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Stupid Poem collection

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Travis's Avatar Travis
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Albeit, not all of these are 100% mine...




Roses are red.

That much is true,

But violets are purple,

And purpl’s not blue.



Haikus are easy,

But sometimes they don’t make sense.

Refrigerator.



Sticks and stones may break my bones.

Then I’ll be disabled.



Roses are red.

Violets are red.

Grass is red.
My eyes were crushed.
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11/15/2016 7:38 pm
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DestructionE
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Wouldn't it be "purple's" instead of "purpl's"?
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11/15/2016 8:32 pm
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Travis
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It's for a dialogue slang effect. The poems may be bad, but I'm still a writer.
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11/15/2016 10:51 pm
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DestructionE
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I don't understand it. It doesn't seem to have a purpose to me. Can you explain it?
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11/16/2016 11:08 am
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Travis
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Imagine an old man from the south is saying "purple's", that's how the spelling is supposed to make the word feel.
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11/16/2016 9:44 pm
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DestructionE
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I would imagine it being spelled as you spelled it just now.
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