Alright, this is my first review and it's probably gonna be terrible. Anyway, today I'm going to review the orange, on 3 factors, name, appearance, and taste. First off, name. It's called an orange... and its orange... veeerry creative there. Next: appearance. We already know it's orange, and orange is one of my favorite colors so instant points. It's also very round and has small dimples. Reminds me of a butt. Anyway. Next; taste. It.. tastes like dirty socks... wait.. oh, I'm supposed to peel it? Alright. It's very tangy, and sweet-ish. Pretty good to be honest. Nothing to write down about. Oh wait..

Alright the final scores are....

Name: 1/10 At least it's a bit descriptive.
Appearance: 7/10 Better, but looks like a butt.
Taste: Peel: -2/10 Inside: 8/10

I hope you enjoyed my first review!