Before I start, this was not created to cause any arguments. This is just a silly thought that came to my mind, and I thought that this would be funny. This shouldn't be racist in anyways. This is not supposed to mock Jews in any ways, after all I am a Jew. This is just a idea of what passover would be like in Minecraft. This took me 1 1/2 hours to make and I don't wanna have it wasted. This is a bit shortened and I took out the religious parts as much as I could. So don't hate and enjoy. =)

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We start this holiday by placing two torches on the table. These torches symbolize the start of a new holiday.

Sanctifying this holiday:
We start with raising out first bucket of milk and thanking Notch for giving us milk. Drink the entire cup of wine and refill.
Everyone at the seder table will wash their bodies in a near by water block.
Prepare a bucket of water that everyone will dip their rotten flesh into twice. This flesh symbolizes our origins and the salt water symbolizes the tears that were shed during slavery.
The middle bread on the plate will be split into halves, one half is put with the rest, and the other will be placed in some paper and will be hidden for the children to find.

Telling the story:
Before we read the story, we begin by asking the four questions:
The youngest at the table will read this.
1. On all other nights we eat cake or bread; on this night, why only bread?
2. On all other nights we eat foods of any kind; on this night, why bitter foods?
3. On all other nights we do not even dip once; on this night why do we dip twice?
4. On all other nights we eat our meals in any manner; on this night why do we sit around the table together in a reclining position?
Everyone else responds:
We were once slaves to Steve in The Nether, and Notch brought us out with a strong outstretched arm. And if Notch had not brought our ancestors out of The Nether, we and our children and our children's children would still be subjugated to Steve in The Nether. Even if we were all old and wise and learned in books, we would still be commanded to tell the story of Exodus from The Nether. And the more we talk about the Exodus from The Nether, the more we are praiseworthy.

The telling of the story continues:
While the Testificates endured the harsh slavery in The Nether, Notch chose a a Testificate by the name of Villager to lead the Testificates out of The Nether. Villager encountered Notch in the form of a burning piece of Netherack. Notch told Villager to demand Steve to let his people go. Villager went to Steve and demanded that he let his people go. But Steve hardened his heart and refused to let the people go. That is why god sent the 10 Plagues.

The ten plagues:
1. All the water turned to lava and was undrinkable.
2. Creepers spawned in everywhere causing massive destruction.
3. Lice was in every ones hair.
4. New beasts spawned in with the name of Pigmen.
5. All the livestock got sick and died.
6. Every ones newly downloaded skin got all glitchy.
7. It started raining lava and explosive fire balls.
8. A newly devastating creature by the name of Ghasts could spawn.
9. The world around got all dark and hazy.
10. The Nether was banished to a far off realm where no one could get in or out.

For the second plague there is a song famously used in the haggadah.

One morning when Steve woke up, their were creepers at the window and creepers near his bed. The creepers had two toes and didn't have a nose. Creepers here, creepers there, creepers making wholes quite everywhere!
One morning when Steve woke up, their were creepers at the window and creepers near his bed. The creepers had two toes and didn't have a nose. Creepers here, creepers there, creepers making wholes quite everywhere!
Creepers here, creepers there, creepers making wholes quite everywhere! Even wearing his underwear!

After the banishing of The Nether, Steve told him he didn't want them to stay and told them to move out. All the Testificates got their belongings and left immediately. None of them had the materials or time to make cake so they got a LOT of bread and packed off to leave. After leaving the area Steve made them work, they all looked to Villager and asked him what do we do know and how do we leave The Nether. At tat very moment, Notch told Villager that he had to place obsidian in a 5x3 rectangle. Villager got to work on doing that, but he realized that behind him was Steve and his army wanting them back as slaves. As Villager finished Notch told him to light the bottom of the rectangle. As he did a portal appeared and they all went inside which brought them to a safe world. As everyone got in, Steve tried to get in but Notch had closed the portal forever that could only activate again if another one was built in the real world. Thus, setting the Testificates free.

Preparing the meal:
The second bucket of milk is drunken.
Everyone washes their body again by jumping into a water block.
Everyone gets a piece of bread and before we eat we recognize that Notch commands us to eat bread because when we were finding land to settle in, we could only eat bread for we did not have anything else but bitter foods.
The ground up carrots should be placed on some bread and we recognize that we could only eat bitter foods for we did not have anything else but bread.
We then take some mashed golden apple and mix it with the carrots and put it INSIDE the bread. The golden apple symbolizes that we are free now.
Dinner is served.

After dinner:
When everyone has had their fill, the children go out and look for the hidden piece of bread. The seder will not continue until it is found. This means that the children will "Steal" the bread and "Hold it ransom." (Optional) The bread is then eaten as desert.
We fill up our third bucket of milk and drink it.
We fill up the fourth bucket of milk. With so we fill up a Cauldron with milk and it is for the prophet Jeb. We open the back door of the house to let him in. After so the fourth cup of wine is drank.

Concluding the seder:
We conclude the official part of the seder with some final words asking Notch peace between us and the players. Next year, may we be peaceful.

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Next year: Minecraft 1.3 has come out.
Added trading with Villagers.
Emeralds.
New way to enchant.
Get chain armor.
And more!

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Don't know what a Haggadah is? Check this page out.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggadah

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