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How does Planet Minecraft remove submissions?
Simple, people flag submissions and when the moderators notice that something new has been flagged in their inbox, they go check it out and remove it. This is FALSE!
How they really do it!
Planet Minecraft corporation is really a division of google and is planning on world dominance. They installed satellites in the outer space Milky Way. These satellites send down rays that can tell if someone is upset or angry. When these satellites pick up the negative emotion, a moderator on their space station crunches the data and checks out what the commotion is about. They look at the blog, project, or skin that has been causing this negative emotion. Then they send out viruses to the people who are feeling negative emotion and these viruses’ spies on them through their webcam, if they have one. If not, they send down a drone disguised as a squirrel to spy on them 24/7, and when the subject- I mean user… is not looking, the drone connects a suction cup to their head to see why they are upset.
After receiving the report the drone flies back to the outer Milky Way for more data crunching. After hours upon hours of work and sweat, they come to a conclusion. From all the data they’ve acquired. They then send out Maximus Von Honpfstomper to eliminate the post from the internet. In order to do this they have to break into the world-wide internet storage centre held in a secret base up North in Canada. After infiltrating the base they connect to a USB port and upload a virus that takes down the submission. SUCCESS! I know this story is true, for I am Maximus Von Honpfstomper, and I am right behind you!
Sorry the blog was so short, it was hard to stay hyper while writing this at 3 am. I hope this story somewhat made you smile, or even a ghastly chuckle would suffice. Now go out, be who you want to be, show the world who you are, and be creative! -FlyingFrie
Simple, people flag submissions and when the moderators notice that something new has been flagged in their inbox, they go check it out and remove it. This is FALSE!
How they really do it!
Planet Minecraft corporation is really a division of google and is planning on world dominance. They installed satellites in the outer space Milky Way. These satellites send down rays that can tell if someone is upset or angry. When these satellites pick up the negative emotion, a moderator on their space station crunches the data and checks out what the commotion is about. They look at the blog, project, or skin that has been causing this negative emotion. Then they send out viruses to the people who are feeling negative emotion and these viruses’ spies on them through their webcam, if they have one. If not, they send down a drone disguised as a squirrel to spy on them 24/7, and when the subject- I mean user… is not looking, the drone connects a suction cup to their head to see why they are upset.
After receiving the report the drone flies back to the outer Milky Way for more data crunching. After hours upon hours of work and sweat, they come to a conclusion. From all the data they’ve acquired. They then send out Maximus Von Honpfstomper to eliminate the post from the internet. In order to do this they have to break into the world-wide internet storage centre held in a secret base up North in Canada. After infiltrating the base they connect to a USB port and upload a virus that takes down the submission. SUCCESS! I know this story is true, for I am Maximus Von Honpfstomper, and I am right behind you!
Sorry the blog was so short, it was hard to stay hyper while writing this at 3 am. I hope this story somewhat made you smile, or even a ghastly chuckle would suffice. Now go out, be who you want to be, show the world who you are, and be creative! -FlyingFrie
| Credit | Additional credit for me, I am awesome! |
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*Hides in corner and prepares to fight off the hordes of squirrels*