NOTES BEFORE YOU READ: You do not have to attempt the German words. They are translated.There once was a sniper named Sgt Frantino Picklepants, and he is a sniper for the U.S. military. On the third day of World War II, Frantino is appointed a mission to snipe a safe path for the U.S. soldiers so they don’t get sniped themselves on their way to Berlin to blow up the Nazi Base and defeat Hitler for good. So Frantino accepts the mission and gathers his Silenced sniper Rifle, his Silenced Welrod Pistol, and his M1 Thompson and sets off to kick some Nazi butt! Frantino spots the first 2 Nazi so he looks through his scope, takes aim and he watches the bullet fly through both enemies’ hearts dropping them instantly to the hot sand. Frantino moves on and spots some Nazis coming toward him with their MP-40s raised! So Frantino pulls out his M1 Thompson and fires 16 out of 30 shots and nails the enemies. Frantino spots 2 Nazis speaking German saying, “So gibt es Berichte über unsere Jungs werden sniped.” which means So there are reports of our guys being sniped. So he takes aim and fires 2 shots 1 shot goes through the eye of Nazi 1, and the other goes through Nazi 2’s lung. Frantino sees and reaches the Vanderbilt Gate and sees Adolf Hitler driving up in a Nazi car with plans for later. Frantino goes into a house nearby and gets in a window takes aim fires a shot and down goes Hitler! Hitlers assistant is like, “Was ist gerade passiert? Mist Hitler!” which means, “What just happened? Crap Hitler!” Frantino aims again and fires a shot that goes into the assistant’s leg and incapacitates him. Frantino then jumps out the window to finish him off with his Welrod. He takes aim, fires and hits him square in the head. Frantino drives the car back home and is congratulated by his solider buddies.
Note to remember: One bullet can change history.