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Supper With Goat - And Other Random Poems

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Supper With Goat
My goat was eating supper,
(She insists upon buffet),
Her supper tends to take a while,
Usuall all day!

She's not a fan of Chinese food,
And yet she loves her rice.
When eating fish she almost choked,
But shrimp is rather nice.

She finished her espresso,
And sipped some mild tea,
Then gobbled up a bendy twig,
And then a Lilac Tree.

She licked a little ice cream,
(As I watched her eat this feast),
Then nibbled on a mossy rock,
I laughed in disbelief!


Elephants
Elephants are purple,
Elephants are green,
When Elephants fall on the floor,
Elephants will scream.

Elephants are really bad,
Elephants are mean,
Elephants are so awful,
I hope they're just a dream.

Elephants are very big,
Elephants are large,
And Elephants will rule the world,
They will be in charge!

Failed Limerick:

Fred the Mouse
There once was a small mouse named Fred,
Who lived his whole life in a bed!
If you ever slept there,
He would eat all your hair,
And when you woke you'd be totally bald!

(Yes, I know it doesn't rhyme but if you think you could do better than you should be writing poems, not reading them! That's why it's called a "failed" limerick, ok?)

Riddle
I change one thing into another,
I am a little like a fire,
And when I'm done, the thing I've changed,
Becomes a little higher.

Answer
A Toaster :D


Supper With Goat - And Other Random Poems
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01/26/2015 2:48 pm
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escape9179
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Anvil?
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01/26/2015 3:13 pm
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VanillaBukkit
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Newp, sorry, thanks for guessing, guess again!
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01/25/2015 8:16 pm
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+PixelPirate+
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Is the answer drugs? If it changes you and makes you higher...
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01/25/2015 8:22 pm
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VanillaBukkit
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Erm, noooooo, not at all. Thanks for guessing though, lol. I don't do drugs.
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01/25/2015 9:13 pm
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+PixelPirate+
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:P I hope not! And I was just kidding, btw. I'm actually stumped.
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01/26/2015 7:18 am
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VanillaBukkit
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Yeah, I tried this Riddle with my Math Teacher and he had no clue either. I'm not sure when I'll release the answer. I guess I'm waiting for someone to guess it but it doesn't look like that's gonna happen. xD
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01/25/2015 4:17 am
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Dlljs
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First (legit) diamond!
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01/24/2015 6:19 pm
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Seanj117
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There once was a small mouse named Willow,
who lived her whole life in a pillow.
If you ever slept there, 
she would eat all your hair,
then your long locks wouldn't billow.

XD another fail
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01/25/2015 4:17 am
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Dlljs
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Good one!
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01/24/2015 6:39 pm
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VanillaBukkit
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lol, at least yours rhymes ;)
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