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The Bonnie Squad- Entry 4- This is Berk Part 2- The Village

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avatar Jaytience
Level 30 : Artisan Demolitionist
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Note that this entry gets a little weird. Whenever someone collabs with someone else they just all get weird. So me, Madi and the others started goofing and gaffing alot. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Hiccup: This... is Berk. Life here is ama-

Me: Hiccup? This is my story.

Hiccup: Oh right, my bad.

Me: Anyway, this is Berk, we finally got through the portal.

Withered Bonnie: Hi...

BonBon: Hello.

Me: I'm a bit uncomfortable right now, I've never seen this side of Withered Bonnie before.

MLG Toy: Neither have I of my sister. #Wut

Spring: C'mon guys, let's explore a bit!
Withered Bonnie: So ummm..... How are you

BonBon: Umm.... are you trying to flirt with me?

Withered Bonnie: ........yes

BonBon: well your bad at it.... but I find it quite charming....

Withered Bonnie: *blushes* thanks I guess....

Spring: COME ON GUYS!!
Me: Spring is getting impatient. And you won't like her when she's impatient. She will shoot you with unstable plasma.

Other Spring: I know that from experience!

Me: So, judging from the state of the place and the cove directly beneath us, we're at Raven Point. (takes out voice box)

Withered Bonnie: What are you doing?

Me: (SCREECH)

Withered Bonnie: ARGH! GEEZ! WHAT IS THAT?

Me: (Switching voice box again): You'll see.
MadiMJ: ARGH!!

BonBon: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Spring: *shoots Withered Bonnie with the plasma*

Withered Bonnie: GAAAAH!!

Me: Bonnie!

Original Bonnie: Me?

MadiMJ: no.... Withered Bonnie.....

Withered Bonnie: WHY AM I THE ONE WHO ALWAYS GETS INJURED?!

Glitch: *punches Spring in the face*
Spring: Rrgh...

Me: What, you were getting too impatient.

(Everyone hears a roar)

Me: Here he comes!!!

Withered Bonnie: For Scott's sake, WHO?

(A dragon lands right next to us)

Me: Him. Hi Razorwing!

Withered Bonnie: Oh my Scott you have a dragon.

Me: Yep. Easy, Razorwing. These are friends. Except for maybe Bonzi. He took over the pizzeria, is overall a big bully, and worst of all he likes to beat up his sister for sport. We probably should've left him in the floor.

(Razorwing growls at Bonzi)

Bonzi: Trust me, I wont mess up here.

Me: You better not.
Withered Bonnie: Oh.... I forgot how sick Spring's plazmas make you feel....

Razorwing: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!!!

(BonBon hugs Withered Bonnie)

Real MadiMJ: GET AWAY FROM WITHERED BONNIE! HE'S MINE!!!

Withered Bonnie: We've talked about this.... I don't like you that way.....

BonBon: Hahah.

Real MadiMJ: I hate you.....

(Female Toy Bonnie sticks tounge out at Real Madi)

Real MadiMJ: THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! *leaves*
Eoin: Calm down and STOP FIGHTING. Besides, I'm only loaning the dragon to Glitch. He's actually mine. If the fighting continues I won't be afraid to make him shoot.

Me: Eoin! Hey man! How are your scars?

Eoin: Don't. Just... just don't.

Hiccup: Hey guys... umm, Eoin? You never told me your friends were... robots?

Glitch: ´╗┐Animatronics!´╗┐ There's a difference.

Hiccup: Umm... right.

Fishlegs: OOH! Interesting!

Hiro Hamada: oops! wrong place.....

Real MadiMJ: OMG OMG OMG mai waifu!!!

Withered Bonnie: Oh dear god..... Again..... I don't like you like that.....

Me: I was talking to Hiro!

Hiro Hamada: WHAT?!
Soldier: MAGGOTS! 

Scout: BONK!

Edward the Creeper: Hi guys, please don't kill me.

McQueen: COLLISION OF WOOOOOOOOOOORLDS

Eoin: I was interested in you about 4 years ago, dude.

Mater: Dad gum!

Eoin: GO AWAAAAAAAAY

Carl: I'm a cupcake.

Me: Whoops, did Carl accidently come through the portal?

Carl: I'm a cupcake.

Singe the Creeper: Anarchy is ruling in the server like gladius, be careful when you're around me in a 16 block radius!

Eoin: I'm... just gonna send everyone back to their own dimensions. The Bonnies can stay at Berk for a bit though.

Withered Bonnie: I'm gonna lay down near the Woods that Howled... I'm gonna rethink my life for a bit...

Me: Well Razorwing, take us to the village.

(Razorwing allows us his back. Me, MadiMJ, MLG Toy, Carl and Endobonnie get on)

Me: You guys getting on?

Bonzi: No! Not on that horrible scaly beast!

Bonzi BonBon: Sure, if it's away from my brother.

BonBon: I'll walk.

Singe: LIKE GLADIUS!!!!!

Eoin: Whoops, forgot him.
BonBon: Withered Bonnie, Come on!

Withered Bonnie: Okay.....

Eoin: You all ready?

Me: It's not like we're gonna get altitude sickness, we're animatronics.

Eoin: Okay, but I will warn you. There are other dragons and a few mysterious figures yet to be identified in the sky. 

Bonzi BonBon: Umm... okay, now I'm feeling kinda worried.

Endobonnie: It's them or your brother.

Bonz BonBon: Okayletsgo.

Endobonnie: Is your brother really that bad?

Bonzi BonBon: Yeah, he is.

Endobonnie: It'll be okay.

Me: Not another sudden relationship. Please no.

Hiccup: What's wrong with relationships?

Me: This is the second one in the last ten minutes, that's whats wrong with them.

Eoin: Let's go!

Endobonnie: Wait I wasn't REEEEEEEEEEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Eoin: Oh, sorry, is Razorwing going too fast? First time flyers, there are a few seatbelts on the saddle, if you want to use them.

Bonzi BonBon: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Eoin: Glitch, you're in charge good luck!

(Eoin falls of the dragon and activates his flight armour)

Me: WaitWhatYouCantJustPullThatOffOnMeICantFlyADragonItsAScottDarnedDragonForScottsSake

MLG Toy: calm down bruh.

Eoin: Hahah! You've flown before, c'mon! You can do it!

Me: I FLEW A GRONCKLE! A GRONCKLE AND A SKRILL HAVE A SPEED DIFFERENCE OF, OH, I DON'T KNOW, 150 MILES AN HOUR?


Withered Bonnie: WHOOOOOOO!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAH!! *hangs of Razorwing's tail*

BonBon: YEEAAAAAH!!!
Me: Wait I thought you two were walking?

Withered Bonnie: We changed our minds.

Me: Well good luck surviving hanging off the tail! I can't fly this-

???: BOO! It's me. How are you?

Me: Who now? Who are you?

???: You'll never know.

(Razorwing screeches in pain)

Me: CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP RAZORWING HOLD STEADY CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP

Eoin: Well there's one of the mysterious figures.

???: And you, I got a couple a words to describe you. Persistent, annoying, destructive.

Eoin: Destructive? I think you're mixing me and the twins up.

Chrome Bonnie: Might as well introduce myself. I'm Chrome Bonnie.

Me: What the actual Scott Cawthon?
Withered Bonnie: *falls off the tail* 

MadiMJ: *grabs Bonnie's hand and saves him*

Withered Bonnie: SIS! YOU SAVED MY LIFE!

Chrome Bonnie: Oh. You're co-ordinated. That's new. Well, see ya later then.

Me: Wow that was easy... too easy.
2 minutes later..

MadiMJ: SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!! I'M BORED!!

Withered Bonnie: Umm..... FOWA FOWA FOWA FOWA!!!

(Withered Freddy, Chica, and Foxy fall out of the sky and onto the dragon)

Withered Bonnie: Okay this is getting weird.... oh FOWA god sakes..

Foxy: NO! NOT THE WHOLE FOUR THING!!

Withered Bonnie: FOWA FOWA FOWA FOWA!!!

Foxy: Oh dear MOTHER OF SCOTT CAWTHON!!!

Withered Bonnie: FOWA FOWA FOWA FO--

MadiMJ: Okay, that's enough, hahah!

Withered Chica: PIZZZZAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Withered Freddy: What is it with you and pizza?

Me: What is it with Bonzi and pizza? And cats?

Withered Freddy: Touche.

Me: Hey I just noticed, where's Spring?

Spring: Look underneath the flying reptile.

Me: Holy Cawthon you can fly?

Spring: There's a lot you don't know about me.

Withered Bonnie: It's getting late.... Why don't we land and get some rest....

Eoin: We're right over the village, set 'em down, boy.

Me: Well, long time since I've been here. So, any room plans?

Hiccup: Umm, uh, okay, Glitch, Madi, Withered Bonnie, MLG Toy and BonBon, you can stay at Eoin's. Bonzi, Spring, Bonzi BonBon and Endo can room with me. Are we missing anyone? 

Me: Well, Toy Bonnie..

Hiccup: Well he can stay with Judasky.

Withered Bonnie: What kind of name is that?

Hiccup: Umm...

Eoin: Icelandic? Honestly I don't know. 

SilverWeed: Just call me SilverWeed for Thor's sake.

Eoin: Well, if we called each other by our youtube channels I'd be raptor.

Hiccup: Stop talking about YouTube! I know it's big in the future, but you're just confusing us!

Eoin: Fair enough. G'night everyone.
CreditCredit goes to MadiMJ for collaborating.
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