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avatar iBlockWave
Level 16 : Journeyman Cowboy
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Okay, so i was walking down the street one day, when i accidently bumped into a strange looking man. He had a shiny bald head (and i mean SHINY), he was very tall and he had a curled up moustache (like the type those creepy italian chefs have!).  Apparently his name was Mr. Sarcastic, which i thought was a rather odd name, so i started to question him. Here's the conversation that we had:

Me: So umm Mr. Sarcastic, what kind of a name is that?
Him: It's my name..
Me: Umm..okay well, what inspired you to choose such a name for yourself?
Him: Your dad bruh!
Me: Uh, okay what's your favourite thing to do?
Him: Talk.
Me: About?
Him: Stuff.
Me: What kind of stuff?
Him: Sarcastic stuff.
Me: Like?
Him: The type that involves sarcasticness.
Me: And that is?
Him: Sarcasm.
Me: Well uh, what's your favourite thing to eat?
Him: Food, i aint into all that artificial cardboard stuff.
Me: What type of food?
Him: Nice food.
Me: What nice food?
Him: The type that you eat..
Me: You know you're not giving very straight answers..
Him: I was born bent, got a problem?
Me: "Born bent"? How?
Him: My mom was upside-down when she had me.
Me: I dont really understand you..
Him: Nobody does.
Me: Does that bother you?
Him: Does what bother me?
Me: The fact that nobody understands you.
Him: No, my mommy always called me her "special" child and i'm proud of it. Though i can't really figure out why she always put pressure into the word "special" and would frown along with it.
Me: Uhm...do you have any mental issues? Dyslexia, Amnesia ETC.?
Him: I have a toilet.
Me: You what?
Him: A toilet, her name's Bob.
Me: Okay, well uhm can you answer my question now?
Him: Do i have to?
Me: Well yeah, the people of PMC would like to know your answer.
Him: What people? All i see are a bunch of block-heads with block-butts..
Me: Hey, thats mean! They're called Minecrafters and they do not have block-butts!
Him: What type of butts do they have then?
Me: Uhm, nobodies ever questioned about Minecraft butts..
Him: That's cause you Minecrafters can't even pull your own trousers down!
Me: We can! 
Him: Ooooh suuure...
Me: *Cough* well, moving on,,,If you could hang-out with a dead person, who would you choose?
Him: I wouldn't want to go out with a dead person, would you?
Me: This isn't about me..
Him: I didn't say it was.
Me: Just imagine you wanted to..who would you choose?
Him: I wouldn't want to though..
Me: I'm saying if you did..
Him: But i wouldn't.
Me: Ugh! You're impossible! 
Him: Thats my middle name.
Me: Is it?
Him: No, but it should be..
Me: Speaking of names, whats your real name huh? 
Him: Not telling.
Me: Please?
Him: Nope..
Me: Pretty please??
Him: Nooo
Me: I swear i won't tell anyone..
Him: Good for you,  i dont care you idiotic baboon.
Me: ...
Him: *Sigh* Fine, i'll tell you.
Me: Yay!
Him: My name is..
Me: Your name is..?
Him: My name is..
Me: Your name is..?
Him: My name is..
Me: Your name is..?
Him: Its...
Me: Mhm?
Him: Its %[email protected]!
Me: OH MY GOD, HOW DARE YOU USE SUCH WICKED PROFANITY?!
Him: Lol 

After that i never ever met him again..there was no signs that he ever existed, nobody seemed to know who he was even though i described him perfectly and scariest of all....The picture of him that i took on my phone had completely vanished!
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  • [ Sweetbow ]
  • Level 6
  • Apprentice Artist
  • March 26, 2016, 9:17 am
Uh..... THIS IS SOOO WEIRD!
  • iBlockWave
  • Level 16
  • Journeyman Cowboy
  • March 26, 2016, 9:19 am
Lol yeah thats the whole point of it :P
  • TalesUntold
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Architect
  • March 8, 2016, 11:38 pm
WTHWTHWTHWTHWTHWTHWTHWTH! lol
  • iBlockWave
  • Level 16
  • Journeyman Cowboy
  • March 8, 2016, 11:41 pm
OMG SHUT UP ;-;
  • Eagle_Axe
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • March 2, 2016, 3:37 am
Hahahahahhahahhahahhahhahah.

nothin else to say
  • iBlockWave
  • Level 16
  • Journeyman Cowboy
  • March 2, 2016, 9:26 am
Well how about you think of something more interesting to say! xD jks
it was herobrine

OH MY GOD HOW DARE I USE SUCH WICKED PROFANITY
NUUUUUUUU
  • iBlockWave
  • Level 16
  • Journeyman Cowboy
  • February 27, 2016, 11:19 am
LMAO yup how dare you??? xD

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