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avatar Iaeyan_Elyuex
Level 63 : High Grandmaster Pokemon

Dogfighting is perfectly legal and is in fact endorsed.

Your mom sleeps in the kitchen.

When severely injured, swans will kamikaze strike you.

Beware of a small purple mouse wearing a sash.

You shouldn't be totally freaked out by a 6 foot tall centipede.

Evolution is real.

If you meet a kid named Joey, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you give him your phone number.

Sonic booms are slow spinning projectiles that do slight harm.

A being powerful enough to be considered a god can be captured inside a device made by man.

The strongest fighter in the land can be overcome easily with only a few days' training.

Cats are NOT to be trusted.

Even if you drop the Sun on your opponent, they will still just be knocked unconscious.

You should call a creature by the noise it makes.

If you see an orange fish, DO NOT TICK IT OFF. Trust me.

Better technology exists. So why are standard capture devices still being manufactured?

A blonde, black skinned, overweight opera singer with lipstick is racist, but a gangster thing with droopy pants and a mohawk isn't.

These new creatures have surely existed in other regions for a while. So, why hasn't anyone ever mentioned them?

Lavender Town is SCARY AS ****.

Attract must die.

A machine can resurrect creatures from fossils, so nobody should ever truly be dead. (creepypasta time!)

A creature exists that can take any form. Your best friend could be one. YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE.

It's a wonder there is no People for the Ethical Treatment of Audino.

Once you have a Level 100 Pokémon, none of your friends will want to fight you.

Reshiram: Fusion Flare + Fire Type + Charcoal = Oh Crumbs.

Fake Out exists solely to annoy those looking for a quick fight.

Blue enjoys smelling people.

Who the heck made the Voltorb and Electrode in the first place?

With how big the bugs are, you should REALLY watch for ticks in the tall grass.

Massive earthquakes are no big deal.

A bottle of mineral water has the same healing capabilities as a Grade B spray medicine.

90% of people think all 150+ Generation V Pokémon are Garbodor.

A unicorn is okay with most boys as long as it's on fire.

Certain rocks give off enough radiation to mutate certain creatures, but do no harm to humans.

Being in a hailstorm will not harm a human, but will hurt certain creatures even though some are heavily armored. Same with sandstorms.

Evil organization members will give up and run away if you beat them in a Pokémon battle, even though they're adults and you're a kid.

The Azure Flute will never be distributed. Deal with it.

Why isn't there a machine that fully heals humans? Oh, that's right. HUMANS NEVER GET HURT.

Most food items will cure poisoning or paralysis.

Gambling is wrong, even in a video game.

Why would a Samurott know Flamethrow- Oh... I get it.

A small bird can fly you across a region.

A dragon with large wings cannot fly.

You can dive underwater for long amounts of time without the need for diving equipment.

06/22/2015 6:32 pm
Level 1 : New Crafter
<<< Being that can fly, takes damage from things on the ground while flying. *flips treasure bag*
04/30/2014 8:42 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Architect
I Don't Understand Samurott Learn Flamethrow...
05/02/2014 4:53 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Architect
Still don't get it
04/30/2014 10:51 pm
Level 63 : High Grandmaster Pokemon
03/02/2014 8:46 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Network
This is hilarious omg XD
01/23/2014 5:26 pm
Level 24 : Expert Skinner
What's the thing with Samurott learning Flamethrower?
01/23/2014 8:41 pm
Level 63 : High Grandmaster Pokemon
Zoroark. It can know Flamethrower.
01/23/2014 8:45 pm
Level 24 : Expert Skinner
But then why would you say Samur...

OHHHHHHHHH. I see. I get it. :)
12/09/2012 10:00 am
Level 47 : Master Blob
90% of people think all 150+ Generation V Pokémon are Garbodor.
True it is.
08/10/2012 8:18 am
Level 24 : Expert Pirate
realy good :D
08/09/2012 10:38 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Zombie
Hahaha! This is all true! Diamond for you
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