Hello I'm back with another blog thing. I wanted to do something other than the things I did previously, so I making this blog about Ssssssssss, a creeper telling about everything about the apocalypse. Ill be updating this so don't be alarmed if it suddenly ends with a post. Anyways here it is.

(Transcribed from the ancient catacombs of SSSSS (5 S's) next to it was a Pe*** shaped creature)

10/2/13: Hi my name is Ssssssssss (10 ss), I am a creeper and this is a story about everything that has happened since the apocalypse. New Minecraft World was a peaceful world until Yoloswag6969 came on and named it Twerktown U.S.A as if he made this world. But what no one understood was how he renamed it. The now, Twerktown U.S.A, was originally New Minecraft Word for as long I've been here, but one day everyone suddenly knew that he renamed the world. He cut down our trees, and stripped the mine of its diamonds and slaughtered the occasionally animal. I mean its ok and all we Creepers weren't really using them since we don't really have arms to make stuff with and also we can blow stuff up so that's cool. We didn't really care too much about him since he left us alone, until 9696gawsoloY came. After then we thought that nothing could get worse. Sh** they're coming Ill continue this later.

10/3/13: I'm back. My village had to retreat back to the emergency basements because Yolosawg6969 was seen coming. Thank god, they cant read Mob-talk, because I accidentally dropped this. Anyways, as I was saying everything was ok until it got worse when 9696gawsoloY came. While Yoloswag was simply doing what he was to survive, 9696gaws was just doing it for FUN. That's right, FUN. He was killing cows left and right, using pouring lava on the trees, setting traps so chickens become his egg slaves, but then he did the unbelievable. HE. KILLED. THE. ENDERDRAGON. THE ENDERDRAGON WAS OUR FRIEND. AND TO ADD ONTO IT HE SPAWNED THE MYTHICAL WITHER, ONE WHO WE SPENT OVER 300 YEARS TRYING TO SPAWN AND KILLED IT RIGHT ON THE SPOT. So we unleashed all hell upon him. Spiders, Skeletons, Slimes, Blazes, you name it we got it. Even though with all our forces. He killed everyone, except for me and a few fellow endermen and to think I asked for a safe new year when I blew out the candles on my cake that on sh**ty day.

10/4/13: After the killing of all my friends I was depressed. I knew I had to go before he found me so I left. I heard of a place called Earth. Apparently its this place with really ugly mobs, but they know how to fight since they had 2 wars with most of the world so I'm going to see if I can recruit any of those Earth-Dwellers. The problem is that you don't go to Earth the portal way, you go by a really old fashioned way called "Spaceships" and the only one in the entire world was in an museum. So I set out for a town called Mercy and set out.

10/5/13:The next few months were hard. I should have listened in Jungles survival class. I almost broke my cube foot when I missed the lake, the cocoa bean were bitter, and I fell and couldn't get up because I have no arms until I inched my way to a handy village where I had to trade the emerald ring that my husband bought me. (I didnt really needed it since he died). The only good thing about it was that the ocelots were scared of me and a cow accidentally fell into my fire-pit. That provided me with enough strength to go to Mercy and I sold most of the cow to get me a house for at least a week. As I was walking down the dirt path though, a Man said pointing a bow at my head, "so I didn't kill the last of you filth"



Next update when I feel like it