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The Minecraft Community - In My Eyes

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avatar Heliosk
Level 47 : Master Architect
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INTRODUCTION

Hello Minecrafters and welcome back to another blog! This blog will be more in the style of trying to make you laugh,so make sure you have a restroom near you because you may accidently wet yourself. Also,this blog isn't meant to offend anyone in any sort of way so if you take this in offense then don't be offended, it's all for jokes! Anyways, I hope you enjoy and have a good time reading this! As always...enjoy!

The Minecraft Community

The Minecraft community is such a weird...and unexplainable place...Once and a while you see a man with a naked skin log onto a server and t-bag you...and then you see a man burning himself in fire screaming in such a way that your eyes are forever scarred... Yes the Minecraft community is very weird...but that's because well, Minecraft is a place where you can do pretty much whatever you want! *Except for riding a unicorn...curse you Jeb...*

I've been apart of the Minecraft community for over a year now and I've seen so many unexplainable things that I'd be in physical and emotional counseling for a couple of years...Although Minecraft is so weird there are some people that are gentlemen *...Such as myself ;3 "Insert deep gentleman-ish laugh here."* where we laugh along with our distinguished fellow gentleman. Ahh..what am I saying,everybody in Minecraft is usually a bit odd in their own quirky ways.

The Trolls

Let's start off with the trolls! Ohh...you trolls out there...why must you make life so grueling for us? When you log into a server and start spamming the chats with links to a video that has baby cats being punted by bigfoot... *True story.* I've always thought of myself as a non-troll and try to act decent around fellow Minecrafters but let's face it, everybody once and a while falls under this category.

The Op Suck-Ups

Yah, you know who you guys are! Your the people who log onto servers and beg for op because you are from Planet Minecraft, or your Notch's son, or your with the F.B.I and there is an Armageddon Virus located on the server console. Well all I have to say to you guys is good job for annoying me over the past year </3! These people can get extremely annoying when dealt with for long periods of time. The Suck-Ups are also the people who beg for ranks and beg for diamonds because your to lazy to get them yourself!

The People With Brains

You literally act like you know everything. For instance, lets create a scenario. Let's just name the man...*Sir Smarts*

Me: Excuse me sir, whats the crafting recipe for a Diamond Chestplate again?

Sir Smarts: Oh my lord...you my sir are completely pathetic to not remember such a simple crafting recipe! I mean come on this is easier then multiplying X by 500 squared! UGH! It's 3 diamonds left and right and 2 in the middle down! Your such an unspeakable NUB!

Me: ....Thanks...

CONCLUSION

In the end, no matter what category you fall into; the community will always accept you however you choose to act. That's what is beautiful about this community! Thank you for reading the entire blog and I hope you've enjoyed, and also laughed! I'd also like to thank all of you guys for the amazing support you've been giving these blogs lately, it really means alot to me! As always I hope you have a wonderful Minecraftian day!

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02/15/2013 4:37 pm
Level 23 : Expert Taco
Blake1197
What would a member who plays survival but loves to prank other members be called?(I'm actually in the process of farming up wool for my next prank)
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02/03/2013 10:08 am
Level 22 : Expert Architect
Crafty Steve
LOL I sp3ak derp :D
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01/27/2013 10:02 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Artist
chick3n3moman
You really don't know what a troll is.. and neither do you know what a suck-up is....
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01/27/2013 10:56 am
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
We each have different perspectives of what they are, as stated in the title this is in "My Eyes."
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01/27/2013 11:05 am
Level 16 : Journeyman Artist
chick3n3moman
Sure there is perspective, then there is real definitions.
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01/27/2013 3:12 pm
Level 48 : Master Artist
sardanapulas
Sir smarts spotted ^^
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02/13/2013 4:16 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Artist
chick3n3moman
Sir Asshat spotted.
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06/05/2013 8:03 pm
Level 1 : New Crafter
Ahhlecks
Sir Something spotted?
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01/27/2013 7:15 am
Level 47 : Master Pixel Painter
jl70l7u
Hai der manz i gave u sum d3iamondz
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01/27/2013 10:55 am
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
Tankz man,i luvz dat u gave meh sum of dem d2iamondz. :D
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01/26/2013 11:45 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Dragonborn
LW80866
"The People Who Don't Have Brains

Your
the people who just ramble on and on and have no clue what your
typing...your also the people who use absolute horrid grammar!"

Just need to say that "your" should be spelled "you're" in this case. The above sentence made me laugh when you don't really know how to spell yourself.
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01/27/2013 10:55 am
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
Congrats! Your the first one to find the easter egg. I put that in there on purpose just to see how many people would rant about it in the comments :P
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01/27/2013 1:24 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Dragonborn
LW80866
You've used "your" again....xD
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01/27/2013 3:53 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
Shhhh...you didn't see anything...
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01/26/2013 8:23 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Architect
anarchytheOp
Great blog, distinguished fellow gentleman! *Hearty gentleman laugh*
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01/26/2013 9:51 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
As to you, distinguished fellow gentleman! *Insert the laughter of a british man's here."
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01/26/2013 1:19 pm
Level 20 : Expert Pony
stickdude123
People with brains are annoying, they act all mighty and act as if you were a complete moron :P
Plus the people with naked skins, They Are spreading like a DISEASE. Diamond for u :)
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01/26/2013 2:11 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
Thank you my good man for the shiny diamond! Yes I also do have to agree with the statement above...they're spreading...*Psst...their's one right next to me D: ...*
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01/26/2013 3:24 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Archer
The_Biker
Yes they are and new researches show you can get infe- *becomes naked* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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01/26/2013 9:52 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
NOOO!!! ...Whats that nois- "BOOM" HOLY CRA- *Signal goes off*
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01/26/2013 1:07 pm
Level 28 : Expert Ninja
360Gamer 072
Theres No such thing as a Normal Player :3
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01/26/2013 2:09 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
Sadly...thats true :l
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01/26/2013 11:36 am
Level 25 : Expert Grump
IceCream_Sundae
It actually hurt my brain (I got a headache) from trying to read the Derp. I am not really any of these, though I would consider myself a "Person With Brains", except much nicer, ex.

Person: What's that crafting recipe for diamond chestplate?
Me: It's like a diamond block! Except the top row is missing one diamond in the middle. :)
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01/26/2013 2:10 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
I got chronic head pains from writing that sentece.
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01/26/2013 2:07 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
I'm having chronic brain pain also from typing that sentence...my brain was like:But keith thats not how you spell it! And i'm like:I know brain...I know...D:
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01/25/2013 11:45 pm
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Hero
GarretSidzaka
THAT PICTURE SUMS IT UP
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01/26/2013 12:08 am
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
Pretty much does :P.
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01/25/2013 10:21 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Mage
Doctor Bone
Heheheh, you sir, deserve a diamond. Not only was it funny, but true. I've met many people that you could call "brainless." For example, " CAn I HaZ DEmaiand FOR a leaTHER aND DiRT." That wasn't exactly a real quote, but I've met a few people that would say that. Heh, once I met a guy that even tried to get me to buy the game for him.
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01/25/2013 10:27 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
People these days...
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01/25/2013 11:55 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Crafter
devilbat
What i most liked was "congratulations, you speak derp!"

Your sense of humour is pretty good in my opinion :3
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01/26/2013 11:37 am
Level 25 : Expert Grump
IceCream_Sundae
I kinda wish I couldn't read Derp, but my brain is like "Oh! Is this a new language? WE MUST LEARN THIS." (I love to learn. Sometimes involuntarily, ahem, brain.)
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01/27/2013 1:51 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Crafter
devilbat
Haha, be happy you have such a brain, i cannot learn ANYTHING what has to do with school, but with minecraft..

Oh boy.. Then it wants to remember everything!
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01/25/2013 8:10 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Pirate
Lightning393
And then there are the people who build homes with any block present in their inventory, and "there writeng loks lik dis", and they constantly beg you for iron because they can't find any. O.o
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01/25/2013 8:19 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
That my sir...is the ultimate troll-derp-smart-suck-up...there very rare and can only be found in mushroom biomes...
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01/25/2013 11:56 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Crafter
devilbat
Haha, i wish upvotes would excist
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01/26/2013 3:32 pm
Level 29 : Expert Spelunker
kaihiwatari55
Dude, that would be AMAZING! I tried giving you an upvote, but they don't exist...
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01/25/2013 6:34 pm
Level 43 : Master Gent
AyreTV
"beg for diamonds"....posts it twice in ayretv skype...xD Nice blog keith :P
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01/25/2013 7:11 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
Shush your face Mason/George..you never heard anything..
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01/25/2013 6:14 pm
Level 25 : Expert Princess
Randomness3333
Nice blog. I am smiling. XD
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01/25/2013 7:12 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
:D
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01/25/2013 5:55 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Explorer
Shrapnell
I see the MC community as 75% immature imbeciles and 25% mature normal players.
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01/25/2013 7:07 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Engineer
ihasapod
Yes.
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01/25/2013 5:56 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
I'd say it's 50/50.
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01/25/2013 5:26 pm
Level 25 : Expert Scribe
FalloutNV4eva
"*This blog may not be funny to you and you may not laugh because i'm not very good with jokes :I *"
This made me laugh. Can someone explain why?

Yes, but as always Keith, very well structured blog and informative. Could be expended to cover more topics, but the humour is absolutely divine! Also, what is this Armageddon Virus?!?! COME SAVE ME FROM IT KEITH! :O *Freaks out in an in-gentlemanly manner*
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01/25/2013 5:51 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
The jokes seemed a bit dull to me :P. Guess now I see people actually liked them!
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01/25/2013 3:29 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
mirad45
i laughed a lot lol and i speak derp:3
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01/25/2013 3:33 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
:D! Glad to hear somebody actually thought it was funny.
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01/25/2013 3:37 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
mirad45
wasn,t it funny?
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01/25/2013 3:53 pm
Level 47 : Master Architect
Heliosk
Thought the jokes would be a bit dull :P
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01/25/2013 4:01 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
mirad45
no they aren't they are great
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