"SQUARK" the echoing voice came from a cliff on the edge of The Pirate's Cove. "Ye've made a fearful mistake o' commandeering' the vessel belonging' to Captain Mr. George! Also known as the scourge o' the…The…
The voice stuttered. The voice was Ben. He add The Navigator were going along with George's plan.
"The seven seas!" The Navigator whispered to Ben in an annoyed tone. Ben turned back to the pirates on the ship.
"Prepare to be boarded!" he cried out.
A single small boat was approaching the yacht.
"Let's see what this tub can do." Captain Wackbeard said, arming a machine gun on the right hand side of the boat.
Everyone armed a gun.
BRATATATATATA
The mounted guns destroyed the small brown wooden life boat and the person who was riding it. Ben and The Navigator covered their bursted ears from the loud bullets.
"Is it working!?" The Navigator shouted out.
Ben looked over to his side, only to see a demolished boat and a wrecked shadowed person.
"I think so!" he said turning back.
When the firing finally stopped everyone looked at the figure in the boat. They were still standing.
"Again!" ordered Captain Wackbeard.
BRATATATATTA
The Captain took out his binoculars and looked at the figure.
"Un-freakin' believable." he said to himself.
A creak could be heard from behind the crew and their Captain.
"I know right. She's a real beauty!" George said in a calm and hushed voice with a smile on his face.
The person in the boat was the dummy from the clothing shop. She has George's clothes. But that meant…
"Oh, God." The Navigator said, closing her eyes.
George snatched a sword out of Captain Wackbeards belt and proceeded to saying:
"Boot to the face!"
George slouched into a Spider Man pose.
"Let's get it on! Pirate style!" he said with confidence.
The rest of Wackbeards crew armed their guns and prepared for a fight.
"So you wanna do it the hard way, aye?" George asked.
The men looked at each other puzzled.
"But we have guns." one said.
Suddenly immense pain could be felt coming from each man's hand. George cut them off as quick as lightning.
"Well…Now you guys can have hook hands! Arrgh!" George sniggered.
That wasn't good at all. We need a better one liner next time.
Yeah, that was weak.
"Well, your the brain!" George shouted out to himself leaving the crew confused and startled. "You think of something"
Suddenly the crew opened fire on George. He quickly dived for cover.
Alright, we ready for this!?
"Hell yeah!" George brought out two large golden flint locks.
Then George filled them with diamond bullets.
One of the many perks of being rich!
Quickly and swiftly George leaped out of his hiding spot and jumped through the air. Guns in hand. The diamond bullets did immense damage on the crew members. As soon as George finally landed on the floor he stood up.
Amazing one liner go!
"Remember how I said you guys get hook hands?" he said with a smile on his face. "Well I changed my mind…"
Here we go!…
"Well, you get dead hands!"
What?
Lame!
A dark voiced crept into the ears of George…
"Sorry to cut you off!"
Out of nowhere Wackbeard chopped George's leg off.
Not that was awesome!
"Oh sorry." Wackbeard chuckled. "Did you have plans for that leg?"
The whole crew, half of which where crying for their hands, burst out with laughter.
C'mon give him a come back!
Yeah, and make it cool!
"Yeah." George replied. "It was for kicking your ass!"
OOOOOOOH!
OOOOOOOH!
After hearing this, and seeing the serious look on George's face, the crew ran back to their old ship. The Captain followed them.
"We did it!" cried out Ben coming down from the hill he was on with The Navigator.
George ran up to the wheel of the ship. He wanted pay back on Captain Wackbeard.
"Not yet we aren't!" he said.
The yacht quickly over took Wackbeard's.
"Shouldn't we open fire on then SQUARK?" asked Ben.
"They're chasing us?" The Navigator asked.
George quickly pressed a button on his left.
"Not for much longer they won't be."
The button was the 'drop the bomb button'. Best way to explain would be a flashback…WOWOWOOWOWOWOWWOW

SIX WEEKS AGO…

"Remember that boat you sold me? Well…Things didn't work out…It sank…" said George.
"Is submarine…Is supposed to sink…" replied the man.

BACK TO THE PRESENT DAY…

George had dropped the bomb on the submarine which was ironically in the same spot they were …And so…
BOOOOOOOOM
George and his brain shouted out…

BEST. PIRATE. EVER!

As Captain Wackbeard and his men drowned in the bottomless ocean, George and his crew got to shore and Ben asked:
"What are you gonna do now, Captain?"
"Well. First here's your share of the money." he then added. "I liked saving and helping people. I think Im gonna try that next."

And so off George sailed…