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Some Minecraft Yo Momma Jokes

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avatar Herobrines Twin
Level 20 : Expert Hunter
These are kind of old.They're also posted on my deviantART account,but posted before I forgot my password here.

1.Yo momma so tall she makes Endermen look like Keebler Elves

2.Yo momma so skinny skeletons tell her she needs to eat something

3.Yo momma so ugly she gives Herobrine nightmares

4.Yo momma so short she found diamonds and couldn't reach them

5.Yo momma so fat Steve had to push her so daylight would come

6.Yo momma so dark she makes Endermen look white

7.Yo momma so ugly she makes villagers look gorgeous

8.Yo momma is like an Enderman--People try hard not to stare.

9:Yo momma so short a silverfish ran over her

10:Yo momma so slow Herobrine caught her while he was walking

11:Yo momma so fat she provides shade for skeletons and zombies

12:Yo momma so stupid she tried to hug a creeper

13:Yo momma so fat she got hit by a minecart and said "Who threw that rock?"

14:Yo momma so dark Steve mistakened her for obsidian

15:Yo momma so stupid she tried to make coal tools

16:Yo momma so stupid she asked an Enderman if he wanted to have a staring contest

17:Yo momma so ugly Endermen won't look at her

18:Yo momma so fat she broke obsidian by stepping on it

19:Yo momma so ugly the Wither ran away

Work in progress! If you have any ideas,feel free to share them! :)

03/16/2016 1:27 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
Yo mama so fat, she can break Bedrock by standing on it.
07/29/2013 12:17 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Architect
Any of you saw how he changed the characters after number 8 from a . to a :
This could mean he copied these jokes from another site.

I wouldn't change those little things unless you know what you're doing or you blindly copied it from different sites and put this together,
nice jokes however.
08/04/2013 11:37 pm
Level 20 : Expert Hunter
Herobrines Twin
That's a simple mistake; I copied them from my deviantART account then put them here. I don't think the jokes are still up on my account, though. I put them on deviantART because I while back I lost my PM password. When I found it, I just copy-pasted here.
04/11/2013 11:21 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Warrior
heres one

yo momma is so ugly, that the enderdragon and all the endermen killed themselfs.

sorry that i did not use caps or other characters, my tablet doesnt allow them on this site for some reason.
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