Heres a story ok people. Its proboably the scareiest thing ever so button your pants and go pee now so you don't go in your pants.


So one day I was walking in the street and I saw a 10 dollar bill on the ground. I picked it up and decided to go to the store to buy some stuff with it. So I went there and bought some candy, soda, and other crap when the casheir hands me some toothpaste and is like "buy this and you can have all that for FREE." I took it and got all my other stuff free. When I got home I decide to use it. It tasted pretty good, in fact I actually started EATING it. So I went back to the tore when I ran out to ask about the lady who gave it to me. They said they didn't employ anyone like that. So I was suspicious and decided to work my way home. When I got there I took as shower but when it was time for my shampoo.... THE BOTTLE WAS EMPTY! (dun dun duuuuuuu!)