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Sonic the Hedgehog will be the most progressive liberal movie of the year!

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The inclusion of Pillagers in the Minecraft Pillage and Village Update was a great move by Mojang to bring diversity into young gamers' hearts. At this rate, diversity will soon be unconditionally accepted all across the world! And it just keeps on getting better, as we look into the recent announcement of the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog movie!

Sonic the hedgehog is by far the most anticipated movie of the year due to a myriad of reasons. Obviously, we love and support it because it is the first movie in human history to star a furry as it’s lead character. Now that is progress! Furries are constantly at risk in Trump’s America and are quite possibly up there with Greysexual Novigenders as the most oppressed ethnic minority in the world. Seeing Sonic helping end furryphobic intolerance has made me cry rivers of joyful tears.

To make it even better, the main villain is Dr. Eggman, an evil fascist who represents everything wrong with our modern society. He’s white, male, straight, and likes to experiment on animals and hunt furries. I have no doubt in my mind that Dr. Eggman is secretly a Trump supporter, and I’m expecting a full hour long monologue of him planning to build a wall to keep people of fur out.

The chances of this movie succeeding is guaranteed and critics will most certainly be cheering on the wellspring of diversity, tolerance and inclusivity the movie has to offer.

Here's to America's greatest hero
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  • Makaneek
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  • Expert Scribe
  • May 16, 2019, 2:41 pm
sarcasm? i can't tell.
  • AUI80
  • Level 16
  • Journeyman Modder
  • May 16, 2019, 4:12 pm
you think this is a joke?
  • Nova_exe
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  • Apprentice Skinner
  • May 16, 2019, 11:18 am
Truly amazing, it will soon be the worlds greatest movie! Just like Mojang's Village and Pillage movie.
  • CHorse
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Fish
  • May 15, 2019, 5:38 pm
Truly a splendid move. Of course we must beware of over usage of liberal ideologies. When Hat In Time threw in a rainbow so many people were apalled that a RAINBOW would be allowed in the game. This was clearly the work of liberals trying to force their ideologies down everyone's throats. It did not affect the gameplay or anything really but it made the game so bad it got a 0% on rotten potatoes.
  • AUI80
  • Level 16
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  • May 15, 2019, 5:47 pm
rotten potatoes are meanies ;( they hurt my feelings... i think russians hacked the review

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