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Tale of a Gutsy Bread

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LynnDoesArt avatar LynnDoesArt
Level 16 : Journeyman Artist
(Why yes, I did make a Naruto reference. Thank you for noticing.)

Hello. My name is Breadward. I am bread. This is my tale of how I became something I never thought I could be.

  When I first awoke, I was simply like a drop of water in a river- lost. I didn't even know where I, myself, was. I was eternally lost. That's what it felt like, anyway. Then I was poured into a container. Baked. It was very hot in there, like a thousand of those weird machines that radiate heat the creators keep on their walls. Once I had a thorough sunburn all around my edge, I was put on a platform and sliced away from the other breads. I was finally an individual. I was then put in a stuffy plastic package, tied up and shipped away. I could see through the holes in the truck; I was shipped to a large box called "Wal-Mart". Why the creators would have a mart (whatever that is) inside a wall, I do not know. Maybe the wall had good bread.

  Once I was carried in a cart into the mart of walls, I was placed on yet another platform. Said platform had other packages of trapped bread, and with them I sympathized.

A few days later I was picked up by a creator. They were pretty, with a long flowing crust the color of the shelfs they put us on in the place I was made- a dark color, I think the creators called it “maroon”. Her inside dough was the color of the darker breads, the ones the creators call “chocolate cakes”. Her orbs in her top part of her body were a darker color of her skin. She had little raisins scattered across her lower top part, just under her orbs. I was happy to be picked up by her.

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The ride to her box was long. I was cold. When she finally took us out, it was getting dark, and I was even more cold. She set my bag on a platform, and by then I knew I was in love. I knew what I had to do to get closer. I had to get her to put me in her mouth.

I had seen a small other bread go into her mouth during the car ride. When the girl opened the bread puch, she took a few pieces and put them in the torture device- I mean roaster. It cooks bread (again; creators are unnecessary) and makes them more appetizing. If I wanted to be more appetizing, I had to get in there.

Then the furry creature came. It was odd, like a creator crouching on both of their tendrils. It had black mold all over and orbs the color of the bright strips outside of the box. It came and opened my packaging, and I spilled free. Thank you, odd creature, Thank you.

I immediately went for the toaster, flopping and hopping. The problem was, it was on a different platform. I fell off the first platform, flopped across the ground, and tossed myself up the next platform, enlisting the help of the moldy creature once again. I owe him two. But I fell right back down. The creature dragged me to a smaller box, one with an oddly shaped chair. The creature hopped on top, balancing on the thin, rounded strips, and I peered inside. There were slumps of waste, and I recognized one. It was the bread in front of me, the one that had been turned to toast in the torture device. It had gone in the mouth, and yet here it was. I saw others, too. I then realized I could not become a part of the creator this way- or any other way. I was always and forever me. Simply, just me.

The odd chunk of mold dragged me back and put me in the toaster. I was warmed and heated for the last time, and then the creator came with a surprised look in her orbs, petted the odd, moldy thing and I was in her mouth in two crumbs.

I am writing this from beyond the bread grave. Please, any bread that is reading this, do not go through the same pains as I did. Live your own bread life. No matter how gorgeous, breadiful or enticing the creator is, you must not give in. Live. Live like I could not.

-Breadward, national bread hero.
Credit@Electrified_Avian (is that how you spell it?)

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01/05/2022 2:39 am
Level 28 : Expert Blueberry
Angelonasher avatar
this is so good!

12/06/2021 8:40 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Artist
LynnDoesArt avatar
i actually do have the patience but thx anyway
12/04/2021 4:44 am
Level 1 : New Miner
begeyi avatar
If you don't have the patience for that, there are a few other tricks you can try to help you reach your goals faster. https://dltutuapp.com/tutuapp-download/ https://showbox.run/
12/02/2021 9:16 pm
Level 48 : Master Toast
A_Bread_Boii avatar
amazing story lol

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