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The Life of General Steve the Snow Golem

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The Master

General Steve the Snow Golem master,

Battled the Blazes with his snowball blaster,

He killed the most Blazes with his deadly shot,

Until he got caught and was placed in the hot,

The lava melted his feet and he thought he was going to die,

He had to think of something for him to survive.

The Portal

He saw a portal out in the distance,

And threw a ball with a rope without resistance,

As he flew through the air out of the heat,

He noticed he had melted and had no feet,

As he went through he was melting away,

He was hoping he would land at an icy cold place,

Luckily he did and melting he stopped,

But without no feet he couldn’t even hop.

The Polar Bear

A Polar Bear nearby came to help,

“Can you fix me” Steve said,

“Cause I have melt”,

He remoulded some feet with icy cold snow,

He even made Steve some icy new toes.

The Final Battle

As Steve recovered and gathered his strength,

He practiced his aim and his length,

He returned to the land and battled the Blazes,

His throw was so good they thought it was lasers,

He defeated the Blazes even faster,

Cause no one could beat the Snow Golem master.

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This is good.
  • CraftrGamr
  • Level 12
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  • December 28, 2016, 1:12 pm
Damn you know how to make some funny stories!
Diamond 4 You!
Watch ur language!
lol, if only saying damn in a positive way is inappropriate i really dont know what happened to this world XD
The Bible says you're not supposed to take the Lord's name in vain. And besides, if saying it in any way was ever appropriate, then I don't know what's happening to the world.
LOL has the whole world suddenly became christian XD
i didn't take the Lord's name in vain.
I do not have a religion, but i do believe in some god.
I am not looking to offend people with a religion or people in general with whatever i'm saying.
I just dont believe in the same god as you and so i dont follow the same rules... but again, its not my intention to offend anybody.


i'm feeling bad now cuz i seemingly have to write all of this cuz of a supportive comment on a minecraft forum XD
I didn't mean to make you feel like that. My family just doesn't say that and I think of it as a bad word. Sorry if it made you feel bad. 😩
np m8
  • CraftrGamr
  • Level 12
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  • December 24, 2016, 1:42 am
Thanks so much appreciate the support.

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