Chapter 3

Steve, Jack, and Bernie set out on their adventure to get to the mother creeper. This seemed dangerous, and seemed fake, of course, but they were dedicated to get the real secret of the creeper. Anyway, the creeper that they made didn't tell them where this 'mother creeper' is, but they should look in the Creeper Desert. Yes, the Creeper Desert, where creepers spawn rapidly from the sky, and no other mob spawns there. Back to topic; the desert was extremely dangerous, so they rode Bernie to go faster through the thousands of creepers.

So, as they were riding Bernie, Jack said, "I'm hungry." So, they had to stop to wait for Jack eat his stupid fish. So, they went back to riding, and Jack said, "I'm hungry again." Again, they had to stop again. They started again, and Jack said, "I'm-"WILL YOU SHUT UP!?" Bernie yelled, furious. "Well," Jack said, "I'm just hungry..." They kept riding from there. Whenever Jack said he was hungry they kept going, so that was practically the whole way. Then they made it to a big tree; with a ladder on it, and a sign next to it, that read:

MOTHA CREEPA RESIDENSE

"Alright then," Steve said, "Let's go up." Bernie kicked them off of his back and they began climbing. Strangely, Bernie was climbing too, which made Steve start to wonder, "Pigs have humanlike abilities... I can study that." They kept climbing until they got to a big, green building. They went inside, and a sign read:

MOTHA CREEPA RESIDENCE: 10 MILEZ AWEIGH

"Wow," Jack said, "These things have horrible spelling, even worse than mine." They rode Bernie 9 and 34 miles, then ran the rest. Bernie stayed back, exhausted from having to carry those fat things the whole time. When they were done with the 10 miles, they stopped at a sign. The sign read:

MOTHA CREEPA RESIDENCE: KIDDING, GO THROUGH THE 3 CREEPER TRIALS

"What the heck are the 3 creeper trials..." Steve said. "I don't care," Jack said, "Let's go!" They ran about 1 minute, and then a creeper in iron armor dropped from the sky, and started to blow up. But Steve knew what to do. "Wait!" he yelled. The creeper stopped, and he said, "Let's have a drink before we do this. We can think it out easier that way." So they walked over to the Creeper bar and ordered some Water bottles. But Steve had secretly put redstone and a lever in the creeper's drink! "So, listen, PSYCHE!" The creeper drank the water, and Steve jumped out of the way, and it blew up, leaving the Creeper bar in ruins.

The next trial was 10 creepers, and a creeper riding a creeper with a saddle. This was strange, but who cares. Jack did most of the fighting, but when it came to the creeper with saddle, he started running away. But Steve threw him a flint & steel, and Jack stopped and lit the creepers. They got so outraged that they blew up right on the spot. Steve knew what to do every time. And now, where was Bernie? Oh well, no one liked that pig anyway.

The final Creeper trial was ahead. A sign read: DA LAST CREEPA TRIEL: THE MOTHA CREEPA

"Here we go, Jack," Steve said, "Here's what we've been waiting for."





I hope you liked this! There will probably be 1 or 2 more after this, so I hope you read all of them!