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"Butter" is Spam- The Plague of Butter and how it affects us by TheCraftlandar

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PMC Blog: The Plague of o Buttero - And how it destroys us by TheCraftlandar.

Introduction:



Hello, fellow folks!



This is TheCraftlandar, and this is my first PMC blog post in this new account. (Lost password of old one and password of the email where old one was registered L) Although I have to admit this my first useful PMC blog post.



Well, as the title suggests in this blog I will talk about the called by myself o The plague of Buttero if by that you haveno t guessed what this plague is about, let me tell you that it is about SkyDoesMinecrafto s o Buttero . Now I am pretty sure that everyone know about this SkyDoesMinecraft Butter thing, and in this post I will try to teach obviously how destructive it can be. I have seen other posts trying to teach what I will teach. But this post is unique, I will teach by telling you a story.



*I have to warn before this that I am NOT a hater, I myself was a subscriber of Sky since he had around only 1000 subscribers. I do not like however o butterholicso that keep spamming places by saying BUTTER or BUDDER.

Story:



Very long ago, in the magical massive continent of Electronics and Internet, there was a large land called Youtube. A land ruled by the so-called Scholars of the College of Youtube. Some were infamous and hated, others adored and beloved. And the organization of how famous you were based on subscribers and peasants that came to view your spells. Subscribers were groups of other scholars that passed a ritual called Subscription to follow another scholar. But all in all, Subscribers did that most times because they found the spells of the other scholars interesting, entertaining, amazing, grand, helpful or even because they were friends. A inhabitant of that land which was probably a minor scholar or even a farmer and viewer of the scholaro s spells graduated in the college successfully, soon he was casting spells that attracted new subscribers. It was not long before he began to become a little bit famous, but this scholar had much more fame afterwards for he launched and casted a powerful, entertaining and lovely spell for some, it was called o Buttero (Some spell it as o Buddero ).

At first it was a wonderful spell and due to that it attracted many scholars and viewing peasants who became amazed and wondered at that spell. They loved it. It attracted hundreds of scholars and viewing peasants, made almost all of the scholars into subscribers and began to create a giant fame. That was when the butter was still good, however the scholar responsible for that accidently did not see and never saw the side-effect of such spell. He bound this viewing peasants and subscribers by mistake into a life of butter addiction. This folk became known as butter-thralls.

The butter-thralls became untamable, wanting to spread the butter-spell over everything, wishing to bring the butter-spell all over the place. In time however they of course lost this wishes and became obsessed and addicted to only saying butter. Continuing to my story, this butter-thralls became a disaster, one by one they began by making friends and other scholars of Youtube who had not become thralls repeatedly cast the same spell of butter, they began to corrupt that land of Youtube by commenting on the spells with comments such as o MORE BUTTER and etc. Soon, they spread, began to corrupt and spoil other lands such as the land of PMC. They left rubbish called Spam, around the places with Butter or Budder written on them. They began to found settlements on PMC made up of Spam and began to make them completely overrun by butter-thralls. Of course, there were sensible people, actually there were MANY of them, and of course they did not seat down quietly while the butter-thralls spoiled everywhere.

They rebelled against them, tried many methods, trying to teach them was one of the most commonly used. They resisted and the method of teaching them not to adore butter became to prove somewhat useful, the butter-thralls began to lessen, they did not disappear entirely, they still were in an extremely high quantity. After that everything is a mystery, how the butter-thrallo s existence ended, is however, a mystery to us, that hopefully we will find out one day. This scholar was called SkyDoesMinecraft.

Farewells:



I know that this is not an excellent story, the reason to that being that English is actually not my native language and is a second language for me. Spelling mistakes I also apologize for L, as I said I am not a natural English-speaker. (Io m Brazilian J)



To all butterholics, I hope this story has taught you at least something, and to all butter-haters, I hope this story had taught you that the best method of repelling this plague is by teaching this butterholics that this butter and budder things spoil everything.The teaching method WORKS, I almost once became partially butterholic but because I saw due to teaching the damage that this caused, I stopped, rethinked and realized how destructive butter and budder can become to sites, communities and youtube.

If you agree to this post, make sure you leave a diamond. :)



Farewell,



---The Craftlandar
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07/14/2014 1:50 pm
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I agree to this statement.
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09/19/2013 12:23 am
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09/19/2013 12:21 am
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You people WORSHIP Sky don't you?! -_-
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06/09/2013 12:27 pm
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People, just get mature already...
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05/25/2013 12:03 am
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05/25/2013 12:02 am
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05/01/2013 8:13 pm
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Really man, this is exactly what butter is, but i don't think SkydoesMinecraft ever planned that the whole butter thing would get so popular
E é bom ver que eu nao sou o unico brasileiro que assiste o Sky :D
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05/01/2013 6:08 pm
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TheCraftlandar
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Just for you guys who are saying I'm a dick because I do not like butter, let me explain and tell you guys that you are instead of hurting me, actually helping me. The more views and comments this article has the more exp I get. :P
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04/25/2013 6:23 am
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CoolCrafter135
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Thanks for all your arguments! About 1/2 of my exp is from this!
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04/04/2013 6:20 am
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CoolCrafter135
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Just because of EVERYONE SPAMMING COMMENTS, I am LEAVING THIS BLOG!!!
(But it's true. Call gold butter, just don't spam it.)
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