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Hewwo! Can I eat wour cake? Pwease? Ummm.....It-It-Um......It's my Birfday! Wesss, it's my birfday...So...can I pwease...Ummm...Eat wour cake?



Uhhh....C'mon kid.....You don't want this cake....Uhhh...I mean, like.......It's made of ICE-CREAM! Ewwww..ice cream is sooo disgusting right? And, it has strawberries and chocolate and-ohhhhh....yuuuuuck!



Give-Me-De-Cake!!!!!!!!!

It has Ice-Cweam, Stwawbewwies, And Chocwit! Dey're my free favwite fings!

Give Me it! Give it to Me NOOOOW!



No........



But I Weawwy Want It! It Wooks So Tasty! Pweeeeeeeaase Can I Have It?!



NOOOOOOOOOO!

ARGH!



THE END.

Now, for the confusing part.

If the cake didn't have icecream, strawberries, and chocolate, would that mean that I would get a hot chocolate on Wednesday, or I would just dig up a few biscuits from under my bed and survive the whole Summer with them? I believe the answer is: Cookies because Tigers have Teeth. But what if it was a Saber Tooth Tiger? Would they have Sabers? Or Teeth? How many things am I thinking of? But how am I thinking of thinking of thinking up the thought of thinking up my thoughts that need to start thinking before they think? Can I start thinking up the thoughts of thinking up my thoughts thinking inside my thoughts? Think. Friend. Just Think. Because if you don't think about the thinking thing, then I will have to think for you, and then I'll think about your thoughts. Think how you are probably reading the same sentence right now over and over. And over. Think how you are probably reading the same sentence right now over and over. And over. Think how you are probably reading the same sentence right now over and over. And over. Think how you are probably reading the same sentence right now over and over. And over. Now, stop thinking and start noticing. (Thumbs up for brining that one up again! XD) Now, notice that your noticing's are being noted, and if you notice the wrong thing, it will be reported to the authorities. (XD) Now, start noticing! Notice that notice over there that is trying to notice things for you to notice. If you-YOU NOTICED THE WRONG THING!!!!! Go to the authorities now.......



You know, sometimes people get really confused when a sentence doesn't end with the word they potato.