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Once upon a time there was a llama named Gary. He lived in a field in the land of Meep. Gary wished he was a unicorn. He had always admired unicorns for their sparkles and magic and fluffiness. Gary, as a llama, had very ugly teeth, and wasn't sparkly or magical.
One day Gary heard a neighing sound coming from the far side of his pasture. He walked over to see what it was. There was a very fat unicorn lying on the ground, crying out.
"What's wrong?" said Gary.
"I'M DYING!" screamed the unicorn. "I GOT STUNG BY A SCORPION!"
Gary thought that the unicorn was being very silly. He helped the unicorn up and bandaged his sting with some grass.
"Are you all better?" he asked.
"Thank you!" said the unicorn. "My name is Blooper. What's your name?"
"I'm Gary," said the llama. "You're really fat for a unicorn. But you're still awesome. I wish I was a unicorn."
The unicorn smiled. His teeth were perfectly straight and white, unlike Gary's ugly yellow ones. "You saved me from death by scorpion! I have to repay you."
"You weren't going to die," said Gary, rolling his eyes. "It was just a bug."
Blooper's eyes got wide. "Scorpions are deadly to unicorns," he said. "But this grass is llamanip. It will save us."
Gary leaned down and got a mouthful of the llamanip. "You can take this. It'll protect you."
"But I have the perfect gift for you!!" The fat unicorn started dancing around. His belly flopped when he moved. "I'll..."
Gary's eyes widened. Blooper was going to turn him into a unicorn!
"...take you into your favorite video game!"
Gary suddenly got sulky. He wished he could become a unicorn.
"My favorite game is Minecraft," he said offhandedly.
"Okeee!" yelled Blooper.
Poof!! Blooper and Gary were suddenly teleported into the game of Minecraft. They were in a forest.
And it was nighttime!
~~~
I'm sorry this blog is so weird, but I wanted to make it Minecraft-related and have llamas in it, so here it is.
I'll be posting Chapter 2 tomorrow!! :P
Myra_Tnecifingam - wait, I mean Magnificent xD
P.S. I read the rulescarefully to make sure that storues like this were allowed. If I'm breaking any rules, I'm really sorry.
One day Gary heard a neighing sound coming from the far side of his pasture. He walked over to see what it was. There was a very fat unicorn lying on the ground, crying out.
"What's wrong?" said Gary.
"I'M DYING!" screamed the unicorn. "I GOT STUNG BY A SCORPION!"
Gary thought that the unicorn was being very silly. He helped the unicorn up and bandaged his sting with some grass.
"Are you all better?" he asked.
"Thank you!" said the unicorn. "My name is Blooper. What's your name?"
"I'm Gary," said the llama. "You're really fat for a unicorn. But you're still awesome. I wish I was a unicorn."
The unicorn smiled. His teeth were perfectly straight and white, unlike Gary's ugly yellow ones. "You saved me from death by scorpion! I have to repay you."
"You weren't going to die," said Gary, rolling his eyes. "It was just a bug."
Blooper's eyes got wide. "Scorpions are deadly to unicorns," he said. "But this grass is llamanip. It will save us."
Gary leaned down and got a mouthful of the llamanip. "You can take this. It'll protect you."
"But I have the perfect gift for you!!" The fat unicorn started dancing around. His belly flopped when he moved. "I'll..."
Gary's eyes widened. Blooper was going to turn him into a unicorn!
"...take you into your favorite video game!"
Gary suddenly got sulky. He wished he could become a unicorn.
"My favorite game is Minecraft," he said offhandedly.
"Okeee!" yelled Blooper.
Poof!! Blooper and Gary were suddenly teleported into the game of Minecraft. They were in a forest.
And it was nighttime!
~~~
I'm sorry this blog is so weird, but I wanted to make it Minecraft-related and have llamas in it, so here it is.
I'll be posting Chapter 2 tomorrow!! :P
Myra_Tnecifingam - wait, I mean Magnificent xD
P.S. I read the rulescarefully to make sure that storues like this were allowed. If I'm breaking any rules, I'm really sorry.
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I never looked this far back in hour submissions. This was here? ;O
If you want YOU can take over the series... I'm finished with this llama
Just remember to give credit for the idea and link to this one :P
If you do I am so going to read it all xD