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Seneschal's Avatar Seneschal
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If you didn't think Steve is an absolute friggin' superhuman, then here are some facts that prove his wild abilties.




This blog mainly consists of true puns and ambiguious facts.
(Your name gets to be on the blog if you send me a suggestion!)



  • Steve can break a tree with his bare hand, not only that but 1 METER OF SOLID STONE. (oh this gon' be good.)
  • Steve doesn't get sleep deprivation.
  • Steve can't die of thirst.
  • Steve can eat rotten flesh like its nothing.
  • Steve is immune to eating chicken with the bone attached. (KingAkward)
  • Steve can't get salmonella.
  • Steve can drink salt water without getting sick.
  • Steve can withstand lava. (till he drowns in lava or dies by the extreme temperature)
  • Steve can get third-degree burns and survive.
  • Steve can hold a bucket full of lava without burning his hands. (KingAkward)
  • Steve can use water to break his fall.
  • Steve can wear a magical helmet and water breathing potion to prevent him from drowning.
  • Steve can eat golden apples made of solid, hard, heavy, gold.
  • Poison cannot kill Steve. (Only in Hardcore)
  • Steve has 10 hearts while we have one. (pun intended)
  • Steve can regenerate his health after surviving explosions, poison, etc.
  • Steve can stare at the sun forever.
  • Steve doesn't blink, he never loses any staring contests.
  • Steve vomits out items.
  • Steve can shape any ore into armor or tools.
  • Steve can fall down 22 meters and still not break his bones.
  • Steve is 2 meters tall, and can jump 1 meter high. (BIOhazard_inc)
  • Steve can sprint forever unless he gets hungry.
  • Steve can break a block of tnt in one punch.
  • When Steve feels "creative" he can fly.
  • Despite battling mobs, mining for ore, defeating a dragon, Steve still doesn't question how he spawn randomly in a world.
  • Not knowing what language Villagers speak, Steve can still understand and can trade with them.
  • Steve knows how to make a portal to the nether without knowing how he learned it.
  • Steve swims vertically.
  • Steve gets experience levels by doing tasks in minecraft, and uses his experience to enchant items.
  • Steve knows how to make a Wither and doesn't care that's its a destructive creature.
  • At the same time Steve creates the wither and risk his life to get a nether star.
  • Steve can hold thorny bushes or poppies bare-handed.
  • Steve can carry six times the Eiffel Tower. (WaterIsDripping)
  • Steve can carry a weight denser than the core of the sun. (BIOhazard_inc)
  • Steve has infinite chances of living, due to his respawning powers. (SoccerkidJT-7)
  • Steve can choose to be in hardcore, survival, and creative.
  • Steve drinks milk to cure poison.
  • Steve can change the difficulties in his world. (deep.)
  • Steve can speak many languages by changing his settings.
  • Steve can make a cake with 3 bundles of wheat in the raw, an egg, two grams of sugar (roughly measured), and 3 buckets of milk.
  • Steve can choose to hear sounds by changing his settings.
  • Steve uses wooden boats to travel the sea without using any tools to move it. (outdated, but he doesn't craft the oars)
  • Steve can type down commands in a command blocks to do anything in the world.
  • In creative Steve can magically get items.
  • Steve doesn't get hypothermia.
  • Steve can eat cake faster than any other food.
  • Steve never urinates.
  • Steve wears armor on top of his clothes.
  • Steve can milk a cow instantly.
  • Steve can ride pigs forever.
  • Steve can make an infinite water source.
  • Steve never ages.
  • Steve can force breeding immediately.
  • Steve has no fingers.
  • Steve can force plants to grow but throwing bonemeal at it.
  • Steve can't sit down. (Not including mods)
  • Steve can turn 9 pieces of string into a meter of wool. (minecraftplayerman)
  • Steve can sit in minecarts.
  • Steve clothes is called skin. (pun intended)
  • Steve is so rich he doesn't need gold to trade in for money.
  • Steve has a nickname name on top of his head. (pun intended)
  • Steve can magically enchant items.
  • Steve has loses them when he dies experience levels.
  • Steve can take an arrow to the knee everywhere in his body.
  • Steve can be modified. (using mods :p)
  • Steve can make cake, pie, and bread without baking it. (patchpen)
  • Apparently Steve is an Enchanter, Weaponsmith, Hunter, Farmer, Mountain Climber, Fisher, Architect, Hiker, Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Redstoner, Brewer, etc.

What else is he?
oh das rite, a friggin' superhuman.



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06/09/2015 2:39 am
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TheGhostlyManner
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misprints A PIGS, AN SURVIVALIST but otherwise really good and funny and true
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02/11/2015 5:22 am
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KingAkward
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Steve can hold a lava bucket in his hands without burning himself.
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10/02/2014 8:55 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Warrior
Lostbedouin
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I like it
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09/27/2014 5:52 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Creeper Hugger
Tamacraft123
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Wow, I love this blog. It's so true!
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09/22/2014 7:27 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
John Bacon
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He is bought by Microsoft, :/
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09/19/2014 6:37 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Dolphin
Patchpen
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He can make cake, pie, and bread without baking it.
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08/26/2014 5:51 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Network
Minecraft_Captain
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whet a badarse
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08/15/2014 12:02 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Warrior
KingAkward
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SO GOOD.
Another reason:
Steve can eat any food [like chickens] just in a couple of seconds,and  does not get effected by bones in food.[i mean , bones get stuck in your throat so you might have a chance of dying]
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03/30/2014 12:08 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Crafter
Tycho Minecraft
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I know another one! Steve can slay slimes, without his hand is going threw them!
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02/26/2014 11:53 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Taco
gam3rguy1028
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Superhuman...
I agree
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