Once, the Eighth doctor was very grumpy. He had just thrown the Master in the heart of the TARDIS and he was too tired to find a new companion. Although he was going to travel to the year 3978 (the ape age) to get some kind of chimp that understood time travel, he didn't, and he got out his macbook that he bought in 2012.

Since he had his own internet, he was looking around Google for an entertaining game to play. There were a few; Happy Wheels, Terria, Slender, and even a one that had a guy that was exactly like him, but except he thought bow ties were cool. But he found one that he immediately wanted to play: Minecraft.

"They better have my sonic in this game," The Doctor said. He got an account, spent 20 bucks, and started to play. He started punching trees and so on, built himself a nice little TARDIS house, and got lots of ore.

When he finally got enough supplies, he put iron in a vertical row with a block of redstone ore at the top on a crafting table. Apparently, no image appeared at the right of the crafting screen.

"WHAT?!" The Doctor yelled. he tried different designs, but no sonic screwdriver would appear. He eventually got so angry that he threw the macbook down the eye of harmony. "You can at least play a game that does not admit my existence!" He yelled down the hole. But he knew one day that course of action would be the worst mistake he ever made.

FIN


Credit goes to Drakel for TARDIS interior.