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1000 views? Wha... Ho... ??? *brain melts* Thank you guys so much for keeping the terrible two (Bans and Gold golem) on the pop reel for so long, this one lasted four days, the other lasted five, now their rein of terror has come to an end but i still bear the fruits of their labor. Again thank you guys so much for helping me out, love you guys!

IMPORTANT: The video does have some swearing, if thats not your thing don't watch it.









I think I'm starting to figure out how the blogging section works...


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  • Justice man
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • November 30, 2015, 10:41 am
I was banned for more hilarious reasons
  • MewMMG
  • Level 1
  • New Crafter
  • June 23, 2015, 7:35 am
Banned for: Being a Furry
wth? I... don't even...
Try "the ban hammer has spoken" it really mean because i once joined a server and got banned automaticly because the ban hammer has spoken.
I don't go on servers but I can imagine...
Banned for reasons: GTFO
  • levi8george
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Archer
  • May 11, 2014, 3:20 pm
this is byfar one of the best blogs...you should make a sequel of it :p
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • May 11, 2014, 4:03 pm
Perhaps...
  • renderportal
  • Level 16
  • Journeyman Fisherman
  • May 3, 2014, 3:14 pm
I got banned on a server because the "Ban-Pulgin" tracked how many blocks you destroyed over a day... I destroyed one of my old bases to move to another part of the map. XD
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • May 3, 2014, 3:19 pm
What plugin is it?
  • renderportal
  • Level 16
  • Journeyman Fisherman
  • May 3, 2014, 3:22 pm
I think it was MC-Ban. Thats what the server plugin list said. I asked an admin how it worked and thats how he explained it.
i got banned 4 saying "why" 33 times in a row
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • May 2, 2014, 4:15 pm
and why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why would you get banned for that?
  • jccreszMC
  • Level 28
  • Expert Nerd
  • May 27, 2014, 1:35 pm
XD i see what u did there
i only said it once in each chat lolz
  • Del_boy211
  • Level 27
  • Expert Explorer
  • July 10, 2014, 2:58 am
That is what you call spam, my friend.
I broke a piece of dirt. Got banned. Noob Moderater says "I WNTD TAT PECE OF DRT!!!"
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 27, 2014, 1:10 pm
hat just sounds like trolling to me honestly XD
Exactly you're probably unbanned by now :P
nope
god, i hate nubs

Nubs = One who sucks at a particular video game, they are not new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.
So does that mean that the moderator still didn't unban you? If so he should've been demoted by now
  • Carchomp
  • Level 49
  • Master Pokemon
  • April 22, 2014, 7:46 am
I got banned for the reason "Nope!" still no idea of why i got banned
  • tommarkc
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Cake
  • April 22, 2014, 1:32 am
I'm not playing a lot on servers, but I guess there's always a lot of them. So if you experience a bad reaction from admins+, just leave the server/ grief it.
To add something to the story, I was once banned because of saying an new added tree to the server hub was a bad improvement. After that he made the rule to not criticise server hub (and it was removed the first minute owner came online). Then I made sure the admin who did that got his rank downgraded.
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 22, 2014, 5:27 am
lol
I got banned for  being a  ender, They  said  that ender people are not allowed on this  server they steal and  grief,  I  thought that  was  a   joke so I  said Lol you got me there for  a  second, They replied you
are gonna steal our  stuff then  banned me  saying Ender People  Stink
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 21, 2014, 7:39 pm
Did you have an ender skin or something?
At the time I  had  a  girl with  ender eyes on the  back, This was  about a  year ago
  • Gabersid
  • Level 44
  • Master Pirate
  • April 21, 2014, 2:21 pm
Once got banned for say I'm black xD
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 21, 2014, 2:33 pm
Great!
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 21, 2014, 2:02 pm
Anyone know what an NMA server is?
it's a no monkeys allowed server
  • luvtobuild
  • Level 6
  • Apprentice Mage
  • April 21, 2014, 6:30 am
I got banned for getting rid of my own building once. It was a temporary ban, but I was actually a lot younger then, soooo I ended up rage quitting and never getting on again  *YAY!*
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 21, 2014, 1:47 pm
YAY!
  • Folicorow
  • Level 44
  • Master Artist
  • April 21, 2014, 5:10 am
I used to play on this creative server where everyone had their own plots, and a LOT of kids had their sex dungeons and strip clubs in their plots and they would say stuff like "Anyone who wants to have sh3x com to my plot" and if it was a girl there was a high chance lots of guys would show up but not vice versa.

I think the admins later decided that enough was enough and they started mass banning players who had their own strip club. Christ, there was even a freaking pimp know all over the server who was banned aswell, and every ban notification said "No strip clubs/ mature content".
Just thought I should share haha.
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 21, 2014, 5:58 am
Well in that case I think they all deserved it XD
  • TvBinMc
  • Level 34
  • Artisan Toast
  • April 21, 2014, 1:49 am
Well , you should work better on the text , I CANT READ ANYYYTHHHIIIINNGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No diamonds , sorry .
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 21, 2014, 5:56 am
Really? I can read the text fine. I'll work on that in the future.
  • TvBinMc
  • Level 34
  • Artisan Toast
  • April 21, 2014, 9:18 am
I can read the text but not fast and good , its blured out
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 21, 2014, 1:47 pm
as said before, in the future I will fix it.
  • DeJay
  • Level 6
  • Apprentice Modder
  • April 20, 2014, 8:14 pm
I cant read that I wish I could though the fonts confuse me.
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 20, 2014, 8:45 pm
How do the fonts confuse you? Are they not big enough?
  • Yuuki-sama
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Network
  • April 20, 2014, 9:33 pm
it's small and the image appears to be bad quality. Small text is blurred and pixelated a bit.
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 21, 2014, 5:58 am
For me the fonts fine although in my furute blogs I will try to make it bigger.
  • DeJay
  • Level 6
  • Apprentice Modder
  • April 21, 2014, 8:23 am
Okay.
500 views and 24 diamonds! Wow
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 20, 2014, 2:35 pm
O. M. G.
  • Idis02
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Ninja
  • April 20, 2014, 11:31 am
i agree with your article! diamonds for you!
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 20, 2014, 11:42 am
Thanks!
  • clank100
  • Level 30
  • Artisan Creeper Hugger
  • April 20, 2014, 10:04 am
I got banned from a server wich needed 5 reports and I only had 3. When I went to the website to get unbanned the respons I got was: "well you are reported 3 times".
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 20, 2014, 10:07 am
Great staff obviously...
  • clank100
  • Level 30
  • Artisan Creeper Hugger
  • April 20, 2014, 10:09 am
lol
  • Insanity
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 59
  • Grandmaster Mlem Mlem Bat
  • April 20, 2014, 10:04 am
text is hard to read ...
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 20, 2014, 10:07 am
sorry, I will try to fix that in the future.
  • Riley39999
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • April 20, 2014, 10:02 am
This is funny?
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 20, 2014, 10:07 am
If you see it that way.
  • Dwurban
  • Level 27
  • Expert Engineer
  • April 20, 2014, 9:51 am
I once got banned from a raiding and griefing server for...raiding and griefing...The server's been down for quite some time now, but I'll never forget the absurdity for that particular ban
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 20, 2014, 10:08 am
I've heard of worse.
  • keeper1123
  • Level 27
  • Expert Geek
  • April 20, 2014, 5:54 am
I got banned because: "I don't like your skin..."
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 20, 2014, 7:40 am
What was your skin?
  • keeper1123
  • Level 27
  • Expert Geek
  • April 22, 2014, 10:38 am
own made... if im not mistaking you can see it on my PMC account.
  • BestBuds1911
  • Level 32
  • Artisan Architect
  • April 20, 2014, 5:18 am
My friend got banned for being a "PENIS MUNCHER" lol
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 20, 2014, 7:40 am
lol
This is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
  • jrake86
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Hunter
  • April 20, 2014, 7:40 am
Thank you!
  • Wyvernian
  • Level 28
  • Expert Hunter
  • April 20, 2014, 1:51 am
I got banned for saying butter instead of budder.
  • lucario378
  • Level 1
  • New Network
  • April 20, 2014, 2:39 pm
thats dumb, budder is a drug
  • keeper1123
  • Level 27
  • Expert Geek
  • April 20, 2014, 5:55 am
You couldve have seen it coming man... that's just dumb ;P
  • Wyvernian
  • Level 28
  • Expert Hunter
  • April 20, 2014, 4:56 pm
lol I don't watch YouTube.

*Uproar incoming*
  • Yuuki-sama
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Network
  • April 20, 2014, 9:35 pm
It's F****** Gold
...
Little kids say b****r.
  • Wyvernian
  • Level 28
  • Expert Hunter
  • April 21, 2014, 1:08 am
I was randomly talking about butter on toast and then I got banned. I know what gold is.
  • Yuuki-sama
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Network
  • April 21, 2014, 3:04 am
Thank god...
good.
  • keeper1123
  • Level 27
  • Expert Geek
  • April 22, 2014, 10:38 am
lel thats indeed a stupid reason
*lol

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