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The adventures of PMC chat chapter two (part one)

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Level 50 : Grandmaster Blob
Hello and welcome to my new blog series! I will be posting these around once a week. These stories are pretty much about the chaos that happens in pmc chat. If you don't frequent the chat rooms already then you really should. We have all sorts of fun adventures together. Well here we go!

I am coming back from a successful night of bandit hunting with my apprentice known as prince Yuki201, the son of the lands lord. I am great friends with the lord and he personally asked me to train him in combat. To celebrate the success we are going to a pub in a nearby land. As we cross the border we spot a witch attacking some travelers. At first i was getting ready to attack but then i saw how powerful she was. She made them into her minions and forced them to kill each other with their Tonfas. It was a horrible sight so I told Yuki to wait in cover for the witch to pass. After the witch passes we continue our journey to the pub but are not even close to being out of danger. A group of 5 wild candlebor attack us from behind. As I ready my waraxe I make sure Yuki has his dagger ready. we instantly kill two of the candlebor but a third one charges into my stomach causing a serious wound. Yuki manages to kill it and scare the others off.

I am seriously wounded and Yuki does not know anything about the local area, so he wanders and finds a village nearby for aid. By some dumb luck this village is the one we were going to. After a bit of patching up and a potion to take away the pain, we quickly head off to the pub. Inside the pub are walls lined with the heads of those the local warriors have slain. I spot the bartender and ask for a few drinks. Just as we are about to start a chatnoob appears. With his crossbow ready he cries out, "EVRI 1 JION MAH SERVAH!" I quickly pull out my reportsword and dodge his attack then stab him in the gut. The town guard by the name of Devil_in_person, quickly takes the man away to be executed.

We are having a mighty fun time drinking mead and laughing about our adventures through a land known as minecraft with other adventurers. As I am looking around the room I notice two people in the corner. I recognized these fellows as Knight Minecraftnemesis and Mage Tiresh. I walk up to the two and ask them if anything interesting is going on. I learn from them that the witch we saw has been plaguing this land for about the 4 years since I last was here. She has been cursing and torturing travelers, farmers and more and has a bounty of 50,000 angels. I tell Yuki to get ready because we are going bounty hunting. After some quick stops around town for supplies, potions, medicine, armor and horses, we spend the night at the inn. At dawn we take the horses and set out in search of the witch.

"Are we there yet?" Yuki asks. "No." I reply. Yuki asks this five more times before I push him to the ground and lay eggs in his ear, but as I am lecturing him he spots something in the forest. We head off to pursue what he saw but we lose sight of it. In the distance I notice something, a small shack in the swamp. I knock on the door to the shack but there is nobody inside. I peek in through the window and notice something horrifying. There are outlawed brewing stands and black magic circles on the ground. "What kind of sick person lives here?" Yuki asks. I tell him that this must be the witches home. I get tinder and place it next to the shack and light a fire. As the house burns we ride off to find the shacks owner. Little did we know that we just made a huge mistake by burning down that shack. This mistake could cost us our lives.

It is getting late and we still have not found any clues as to where the owner of this shack was so we decide it is best to head back to our land of the pmc chat rooms. A few days later we cross the border and are about to arrive at the castle town of Parilville when suddenly we see it is under attack by an army of chatnoob goblins. If memory serves me right, the lord and many of the guards are away from the town due to war in a nearby land. Thanks to this the only ones to defend are the mini-guards. They're not doing so well so we decide to come in and help. I bring out my reportbow and Yuki takes out his reportdagger. We both start swinging at the chatnoob goblins but they just keep coming and screaming out, "Jion mah sirveh u gus is dum yolololol u just jelous of mah swag!" It is a tough fight and just as I thought we might be done for, the Lord and his guards return and attack from behind. The lord, Missmarifire, takes out the goblins with her banaxe.

We rest at the castle and tell the lord about our journey and the witch. She seems to take the witch very seriously and gives us a group of nights, mages and archers and tells us to command them to take out the witch. I have no idea why but it seems Missmarifire knows more about the issue than either of us, perhaps she had a run-in with the witch? We start heading off to a location Missmarifire gave us. This forest is home to many medical herbs used in potions and they can be used in black magic.

Our army is passing through a part of the forest that is home to giant mushrooms. These things grow to the size of houses. After an hour of traveling through the forest we are attacked from multiple directions. We counter attack but already half of our men are dead or wounded. We retreat deeper into the forests and manage to find shelter in a cave in a large trees root system. We are being chased by chatnoob goblins, trolls and spam skeletons. We manage to fight most of them off, but only a few men, including me and Yuki, are still alive. It is dark out and outside this cave are many enemies. We head deeper into the cave and set up camp for the night. "Will we be alright sir crafter4ever?" Yuki asks. "If we stay brave and ask the gods for strength we will be fine." I reply.

We are about to exit the cave in the morning when we are attacked by someone using magic. Everyone but me and Yuki are instantly killed and we are knocked out. As I come to I notice I am in a prison cell somewhere in the cave. Across from me is Yuki in his own cell and next to my cell is the captured guard, Devil_in_person. I am trying to take note of everything when suddenly the prisonguard appears and starts poking Dip. The torturer , who I recognize as a rogue knight known as miss_shadowz, demands that he stops. She takes me away from Yuki and puts me into the torturing chamber. "I have been trained to resist torture." I tell her. "Oh you haven't been trained for what is about to happen!" she yells. Just as I wonder what she means, that witch appears in front of me. "How did you capture us you witch!?" I yell out. "Because of the position you are in I would urge you to show a little more respect!" she replies. "How did you manage to capture us?" I kindly ask. "You bastards burning down my shack put a curse on you! I could easily follow your every movement and teleport to you! I can also completely stop you from moving!" she says with an evil laugh. "You will never escape this place! I will rule pmc chat and there is nothing you can do to stop me!"

Will we escape the witches prison? Will the witch be defeated? Will Paril get off his butt and just ban the witch? Will Yuki finally stop whining, "Are we there yet?" on long trips? Find out next time on The adventures of PMC chat chapter two (part two)!

I really hope you liked this chapter! I am sorry if it wasn't as good as the first but I kinda made the promise to release this today so I had no time to screencap an interesting conversation. I just had to use conversations from memory and add it to this. Next part will be better i swear!

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  • iminer978
  • Level 37
  • Artisan Grump
  • July 20, 2013, 4:33 pm
  • Kaduu
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Skinner
  • February 24, 2013, 2:53 am
Can you get me in too? xD
  • TetraGC
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • February 7, 2013, 3:12 pm
I see no bacon here.
  • crafter4ever
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Blob
  • February 7, 2013, 3:14 pm
It is under the diamond button, did you look hard enough?
  • Bryroz
  • Level 38
  • Artisan Skinner
  • February 7, 2013, 4:54 pm
STAHP, its a trap!
  • TetraGC
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • February 8, 2013, 12:40 am
lul :3
  • mrjrbacon
  • Level 40
  • Master Wizard
  • February 17, 2013, 7:54 pm
No fear the bacon is here!
  • Miss Shadowz
  • Site Moderator
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Artist
  • February 6, 2013, 7:26 pm
[color=rgb(34,34,34)][bgcolor=rgb(204,204,204)]The torturer , who I recognize as a rogue knight known as miss_shadowz[/bgcolor][/color]

*Sigh* Really?
  • crafter4ever
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Blob
  • February 6, 2013, 7:28 pm
I wanted to include you but ran out of ideas of where to put you. :)
  • The_Nerdiness
  • Level 19
  • Journeyman Network
  • February 6, 2013, 10:34 am
5 wild Candlebors XD
  • TurtleLover
  • Level 51
  • Grandmaster Turtle
  • February 4, 2013, 8:46 pm
haha clever :3
  • Panda_Queen
  • Level 20
  • Expert Nerd
  • February 4, 2013, 7:07 pm
  • Random0_
  • Level 21
  • Expert Scribe
  • February 4, 2013, 6:50 pm
  • _Gentleman
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Explorer
  • February 4, 2013, 2:28 pm
Marvelous work my good friend, I hope you get the diamonds and levels you have deserved to get here. Diamonded and subscribed. Keep up the amazing work!
  • crafter4ever
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Blob
  • February 4, 2013, 2:28 pm
You read it in that amount of time?
  • _Gentleman
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Explorer
  • February 4, 2013, 2:43 pm
I am a speed-reader from here and there. Read the first paragraph and things got interesting you know?
  • crafter4ever
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Blob
  • February 4, 2013, 2:45 pm
AH I see, I used to be a speed reader. I read things slowly now so I can remember what the hek i just read lol.
  • _Gentleman
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Explorer
  • February 4, 2013, 2:50 pm
  • candle_
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Botanist
  • February 4, 2013, 10:32 am
  • duke_Frans
  • Level 64
  • High Grandmaster Modder
  • February 4, 2013, 9:27 am
  • Tiresh
  • Level 57
  • Grandmaster Architect
  • February 4, 2013, 8:16 am
Woooo! I'm magical!
  • Korigon
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 25
  • Expert Network
  • February 4, 2013, 6:31 am
Where am I?

  • crafter4ever
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Blob
  • February 4, 2013, 7:01 am
You, along with others will be in part two.
  • Korigon
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 25
  • Expert Network
  • February 4, 2013, 7:14 am
Oh, I was kidding by the way.

I forgot to say Spies or Western sounds cool,though.
  • PennyLane
  • Level 3
  • Apprentice Network
  • February 4, 2013, 1:43 am
Nice :3
  • Yuki
  • Forum Moderator
  • Level 64
  • High Grandmaster Bunny
  • February 3, 2013, 10:12 pm
NO I will not stop whining >:( <3

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