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The adventures of PMC chat chapter 3 (part two)

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Welcome to the PMC chat adventures blog series! These series tell the 100% true adventures that we have in chat! If you do not frequent the chat rooms then these blogs should convince you to do so!

Click here for part one!

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The Evacuation



We make it onto the evac shuttle just in time. My fleet of warships enters orbit and starts taking out the enemy fleets. o Hoorah! We have defeated them!o Everyone cheers. Just as we think everything is going well, we hear a loud boom coming from the capitol city. The ground starts shaking and everything turns upside down! o This is not good! We need to get off this planet and get reinforcements now!o Cyprezz shouts. I agree with him as my fleet is not trained in upside down combat.

My fleet manages to escape the chaos along with the survivors of the capitolo s attack. Cyprezz gave us a list of planets to go to for alies and support. He made it very clear that not all of them would happily join so easily. We would need to gain the support of the PandaKingdom first. They have a large army of trained assassins. Next we need to go for the cat planet and gain the help of the legendary Missmarifire

Recruiting of the smelly pandas



My fleet sets course for the Xileon system where both planets are located. On our way we are intercepted by ships from the Panda kingdom. I start smelling something really nasty. Before we know it a group of Panda assassins have snuck on board and are already on my command bridge. o We demand you to identify yourselves and explain what you are doing in our system!o One of the pandas asks. I was told they would not cooperate well. o We are the purple alien space toasters from Titan of the Solar System. We are here to seek your assistance. Chatroom city on Planet Minecraft has been taken over by the chatnoobs from the server hell.o I reply. o Planet Minecrafto ¦..o I hear from behind the Panda assassins.

Someone walks in front of the assassins. o I am smartgirl701, ruler of the Panda kingdom. We are not good allies with Planet Minecraft. Why should we help them?o Smartgirl701 asks. o Once they are done with Planet Minecraft they will take the rest of the galaxy. They will not stop until all of chat is covered in their darkness. You cannot hope to defeat them alone.o I reply. She thinks about this for a moment before replying. o We will help, but you must do something for us. A long time ago we lost a huge fleet of warships on an uncharted planet. The ships survived but the entire crew is dead. Every time we try to get a ship near, it is shot down byo ¦. something. If you can bring us that fleet then we will have the firepower to help you.o I agree to her offer. I dono t know what it is that took down her ships, but it is nothing the purple alien space toasters cano t handle.

We head for the uncharted planet. It is a long journey but luckily we picked up a PlanetMinecrafter named The_Adam_Bomb who tells us a bunch of funny stories from his youth. Most of them involved him getting into some kind of trouble with the government. We make sure to stock up on plenty of Vrejtables on the way so we can stay big and strong.

We enter orbit and it is not long before something goes wrong. o Sir, unknown pods on a collision course with our ships! Scans indicate explosives may be on board!o Captain Jetra tells me. o Evasive maneuvers! I want all guns firing at them! Use the reportflag main cannon!o I shout. We are hit by many pods that avoided our cannons. o Sir, the enemy has boarded us! They are carrying nukes to the engine room! We have to stop them!o Engineer Flyingeagle tells me. o We need to get down to the surface now so that we can take out the enemy shooting us!o Pennylane tells me. o No! What is down there must be far worse than up here! We should finish fending off the enemy first!o Kaduu says. o These pods will not stop coming until we take out what is sending them! Captain, take us into the atmosphere!o I shout.

The legendary potato war of pmc chat



We break through a wave of pods and manage to land on the surface. Anything that stayed up in orbit has been destroyed. We hear loud noises coming from the nearby canyon. o Giv meh op pleas I no gref ur servah I be god noall all the mods r dum! I worked hrd on dat skin I stol!o The chatnoobs shout. We dono t want to hear this anymore, so we head off to where we think the guns are. We use the tanks to get there but on the way we encounter resistance. The potato Legion is firing radioactive potatoes at us. o The chatnoobs hired the Potato Legion!o I shouted. Candlebor, Pennylane and LithiumSedai head off in their tanks to the right while me and the rest of my platoon goes off to the left. I see Pennylane shove her pet Candlebor into the cannon. She fires it and Candlebor headbutts the Potato King instantly killing all his potato minions.

We are able to move on and find the guns. I recognize these as prototype scam cannons. They fire scams, a horrible parasite that devours your Bacon so you cano t have any. The Potato Kingo s brother is guarding them with an army of chatnoobs. Luckily, we brought a secret weapon. We fired Sellotaper in a catapult. He screamed, o I LIKE CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE!o and threw flaming emoticons at them. They didno t stand a chance. We destroy the guns and find the prisoners of Smartgirl701o s warships. We bring them back to the Panda Planet. Smartigirl701 agrees to join our army and fight the chatnoob menace.

Daedric prince Missmarifire



Now we just need to find Missmarifire. From the rumors, I heard that Missmarifire is a deadric prince. The purple alien space toasters are a type of daedra so it is not abnormal for us to talk with daedric princes. We are entering orbit around Felineo and we see somethingo ¦o ¦ oddo ¦o ¦ Cats are flying around the planet with fire axes hunting down space sharks. We land on the planets surface and are greeted by cats and blood elves.

o We are looking for Missmarifire.o I ask the guards that approach me. o Her name is LORD Missmarifire and you will treat her as such or face the power of her Banaxe!o The guard yells. o I am sorry. We are the Purple alien space toasters from Titan. We wish to speak with her about the chatnoobs that have attacked Planet Minecraft.o I reply. The guard looks at me with curiosity before replying. o We shall bring you to Lord Marifire.o

I bring _starfoxhound_, Hydrian and Yuki with me to talk with Missmarifire. Yuki is one of my most trusted soldiers. We walk into Missmarifireo s throne room. o Greetings, Lord Missmarifire. We are from Titan. We wish to talk to you about joining the fight against the chatnoobs to help Planet Minecraft. o Planet Minecraft? Why should I help them? How would it benefit me?o Missmarifire asks me. o Once the chatnoobs are done with Planet Minecraft, they will head for here. You do not stand a chance against them alone.o I answer. Missmarifire then swings her banaxe chopping off the heads of _starfoxhound_ and Hydrian. o You better chose your next words real carefully or you will end up like your friends here.o She yells. This is getting bad. I was told of her weakness that might force her to join us. o Hey, missmarifire, have you heard about the new episode of Mirai Nikki coming out in June? It is called Mirai Nikki redial. It is an anime.o I tell her. o NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MAKE IT STAHP!!!! PLEASE!!!!o She screams. o DESU DESU KAWAII BAKA CHAN!o I yell back. o Ok! Ok! We will help you! Just please stop talking about anime! Please!o She cries out.

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CreditSmartgirl701 for being a good arch nemesis.
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  • AquilaeVolanti
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  • May 30, 2013, 4:46 pm
I wanna be in it with a bigger part. lol
I shall. In exchange for root beer.
  • AquilaeVolanti
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  • May 30, 2013, 4:56 pm
(throws you a bottle of rootbeer) Wait, Ill go get a box of them.
  • iminer978
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  • July 20, 2013, 4:40 pm
NO. Root beer is for unacceptable adafadfaf!

ROOT ALE IS FOR REAL MEN
  • SlipB
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  • May 23, 2013, 7:44 am
Ahem! What about the great pun war we had a couple of months ago? I wish it had went on 4ever.
Make one more pun and I swear I'll Slip.
  • candle_
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  • May 23, 2013, 12:13 pm
ugh, you're just a crafter of a few puns, no more than 4, but my puns extend the boundaries of 4ever!
  • Zoralink
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  • May 23, 2013, 2:41 am
And yet no mention of a Portal Gun...-_-
Not enjoying our invasion, 4kidsborn?
  • Teddy
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  • May 22, 2013, 12:21 pm
i didnt read it but im sure its wonderful
  • candle_
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  • May 22, 2013, 2:05 pm
*eats cereal*
Read it. Reading my blogs has a 8% chance of giving you free Bacon.
This is a great blog, my nemesis. Diamond to you, though I shall probably regret it.
Can you believe that there are people that think this never happened?
No, I can't. This did happen.
  • PennyLane
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  • May 21, 2013, 3:20 pm
my candlebor will conquer all.
  • candle_
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  • May 21, 2013, 3:28 pm
I am your annoying pet that conquers all. yeeeey
  • MissMarifire
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  • May 21, 2013, 2:51 pm
huehuehue
Daedra are divine beings whom of which did not take part of the creation of Mundus, the realm of which Nirn (The planet Elder Scrolls takes place) exists, therefor take full strength of their power. The word, from Aldmeri origin, means "not our ancestors". They come in many forms, from the pure Daedric Princes and the knowledgeable Dremora, to lesser beings which can be called upon by conjurers. Daedra do not die, but rather are banished back to Oblivion to be recreated.

Daedric Princes are considered the most powerful of Daedra, and are worshiped as gods. Despite that most take on a feminine or masculine form, their genders are undefined and are called princes or lords regardless. There are 17 known princes: Azura, Boethiah, Clavicus Vile, Hermaeus Mora, Hircine, Jyggalag, Malacath, Mehrunes Dagon, Mephala, Meridia, Molag Bal, Namira, Nocturnal, Peryite, Sanguine, Sheogorath, and Vaermina. Some consider Lorkhan to be a Daedric Prince, however it has been disputed about.

do your research k
  • Yuki
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  • May 21, 2013, 7:09 pm
Stahp...your knowledge is too great for us.
  • MissMarifire
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  • May 21, 2013, 7:29 pm
I AM HERMA MORA

READ BOOKS TO UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE K
Where did I make a mistake?
  • MissMarifire
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  • May 21, 2013, 7:26 pm
last article, first paragraph.
You said there are 17 known princes. What if you became a newly discovered one? Or is that not the mistake you were pointing out?
  • candle_
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  • May 21, 2013, 12:33 pm
what

I don't just hope one of them works

I carefully plan it out...

...to make sure explosions occur
x)

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