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The Ass. With Sass - X Marks The Spot: Part 3

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BRATATATATATTA the guns of George's ship could be heard.
"I think they're boarding our ship!" said Ben taking his parrot head off.
Ain't nobody got time fo' that!
"Dammit brain shut up!" George said bashing his skull.
A man could be seen coming out of the captain quarters of George's ship. He was holding a mega phone.
"Flee from the wrath of Wackbeard The Pirate!" echoed the man's voice.
Suddenly he was shot point blank. Three other men were standing there next to the man that had shot the other person. He had a very short beard and wore pirate clothes. A white skull was on his black hat.
"Nobody calls me that anymore!" the man cried out to his crew, who were scrummaging the ship.
The other pirates are better than us!
"Not true! We've had plenty of…Pirate stuff…Happen…" George said to himself in a nervous voice.
Ben approached George who ran to the edge of the beach looking through his binoculars.
"So, do we have a plan?" Ben asked cautiously.
"Yes we do. Navigator! Let's move!" he called out to the blind woman.
She stumbled over many times. Eventually she got to the rowing boat.
Wait! We have an idea!
Hell yeah we do!
"We do?" George again said to his psychopath brain. "Oh yeah. We do!"
The three people turned around back to the island. George tossed a very suspicious woman's pirate costume to The Navigator.
"Put it on." George menacingly said.

Back at the island in the clothes shop's dressing room The Navigator put her costume on.
"How do I look." asked The Navigator to Ben.
"Pimptastic" he replied drooling.
George quickly ran over to Ben. He whispered into his ears…
"Don't look, but that chick over there's been givin' me the sexy face ever since we walked in!"
George pointed to a dummy woman wearing a black hat and bikini. Ben looked over George's shoulder to see.
"I said not to--" George said with suspicious eyes.
"SQUARK that's a mannequin Captain Mr. George…" Ben said.
"I know, she is hot. I was gonna ask her to join the crew! Think that'll make what's her face over there jealous?"

LATER...

George was conversing with the woman dummy about clothes, while Ben rowed the raft over to the yacht.
"Really? Me too! We have so much in common!" George said to the dummy.
Ben's arms were getting extremely tired.
"SQUARK, sir, it would be easier if we just used the motor to get to the ship.
George hushed Ben and looked at The Navigator.
"Is she looking?" George asked Ben.
"Her?" Ben said puzzled. "She's blind. She can't see Jack."
The Navigator put her arm forward and touched to see if she could find Ben's parrot face. When she felt the feathers she slapped him.
Wait a second...
Where the hell's the ship!?
"Huh?" said George snapping out of a conversation with the dummy. "Where's the ship!?"
The Navigator looked up at where the noise was coming from. She felt the air of George's breath against her.
"Your asking me?" she asked.
George laughed a little.
"Aren't you the navigator?" he said.
"Good one Mr George!" Ben said laughing.
George took out the bamboo stick.
"OHGAWDNOTTHESTICKPLEASE--SQUARK." Ben cried out.
The Navigator spoke up and said…
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe a Pirate's…"

LATER AT THE PIRATE'S COVE

"This. Is the raddest pirate ship. Ever!" cried out Captain Wackbeard.
A man came rushing from the lower deck. His hands filled with George's money.
"Cap'n Wackbeard! Oh God no… Im sorry, it's just… There's something below deck." the man said nervously.
The Captain pushed him aside and then said:
"Shoot him."
Inside the lower deck Captain Wackbeard approached a man looking in a pirate chest.
"Ho. Ly. Crap." he said amazed at the money and gold inside the chest. "How much?"
The man closed the chest and opened one next to him.
"Every last one is filled to the brim with gold and money."
Captain Wackbeard had a tear in his eye.
"After all the insults of me not being able to grow a real beard… HOW 'YA LIKE ME NOW!?"

Suddenly a loud 'SQUARK' could be heard from outside. Ben and George had come for the ship!
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02/02/2014 3:49 pm
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Good job SQUARK
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