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"Butter" is Spam- The Plague of Butter and how it affects us by TheCraftlandar

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PMC Blog: The Plague of o Buttero - And how it destroys us by TheCraftlandar.

Introduction:



Hello, fellow folks!



This is TheCraftlandar, and this is my first PMC blog post in this new account. (Lost password of old one and password of the email where old one was registered L) Although I have to admit this my first useful PMC blog post.



Well, as the title suggests in this blog I will talk about the called by myself o The plague of Buttero if by that you haveno t guessed what this plague is about, let me tell you that it is about SkyDoesMinecrafto s o Buttero . Now I am pretty sure that everyone know about this SkyDoesMinecraft Butter thing, and in this post I will try to teach obviously how destructive it can be. I have seen other posts trying to teach what I will teach. But this post is unique, I will teach by telling you a story.



*I have to warn before this that I am NOT a hater, I myself was a subscriber of Sky since he had around only 1000 subscribers. I do not like however o butterholicso that keep spamming places by saying BUTTER or BUDDER.

Story:



Very long ago, in the magical massive continent of Electronics and Internet, there was a large land called Youtube. A land ruled by the so-called Scholars of the College of Youtube. Some were infamous and hated, others adored and beloved. And the organization of how famous you were based on subscribers and peasants that came to view your spells. Subscribers were groups of other scholars that passed a ritual called Subscription to follow another scholar. But all in all, Subscribers did that most times because they found the spells of the other scholars interesting, entertaining, amazing, grand, helpful or even because they were friends. A inhabitant of that land which was probably a minor scholar or even a farmer and viewer of the scholaro s spells graduated in the college successfully, soon he was casting spells that attracted new subscribers. It was not long before he began to become a little bit famous, but this scholar had much more fame afterwards for he launched and casted a powerful, entertaining and lovely spell for some, it was called o Buttero (Some spell it as o Buddero ).

At first it was a wonderful spell and due to that it attracted many scholars and viewing peasants who became amazed and wondered at that spell. They loved it. It attracted hundreds of scholars and viewing peasants, made almost all of the scholars into subscribers and began to create a giant fame. That was when the butter was still good, however the scholar responsible for that accidently did not see and never saw the side-effect of such spell. He bound this viewing peasants and subscribers by mistake into a life of butter addiction. This folk became known as butter-thralls.

The butter-thralls became untamable, wanting to spread the butter-spell over everything, wishing to bring the butter-spell all over the place. In time however they of course lost this wishes and became obsessed and addicted to only saying butter. Continuing to my story, this butter-thralls became a disaster, one by one they began by making friends and other scholars of Youtube who had not become thralls repeatedly cast the same spell of butter, they began to corrupt that land of Youtube by commenting on the spells with comments such as o MORE BUTTER and etc. Soon, they spread, began to corrupt and spoil other lands such as the land of PMC. They left rubbish called Spam, around the places with Butter or Budder written on them. They began to found settlements on PMC made up of Spam and began to make them completely overrun by butter-thralls. Of course, there were sensible people, actually there were MANY of them, and of course they did not seat down quietly while the butter-thralls spoiled everywhere.

They rebelled against them, tried many methods, trying to teach them was one of the most commonly used. They resisted and the method of teaching them not to adore butter became to prove somewhat useful, the butter-thralls began to lessen, they did not disappear entirely, they still were in an extremely high quantity. After that everything is a mystery, how the butter-thrallo s existence ended, is however, a mystery to us, that hopefully we will find out one day. This scholar was called SkyDoesMinecraft.

Farewells:



I know that this is not an excellent story, the reason to that being that English is actually not my native language and is a second language for me. Spelling mistakes I also apologize for L, as I said I am not a natural English-speaker. (Io m Brazilian J)



To all butterholics, I hope this story has taught you at least something, and to all butter-haters, I hope this story had taught you that the best method of repelling this plague is by teaching this butterholics that this butter and budder things spoil everything.The teaching method WORKS, I almost once became partially butterholic but because I saw due to teaching the damage that this caused, I stopped, rethinked and realized how destructive butter and budder can become to sites, communities and youtube.

If you agree to this post, make sure you leave a diamond. :)



Farewell,



---The Craftlandar
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  • waterlubber
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Crafter
  • July 14, 2014, 9:50 am
I agree to this statement.
  • Count_Chirpa
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Architect
  • September 18, 2013, 8:23 pm
  • Count_Chirpa
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Architect
  • September 18, 2013, 8:21 pm
You people WORSHIP Sky don't you?! -_-
  • Mister_Fix
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Electrician
  • June 9, 2013, 8:27 am
People, just get mature already...
  • GTV8
  • Level 26
  • Expert Goblin
  • May 1, 2013, 4:13 pm
Really man, this is exactly what butter is, but i don't think SkydoesMinecraft ever planned that the whole butter thing would get so popular
E é bom ver que eu nao sou o unico brasileiro que assiste o Sky :D
Just for you guys who are saying I'm a dick because I do not like butter, let me explain and tell you guys that you are instead of hurting me, actually helping me. The more views and comments this article has the more exp I get. :P
Thanks for all your arguments! About 1/2 of my exp is from this!
Just because of EVERYONE SPAMMING COMMENTS, I am LEAVING THIS BLOG!!!
(But it's true. Call gold butter, just don't spam it.)
  • jcrza101
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Dragon
  • April 3, 2013, 11:07 am
DISLIKE
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  • jcrza101
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Dragon
  • April 3, 2013, 11:05 am
HATER HATER BUDDER FTW BUDDER FTW GO AWAY U HATER.
He specifically said that he's not a hater, he's just SO ANNOYED by butter spam, like YOUR COMMENT!
  • jcrza101
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Dragon
  • April 7, 2013, 8:41 am
U hater too?
No, I myself sometimes call gold butter, but I don't like it when people spam it.
  • waterlubber
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Crafter
  • July 14, 2014, 9:51 am
It's a funny thing once. Eventually it get's annoying, I wonder what the age of all the people who disliked this post is.
5 or 4 years?
i feel like these "budder is spam" blogs, are starting to become spam themselves.
I had this blog as a word document, some time ago. The reason why I hadn't posted it was because of losing my account. However, I agree that there are a LOT of them.
Ive been waiting for something like this FOREVER!!!!! Because one time, at school my friends called me a squid because i said butter is annoying, then they kept doing mean things so thanks!
  • MC_Sebbe
  • Level 17
  • Journeyman Dragonborn
  • March 29, 2013, 5:34 pm
To everybody that says butter (budder) is just a fun thing:
It's not JUST a fun thing, wherever you go you see tons of butter spams, irl, minecraft, several different games, everywhere! Everybody tries to immitate him and do the same stuff as he does. And one more thing, gold is gold and butter is butter, for me, that sound like a very weird combination xD (no hating on Sky, he's awesome :P, it's his fans/army/trolls)
hes treating this like some sort of CRAZY DEADLY epidemic
  • waterlubber
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Crafter
  • July 14, 2014, 9:59 am
It kind of is.
Look at the similarities:
An epidemic spreads quickly.
It usually has negative effects that increase the spread rate.








Sky spreads quickly.
It has negative effects (spamming budder, a drug) which increase the spread rate.
I wished I hadn't to but, this butter thing is starting to become weird. Seriously, this butterholics are starting to look like lifeless thralls.
  • Monstercjr
  • Level 28
  • Expert Geek
  • March 29, 2013, 4:56 pm
Guys. Why are you against this person? He speaks truth!
  • OddsAre612
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Mage
  • March 29, 2013, 4:37 pm
People who call what you call 'gold' butter are just showing that they're in the Sky Army, and they're proud of it. There's nothing wrong with that. They just idolize Sky because he's funny. And actually, gold ingots do look like butter, just for the record. That's my opinion. People have different opinions about different things. That's what makes the world interesting. (That's also why we have politics, but that's a different story.) So if you call it gold, then call it gold. If you call it butter, call it butter. Your choice.
  • waterlubber
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Crafter
  • July 14, 2014, 9:54 am
At least this post is respectful and reasonable. I respect your opinion, but I disagree with the excessive usage of the moniker.
Sure, it looks like butter. Butter with a TON OF YELLOW FOOD COLORING!
Iron looks more like cream cheese than butter looks like gold.
Sorry, had to say that.
  • CultofCraft
  • Level 4
  • Apprentice Engineer
  • April 19, 2013, 7:49 pm
I don't think butter is THAT yellow.
I don't care if people call gold butter, however, this butter thing is becoming spam. And spam is NEVER good.
that's not the point, the thing is these fans go around spamming LOL BUDDER!!! and it's the most annoying thing ever. If they just replace the word that's fine. but what they do is just nonsense.
They think they're cool because they say things like BUDDER! and I HATE SQUIDS! and SKY!
The real catch is that they spam it.
I FRIGGIN HATE IT when people spam to stop butter spam. YOU are the kind or person who would ban anyone on your server with a SkyDoesMinecraft skin. One of the tags is 'respect.' Why don't you respect us and use /ignore?
  • 1Son Goku1
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • March 29, 2013, 4:38 pm
I see you don't know the definition of spam.
All too many of these articles. I swear, half of the blog section is this.
  • 1Son Goku1
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • March 29, 2013, 4:51 pm
Probably because you can see that there are an even larger number of people who hate it rather than love it.
If someone created a youtube channel, and openly said 'I HATE BUTTER! ITS CALLED F*CKING G*LD!' Then he would NOT get 1,990,000 subscribers. Case closed.
  • waterlubber
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Crafter
  • July 14, 2014, 9:46 am
If someone created a youtub channel doing exactly as you have been doing on this comment section, they would not get 1 subscriber, let along 1,990,000.
In other words, stop spamming anti-anti-anti-anti-budderthings. You're doing the exact same.
Case open. No one would get 1,990,000 subs from one video. Also, I have nothing against butter, but when people spam it, the beast has been enraged.
  • Stealth724
  • Level 23
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • March 29, 2013, 4:19 pm
wow your gonna get a lot of hate..
I haven't got hate, I am a subscriber of SkyDoesMinecraft. I just don't enjoy spam
THIS, folks, IS THE TRUTH!
  • 31415926535
  • Level 42
  • Master Lava Rider
  • March 29, 2013, 3:47 pm
For everyone trying to flag this post just because he dislikes people spamming 'Budder', please stop. For everyone who goes and posts 'Budder' on other peoples post, its actually pretty mean because they worked very hard on the post (Cause usually the first post is on the pop reel), and read through the comments, hoping to see great comments, and all the see is 'Budder' until they just decide to not even read the nice comments assuming that they are just another person saying 'Budder'.
  • waterlubber
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Crafter
  • July 14, 2014, 10:01 am
Flagging is for coming across, say, porn on PMC. Or excessive cussing.
I don't see any of these on this post.
  • 31415926535
  • Level 42
  • Master Lava Rider
  • March 29, 2013, 3:49 pm
And to add to that, flagging this post just for not liking people spamming 'Budder', that is also very mean because he worked hard on this post and now you are just going to try to get it deleted because you don't like that he disapproves of you spamming 'Budder' everywhere
Who ever flagged this is just a "Sky Army Recruit" who's like "oh my gersh tis pursin dusnt lik budddddderrrr flag flag flag". That's NOT a reason to flag posts...
I like SkyDoesMinecraft, but I don't imitate him. I'm not hating on him, I'm just annoyed by his fans that imitate him. I myself am a subscriber of his, but all that butter nonsense, acting like he's a god and everything, is just taking it too far. ESPECIALLY since I've even seen used outside of Minecraft! Like, in other games, even, people have said butter instead of gold and it's really starting to annoy me. It was funny at first, but now it's annoying the heck out of me.

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