As Steve shouted swear-words and kept mining the somehow smug-looking gold the zombie was waiting for a chance to eat his block-filled brain.   Steve's view:    "Damn! This stupid pickaxe is so @#*%#*& useless!"    Zombie's view:         "Mmmmm, Braaaaiiinns"         Steve chucked his pickaxe backwards into the lava but it hit the zombie square in the face! The spider jumped at steve and he faceplanted into the gold. The pickaxe, which was currently flying through the air, boomeranged back and sliced straight into the spider in an explosion of greeny-yellow liquid.          


                                                                                              THE END!!!



                                                               Note: This is my first blog and its very short so please don't get angry.