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PROLOGUE
One day, Monstercjr was ready to go to the Nether, he had his flint and steel ready, 20 obsidian blocks, and his trusty bow and arrow. He went in, expecting to find himself in the devil's paradise, he ended up in the streets of Atlanta, Georgia. His portal was broken, and he had no clue where he was. After awhile, he realized that somewhere in that world was Herobrine's brother- the one that never died- yet. He went to search for him, not knowing where his adventures would lead him.
Chapter One: The Door
Many months and miles of traveling later, he ended up at an ice cream parlor. He had no clue how much longer he could live without eating- and it was a miracle he made it this far. He walked in- having no clue what dangers were inside. He took his worthless stacks of dirt and his iron shovel, and started making a 1x1 tower to the doorknob- since he was two inches tall, and went inside.
Chapter Two: Ice Cream For Sale!
Now since Monstercjr was an ice cream sandwich unlike you and I, he had more dangers in an ice cream parlor than you could imagine. He went up to the counter and said, "I'll have a stack of cooked porkchop and a golden apple."
Not being able to hear him, the guy at the counter said, "What are you doing out here little fella? You should be sold and eaten!"
He said to the rest of the parlor, "Anyone want this Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich? Only 50!"
A short man with a red shirt saying "I love ice cream", glasses, and brown hair with a beard said, "I'll buy it!"
The man gave the guy at the counter 50 and ran excitedly outside to eat Monstercjr.
Chapter Three: Prepare to be eaten!
The man, for some stupid reason, put a popsicle stick on his leg, while Monstercjr was searching his inventory frantically for a weapon, and he found his trusty bow and arrow. When the man was just about to take a bite when Monstercjr said, "Bite me- and I'll shoot you in the eyes."
The man was shocked and in panic. He tried eating our hero, and Monstercjr shot him in the eye. "Don't make me get out another arrow!" he said.
The man, in pain, passed out, and Monstercjr, pulling the stick out of his foot, began to run off into the sunset.
The End
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One day, Monstercjr was ready to go to the Nether, he had his flint and steel ready, 20 obsidian blocks, and his trusty bow and arrow. He went in, expecting to find himself in the devil's paradise, he ended up in the streets of Atlanta, Georgia. His portal was broken, and he had no clue where he was. After awhile, he realized that somewhere in that world was Herobrine's brother- the one that never died- yet. He went to search for him, not knowing where his adventures would lead him.
Chapter One: The Door
Many months and miles of traveling later, he ended up at an ice cream parlor. He had no clue how much longer he could live without eating- and it was a miracle he made it this far. He walked in- having no clue what dangers were inside. He took his worthless stacks of dirt and his iron shovel, and started making a 1x1 tower to the doorknob- since he was two inches tall, and went inside.
Chapter Two: Ice Cream For Sale!
Now since Monstercjr was an ice cream sandwich unlike you and I, he had more dangers in an ice cream parlor than you could imagine. He went up to the counter and said, "I'll have a stack of cooked porkchop and a golden apple."
Not being able to hear him, the guy at the counter said, "What are you doing out here little fella? You should be sold and eaten!"
He said to the rest of the parlor, "Anyone want this Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich? Only 50!"
A short man with a red shirt saying "I love ice cream", glasses, and brown hair with a beard said, "I'll buy it!"
The man gave the guy at the counter 50 and ran excitedly outside to eat Monstercjr.
Chapter Three: Prepare to be eaten!
The man, for some stupid reason, put a popsicle stick on his leg, while Monstercjr was searching his inventory frantically for a weapon, and he found his trusty bow and arrow. When the man was just about to take a bite when Monstercjr said, "Bite me- and I'll shoot you in the eyes."
The man was shocked and in panic. He tried eating our hero, and Monstercjr shot him in the eye. "Don't make me get out another arrow!" he said.
The man, in pain, passed out, and Monstercjr, pulling the stick out of his foot, began to run off into the sunset.
The End
Read my other story by clicking here.
Credit | HarryHammer made my player. Otherwise, this was all me. |
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Update #1 : by Monstercjr 08/10/2012 3:49:52 pmAug 10th, 2012
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