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The Life of An Enderman

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avatar DNEPWNs
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
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Hey! I'm Elliot the Enderman. I just want to say first of all that I have a busy life.

I have a wife and two kids. I am poor and the only way I can supply for my family is by stealing. My favorite target is this guy called Steve. He gets freaked every time I stare at him. He's probably the richest (but wimpiest) person in Minecraftia.

Last week I managed to steal an enderpearl that used to belong to my Aunt Reta, who had been killed by the hated Steve. She is one of those endermen that likes to stare at people, but I guess Steve didn't like that.


My buddy Carl the Creeper likes to spy, and he told me recently that Steve had crafted something with the blaze powder that he crafted from a blaze rod that he stole from Bucky the Blaze and an enderpearl. Carl said that it lead Steve to my home town, the End. I though for a bit and came up with a theory for this happening. Steve was planning to kill the King Enderman's prized pet dragon! I must pack up and go to the End to tell of this!

I'll have to tell Carl to help provide for my family while I'm gone. Carl is rich, after all, and he'll help out. I'm sure of it!

So I ask him, and he accepts. Then I start to pack my bags.

I say good bye to my family and promise them I'll be back in around 3 weeks.
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Update #1 : 01/06/2012 1:29:16 pmJan 6th, 2012

Enderman Picture by: SamCube

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11/18/2012 2:57 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Miner
Villain
Nice story! When is the next part coming out?
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04/12/2013 4:12 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
Parts 1-10 are all in one on my page.
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09/19/2012 5:16 pm
Level 43 : Master Enderdragon
Enraric
Hey, I'm having a short story writing contest, and I can see that you're a pretty good writer. Care to join?
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05/26/2012 5:18 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Dragon
The_Cake_A_Lie
Back to the End
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01/29/2012 4:39 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
Soon, my friend...soon.
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01/29/2012 1:26 pm
Level 26 : Expert Spleefer
CrafterGuy5
when will the GIANT part come out (aka part2-10)
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01/19/2012 1:29 pm
Level 21 : Expert Spelunker
gogglebot
Where did the rest go? D=
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01/19/2012 5:19 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
they were deleted by soulstealer for spamming the poular page.
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01/28/2012 1:36 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Farmer
JamesTheAwesomeDude
Wow, I didn't expect a moderator to be such a troll. What a jerk!Could you just edit them into this one then, or did you lose all of your progress?
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01/19/2012 5:36 pm
Level 21 : Expert Spelunker
gogglebot
Just cause he can't get his own work on teh popular page, frikin noob moderator.
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01/19/2012 8:56 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
lol
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01/20/2012 6:07 pm
Level 72 : Legendary Artist
filipsps
You could update this blog - all parts upload in this blog so it will not be deleted, and it will be cool!
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01/28/2012 1:44 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Farmer
JamesTheAwesomeDude
2 problems with that plan:

1. He lost all of his progress when SoulStealer removed the other entries.
2. SoulStealer would probably just remove this because he likes to make people sad.
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01/21/2012 6:22 pm
Level 21 : Expert Spelunker
gogglebot
c'mon DNEPWNs. ima waitin.g
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01/18/2012 6:56 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Zombie
Theodor488
Darn it i knew i should have read part 2 and 3 when i had the chance please post them again.
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01/18/2012 8:17 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
ima post one big one! :)
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01/18/2012 8:19 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Zombie
Theodor488
Horray I'll keep my eye out for it
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01/14/2012 7:37 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Crafter
Bdog719
Why did the other posts get deleted?
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01/14/2012 8:54 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
They were deleted by a moderator because it was spamming thhe popular page. Don't worry! I still have a copy of all the parts!
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01/14/2012 9:27 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Geek
FairyMary
Will you be able to repost them without the "Diamond bribery"?
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01/15/2012 9:24 am
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
no. im gunna post it in one big part!
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01/16/2012 3:51 pm
Level 26 : Expert Spleefer
CrafterGuy5
wait how is that spam? wow.
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01/16/2012 4:10 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
it is spam cause no one else can get the popular page. but if they are on the popular page, that means many ppl want it.
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01/15/2012 12:04 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Geek
FairyMary
Awesome!
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01/14/2012 2:30 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Pony
awsomesuperbob
the blogs ended it cuz it was 2 popular!!!!!
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01/11/2012 7:07 pm
Level 23 : Expert Narwhal
Sonicman832
Cool!
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01/11/2012 5:18 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Toast
SoulStealer
Temporarily disabled the submission. Changes are required. No Diamond Bribery
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01/14/2012 11:33 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Farmer
JamesTheAwesomeDude
yeah, diamond bribery is kind of sleazy...
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01/11/2012 6:00 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
do i get the xp that i earned back when i had fixed it?
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01/11/2012 6:58 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Toast
SoulStealer
Yes...
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01/11/2012 5:18 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Toast
SoulStealer
Temporarily disabled the submission. Changes are required. No Diamond Bribery
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01/14/2012 6:38 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Farmer
JamesTheAwesomeDude
You posted that twice.
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01/14/2012 6:51 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Toast
SoulStealer
Yeah because PMC was laggy while I was moderating.
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01/11/2012 3:57 pm
Level 26 : Expert Spleefer
CrafterGuy5
if endermen didnt attack me for doing a staring contest, then id be fine with them. plus, i cant go to the end without having a mini panic attack. good tip when you enter the end: always try to look down.
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01/11/2012 4:08 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
or up at the dragon!
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01/13/2012 8:03 am
Level 26 : Expert Spleefer
CrafterGuy5
maybe
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01/14/2012 11:05 am
Level 33 : Artisan Narwhal
TaiserRY
Or Wear a Pumpkin
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01/08/2012 12:08 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Artist
Naruto_Uzumaki
Realy AWESOME !!!!
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01/05/2012 7:25 pm
Level 44 : Master Wizard
breezter
Cutie pie enderman! Is it your art?
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01/05/2012 8:13 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
I actually just searched Enderman on google images and I liked this one. It's made by this guy named SamCube on a website.
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01/06/2012 7:12 am
Level 44 : Master Wizard
breezter
Oh. Well still, cool story!
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01/06/2012 10:03 am
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
part 4 will have a picture of a pig drawn by me! I hope you'll like it!
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01/05/2012 6:35 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Explorer
tirgel89
cool
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01/05/2012 4:38 pm
Level 48 : Master Technomancer
shadowbladeF22
lolz thats awesome!
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01/05/2012 3:20 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Network
MissMarifire
:D The enderman is adorables
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01/05/2012 3:41 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
thanks! plz check out part 2 and 3 if you want to know more!
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01/05/2012 10:05 am
Level 37 : Artisan Spelunker
steinboy22
i just watched this whit the song god speed chicken www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/429234 it soo sad and just sounds great if you have the richt music he is finaly coming home sniff
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01/05/2012 11:01 am
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
im gunna try it out!
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01/04/2012 9:38 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Meme
DNEPWNs
Sorry guys I tryed uploading the second part but is freaking screwed up so I'll post it later. Thanks!
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01/05/2012 11:40 am
Level 22 : Expert Toast
LAUAR
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