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avatar Prettzel
Level 40 : Master Blob
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MONSTERS INC. COSTASTROPHY

Hewwo! Can I eat wour cake? Pwease? Ummm.....It-It-Um......It's my Birfday! Wesss, it's my birfday...So...can I pwease...Ummm...Eat wour cake?



Uhhh....C'mon kid.....You don't want this cake....Uhhh...I mean, like.......It's made of ICE-CREAM! Ewwww..ice cream is sooo disgusting right? And, it has strawberries and chocolate and-ohhhhh....yuuuuuck!



Give-Me-De-Cake!!!!!!!!!

It has Ice-Cweam, Stwawbewwies, And Chocwit! Dey're my free favwite fings!

Give Me it! Give it to Me NOOOOW!



No........



But I Weawwy Want It! It Wooks So Tasty! Pweeeeeeeaase Can I Have It?!



NOOOOOOOOOO!

ARGH!



THE END.

Now, for the confusing part.

If the cake didn't have icecream, strawberries, and chocolate, would that mean that I would get a hot chocolate on Wednesday, or I would just dig up a few biscuits from under my bed and survive the whole Summer with them? I believe the answer is: Cookies because Tigers have Teeth. But what if it was a Saber Tooth Tiger? Would they have Sabers? Or Teeth? How many things am I thinking of? But how am I thinking of thinking of thinking up the thought of thinking up my thoughts that need to start thinking before they think? Can I start thinking up the thoughts of thinking up my thoughts thinking inside my thoughts? Think. Friend. Just Think. Because if you don't think about the thinking thing, then I will have to think for you, and then I'll think about your thoughts. Think how you are probably reading the same sentence right now over and over. And over. Think how you are probably reading the same sentence right now over and over. And over. Think how you are probably reading the same sentence right now over and over. And over. Think how you are probably reading the same sentence right now over and over. And over. Now, stop thinking and start noticing. (Thumbs up for brining that one up again! XD) Now, notice that your noticing's are being noted, and if you notice the wrong thing, it will be reported to the authorities. (XD) Now, start noticing! Notice that notice over there that is trying to notice things for you to notice. If you-YOU NOTICED THE WRONG THING!!!!! Go to the authorities now.......



You know, sometimes people get really confused when a sentence doesn't end with the word they potato.
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Update #1 : 10/15/2012 3:10:31 pmOct 15th, 2012

Finished: Confusing Part

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05/03/2014 4:50 am
Level 64 : High Grandmaster Giraffe
Toxicana_
dis is very confusing...o-o
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10/26/2012 9:53 am
Level 40 : Master Botanist
candle_
"But what if it was a Saber Tooth Tiger? Would they have Sabers? Or Teeth?" -They have sabers & teeth.
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10/26/2012 4:32 pm
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
Very good noticing my noticitized friend.... :)
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10/24/2012 3:49 am
Level 54 : Grandmaster Pokemon
LeoL274
lol, prettywaters you meake me crack up so hard i nearly pee myself!!!
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10/17/2012 8:18 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Ranger
PackAttack
e_e
whaaaaa??
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10/17/2012 11:44 pm
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
:P
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10/16/2012 2:34 am
Level 50 : Grandmaster Batman
PonyGoggles
._. The .. thingy.. confusing.. part.. exploded my mind.. with randomness..
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10/16/2012 2:42 am
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
>:D
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10/16/2012 2:48 am
Level 50 : Grandmaster Batman
PonyGoggles
>:D >:D >:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it went out if the screen :3
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10/16/2012 2:41 pm
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
LOL!
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10/16/2012 1:12 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Artist
kickboxer62000
and thats how you eat a sand-....pile of sand with a sand-... pile of sand with a sandVICH while standing on a-?.... AND HE WANTS TO EAT IT YES EAT IT and why would he want to wear a shirt that dosnt have purple poop?.... no i meant ballerina eats me covered in- PILE OF SAND why would he want to stand on his keyboard?... that is the end
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10/16/2012 1:58 am
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
-_-
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10/16/2012 1:05 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Artist
kickboxer62000
;( my brain hurts it hurts so much it hurts so much ouch ouch ouch ouch!, ;( ;( i hate it gemmeh de-cake-its-its yummy and it has cokolateeeeee i wuves da cokowate and da-da-itsits- omg yum icecream yum!



CALL THE ATHORETIES!
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10/16/2012 1:09 am
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
*Dialing 84977909047843789378674673678*

Hello we have a person who likes purple poop. No, not a circle too, PURPLE POOP! Yes. Yes. Why would he? And Yes he wants to eat it. No, my refrigerator is not working! Oh, you only have purple poop with corn in it. Oh well, I guess that will have to do!

Okay thank you! Bye!

*Ends call*

Heheheheh.......
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10/15/2012 7:28 am
Level 28 : Expert Spider Rider
MineCraftGuy47
interesting
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10/15/2012 2:56 pm
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
Thank you! >.<
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10/16/2012 8:02 pm
Level 28 : Expert Spider Rider
MineCraftGuy47
*derp*

>:D
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10/16/2012 11:56 pm
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
Derpity Burpity Boopity Bop!
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10/15/2012 5:35 am
Level 39 : Artisan Creeper
11volt11
Um.
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10/15/2012 2:56 pm
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
>:D Heh.
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10/15/2012 2:55 pm
Level 40 : Master Blob
Prettzel
>:D
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