sure someone has made a soundpack to avoid this kind of thing...
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04/02/2014 8:59 pm
Level 46 : Master Giraffe
discOtter
Just about to say that.
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04/01/2014 7:05 pm
Level 21 : Expert Dragonborn
wilfrerocks867
It's a joke.
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04/01/2014 7:05 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Spleefer
xSnowyRosesx
lol;3
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04/01/2014 7:01 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Pokemon
EnchantedM
hey its just me but i love this, its something they got from Elemental Animations and how their villagers talk, idk i just love how they told them that it would be apart of the game for a day :P i love playing survival games today because its so much harder xD well its your opinion so idc
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04/01/2014 6:55 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Meme
TheViridian
Get tougher skin. It's only 24 hours, jeez. >.>
1
04/01/2014 6:49 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Explorer
SlowMelonz
I think i read somewhere that this is also the time in which the new layers for skin is being tested!
I quite liked and thought it was funny when  i logged on to pvp and EVERYONE was a villager!


:D
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04/01/2014 6:48 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Archer
MrBoom
really?? haha wow pathetic.  mojang took it to far hahaha funny
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