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The adventures of PMC chat chapter two (part two)

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avatar crafter4ever
Level 50 : Grandmaster Blob
Hello, sorry for not posting this when I said I would over a week ago. I kinda hit a writers block due to having half of my blog deleted while I was typing it. I know I said I would include a lot more people but my memory is not so good so if I forgot you then I am really sorry. These stories are pretty much about the chaos that happens in pmc chat. If you don't frequent the chat rooms already then you really should. We have all sorts of fun adventures together. Well here we go!

It has been at least 2 hours since our capture. I am constantly hearing the sounds of chatnoobs nearby. There are no guards here so I just have to sit here and deal with their constant yacking. The constant "YOLO, SWAG! PLEAS SUB MEH AND I WILL SUB YOU!" Is getting very annoying. Just as I am about to lose all sanity, a mercenary named Kori somehow dug a tunnel into my cell. "Lord Missmarifire said you might need help, so she hired me." He said. "We need to get Prince Yuki out of his cell." I replied. I warned him of the curse that was put on us. "ahah Missmarifire thought something like that might happen! She gave me some jagehn potion to remove such a curse!" Again, I am wondering how Missmarifire knows so much. He breaks out of my cell and picks the lock to Yuki's cell. Just as we are about to leave through the tunnel; a troll spots us and starts using flame attacks on us. I defend Kori and Yuki by using Fire splashes and a flamewar begins. I am not able to defeat the troll so I hurray after them and collapse the tunnel behind us.

We are hurrying back to the castle town of Parilville when we are ambushed by Trolls and Necromancers.
"We do not have time for a flamewar! We have to report to the lord!" I shout. "Don't worry, I got this." Kori replies. Kori takes out his bow and quickly hits the necromancer in the head. A wild candlebor runs up and smashes the troll with his horns, allowing Kori to hit the weak troll in the head.

We make it back to Parilville but find a very terrible sight. The town is under a Ddos attack. We break through a wave of Spam skeletons to get inside and help with the defence. The town is being hammered by the Ddos attack and the Guards can do almost nothing. Missmarifire is swinging her banaxe as fast as she can but even she can't work fast enough to stop them all. As if things weren't bad enough that witch shows up to lead the attack. Me and a friend from the town known as The_Nerdiness are doing our best to fight them off. We are using weapons that have the report flag enchantment. After a few hours Paril has made his way to the town with an ipbanapult and is able to make the enemy retreat.

The army of spamskeletons and chatnoobs may be gone for now, but the witch got away. Luckily we took the one who started the Ddos attack prisoner. "I will not tell you anything, there is no torture that you can do to make me talk!" He says. "Oh I have something in mind....." Paril says with an evil laugh. Just as he says that he sends the Ddoser to the server hall and back within a minute. "OH GOD PLEASE DON"T SEND ME BACK THERE! THAT PLACE IS HORRIBLE! HELL IS A BETTER FATE!!! I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!!!!!!!" The server hall is an evil dimension that is a fate far worse than death. Lord Paril is able to use magic to send people there for torture or as punishment. "I have gotten everything out of him, that witch is hiding in a hut on Skinning mountain."

We head off to the mountain with a small army. Missmarifire and many other town guards are with us. We approach the mountain and spot the witch. The witch has already spotted us and shoots Missmarifire with a spell that turns her into a Chibi. "Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!" She yells in the most terrifying scream. "Just try to catch me!" The witch replies with laughter. "Lol Mari is a chibi!" Corruptedmudkip says. Missmarifire then proceeds to smash him with her banaxe. "Guard abooooooose!" Everyone yells. "WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO DIE?!?!?!" Missmarifire shouts. With Missmarifire too weak to continue, we head up the mountain to find the witch standing next to a portal. "This portal will bring all the ones banished to the server hall to this world! You will never be able to stop them all and I will rule PMC chat!"

"We have to destroy this portal!" Yuki yells. "We have to stop the witch first!" I reply. We are both fighting our way through the chatnoobs coming through the portal when Paril's pet, Pmcbot jumps over the enemies and bites the witch's leg off. "ARRRRGH! Even if you kill me you can't ever close the portal!" She yells before Pmcbot finishes her off. "Ok so we have a bit of a problem....." Kori says. "The good news is I found a way to stop it.. the bad news is that somebody is going to have to help close it from the other side. This person will be trapped there forever." "I'll do it." I reply. "No! You will be trapped forever!" Yuki cries. "I have trained you well. You are ready to rule a kingdom, Prince Yuki." I run through the portal and break it from the other side.

*Cyprezz moved Crafter4ever to the Lobby* "Why is it that every time I leave you guys alone you have some ridiculous adventure that almost dooms this site?" Cyprezz asks while facepalming. "We are just special like that." Everyone replies.

I really hope you liked this one! I am sorry that it took too long. I am also sorry for the people that I forgot to add, I know I told a few people I would add them. I need to get a notepad for these things. I promise to make the next one even better!

I know on the last blog I said I would let you vote, but I already got a great story planned for the space theme and I really want to post it soon. I am also looking for an artist to draw for this blog series!

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  • Noobator
  • Chat Moderator
  • Level 51
  • Grandmaster Lad
  • March 17, 2013, 5:51 am
I a noob! I demand to be in this!
  • CNCminecraft
  • Level 71
  • Legendary Engineer
  • March 6, 2013, 3:55 pm
diamond for you
hey, just wondering, say u majestically budderly decide to put the dumbest person in chat, in these "story thingys" please put my user in the tag. I dont really read unless the tags have something that I wanna see xD i dont know why I'm stupid xD
  • skipper587
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Dragon
  • March 4, 2013, 5:55 pm
I'm still not in this. I thought I knew you better! ;D
I'm not in it D= I'm never on it D=

jkjk. I dont care i'm not in it.. I'm not very well known.. lol xD
  • Korigon
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 25
  • Expert Network
  • February 28, 2013, 7:33 am

Mercenary? I'm flattered. I always found killing people for money fun. ;)
  • crafter4ever
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Blob
  • February 28, 2013, 7:42 am
I thought you might like it. :)
  • Korigon
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 25
  • Expert Network
  • March 1, 2013, 5:52 am

Why am I calling Mari "Lord?"

  • Yuki
  • Forum Moderator
  • Level 64
  • High Grandmaster Bunny
  • February 27, 2013, 5:58 pm
damn that is a good chapter <3
  • crafter4ever
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Blob
  • February 27, 2013, 6:07 pm
Yuki!!!!! Thanks!
  • hobo joe
  • Level 62
  • High Grandmaster Musician
  • February 27, 2013, 5:19 pm
Very nice crafter, you never disappoint :)
  • crafter4ever
  • Level 50
  • Grandmaster Blob
  • February 27, 2013, 5:20 pm
  • skipper587
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Dragon
  • February 27, 2013, 4:57 pm
Aww, I'm not in this.

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