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avatar GrayRemnant
Level 56 : Grandmaster Senpai
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My friends, we have found ourselves in dire circumstances. PMC as we know it may be about to end. If you’re reading this, please make haste to your doom bunker immediately.

I’m speaking, of course, about the diamond shortage that threatens our very way of life. What diamond shortage, you ask? Try giving this article a diamond and find out. That’s right, as of 3:39:15 ET nobody on PMC can give diamonds. NOBODY!

This is clearly an ancient prophecy that is reaching fruition. Long ago it was foretold that every diamond on PMC would vanish without a trace. Then fire would rain from the sky and scorch the very planes of the earth, killing our livestock and burning down our houses (unless you chose to build yours out of iron, in which case you’re still OK).

But even if you have an iron house, the next part of the prophecy speaks of ocean waves obliterating the coastlines and great earthquakes that will sink castles and cities into the depths of the earth. Then famine and blight will wipe out the remaining animals and vegetation that survived the fire storms, and there will be nuclear bombs exploding overhead, covering the planet’s surface in a haze of radioactivity.

All will perish in this nightmare scenario (unless you live in an obsidian house at the bottom of the ocean with a built in farm and a hearty supply of iodine pills). The end is nigh, fill your pockets with whatever you can find and repent for your sins! REPENT I SAY!!!

. . .

Well, that or there’s some minor glitch that the admins will fix in a few minutes.


Update (2/1/15 - 8:22:34)

Crisis averted!  The diamond shortage is over.  Someone must have obtained the magical gem of Zarthos and placed it on the Alter of Pharinx, thus reverting the balance of energy within the universe to its original state.  That or someone fixed the glitch.  We'll never know for sure.  :P
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Update #1 : 02/01/2015 8:25:05 pmFeb 1st, 2015

Crisis Averted!

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  • YuriofWind11
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Explorer
  • February 14, 2016, 6:56 am
Gives a diamond
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • February 14, 2016, 4:33 pm
Much obliged.  ^.^
  • SteamFan
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Network
  • December 25, 2015, 9:13 am
Lol, Best. end. of. world. prophecy. ever.
Diamonds for you
  • Juan21HT
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Miner
  • November 1, 2015, 8:59 pm
I GAVE A DIAMONEd
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • November 1, 2015, 10:39 pm
Thanks bud!  ;)
  • Juan21HT
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Miner
  • November 1, 2015, 8:58 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOO"pauses"
AHhh yeah! !
  • Beverly
  • Level 65
  • High Grandmaster Explorer
  • October 9, 2015, 3:30 pm
This is just... *falls into laughter* Hilariously good!
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • October 9, 2015, 7:23 pm
Thanks!  I'm glad you liked it.  :D
  • Caporal Dxl
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Ranger
  • September 2, 2015, 11:40 pm
Now the all mighty gods should make the actual PMC users give diamonds!
nice joke grey everyone gives diamonds
  • Jewelman
  • Level 40
  • Master Blockhead
  • July 24, 2015, 4:16 pm
Barely...
Oh No wait this is the first one And I'm guessing it is Fixed XD
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • June 20, 2015, 12:51 pm
Yeah, it was fixed.  ;)
  • Selene011
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Archer
  • May 27, 2015, 6:16 am
omg I WILL BUILD
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • May 27, 2015, 12:43 pm
Bit late for that.  We've already got new problems to deal with.  xD
  • Selene011
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Archer
  • May 30, 2015, 10:32 am
so?
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • May 30, 2015, 10:55 am
I don't think there's anything you can build to counter an intergalactic penguin holocaust.  :P
  • Selene011
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Archer
  • May 30, 2015, 12:35 pm
there IS wait a  minuete

i need to do this
I think you gave me a building idea...
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • April 21, 2015, 1:04 pm
I can't wait to see it.  :)
*Gets out from bunker, checks computer, IT TWAS TRUE. NO, NOTHING, NO NOTIFICATIONS!*
  • Kyoko Tomato
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Princess
  • March 22, 2015, 2:50 pm
151st diamond too, starting the hundred fifties!
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 22, 2015, 2:59 pm
LOL!  Ikr.
  • Kyoko Tomato
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Princess
  • March 22, 2015, 2:29 pm
Lol, this is cool! xD "Well, that or there's some minor glitch that the admins will fix in a few minutes." WOw lol. That just completely made me laugh, you saying the world will end, or it is a tiny bug that wont hurt anything but peoples reputation xD
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 22, 2015, 2:40 pm
Glad you liked it!  ;)
  • Kyoko Tomato
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Princess
  • March 22, 2015, 2:42 pm
:D I like it all right xD Funny stuff like dis is the best lol
  • GS64
  • Level 10
  • Journeyman Artist
  • March 19, 2015, 12:48 am
lol i didn't now that red diamonds could be so angry ;)
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 19, 2015, 8:01 am
Red diamonds ON FIRE!  That's an important detail.  ;)
XD
  • rupert
  • Contest Judge
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Goblin
  • March 16, 2015, 12:08 pm
i belive that testing of new weaponery i'm developing pulled all the energy in the universe to a single point, creating a black hole.
The Kernal Empire then created a wight hole and fixed the dire situation.
offical document from the sinister arcives.
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 16, 2015, 1:41 pm
LOL!  Does the Kernal Empire exist in an alternate universe?  Because otherwise I don't see how they survived an energy displacement of that magnitude.  :P
  • rupert
  • Contest Judge
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Goblin
  • March 17, 2015, 9:11 am
we used some time vessels and we survived! :D
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 17, 2015, 3:00 pm
Ah, I see.  Clever.  ;)
  • chasedig
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Network
  • March 15, 2015, 7:22 pm
i was not here for the PMC apopalypse!
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 15, 2015, 7:44 pm
Which means it either never happened, or you're already dead.  o.o
  • Kyoko Tomato
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Princess
  • March 22, 2015, 2:43 pm
Probably already dead, living as artificial intelligince with no clue you are dead
  • RenegadeRad
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • March 14, 2015, 5:43 am
Should i raid a store and go to my panic bunker?
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 14, 2015, 1:24 pm
Absolutely!  Make sure your bunker is equipped with an oxygen supply, and a small farm with fluorescent lighting.  :P
  • RenegadeRad
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • March 15, 2015, 11:00 pm
And pigs?
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 16, 2015, 1:23 am
They need lots of attention for little gain.  If I were you, I'd get used to being a vegan.  :P
  • NovaCat3
  • Level 19
  • Journeyman Pokemon
  • March 18, 2015, 3:29 pm
No. Chicken are the best.
  • RenegadeRad
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • March 16, 2015, 2:26 am
Nah XD
  • RenegadeRad
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • March 16, 2015, 2:35 am
BTW is that all true? and that is a legit poster tho XD
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 16, 2015, 1:38 pm
Not really.  A few weeks ago, there was a temporary glitch on PMC that prevented anybody from giving diamonds.  So, I wrote a bit of hyperbole on the issue.  :P
  • Orbiter
  • Level 42
  • Master Fox
  • March 11, 2015, 2:05 pm
Do I have to panic in the streets now?
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 11, 2015, 2:50 pm
Yes.  It's required.  :P
  • Orbiter
  • Level 42
  • Master Fox
  • March 11, 2015, 2:59 pm
*Turns off computer*
**Slams door*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • memegod298
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • March 10, 2015, 12:42 pm
Thankfully I hadn't arrived to the magic world of PMC during this horrible crisis..thankfully it's over now
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 10, 2015, 1:19 pm
You lucked out.  The death toll was in the hundreds of billions.
  • Kyoko Tomato
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Princess
  • March 22, 2015, 2:44 pm
Ouch, thats a chunk of the earth's population. Yikes?
This is the best way to react in times of crisis
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 2, 2015, 12:37 pm
I agree.  Remaining calm and collected is soooo overrated.  :P
  • North Garms
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Toast
  • March 1, 2015, 3:56 am
lol XD
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • March 1, 2015, 12:54 pm
Jeez!  This thing is still getting attention?  Thanks, buddy!  ;)
  • Kyoko Tomato
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Princess
  • March 22, 2015, 2:45 pm
Of course its getting attention, its funny
  • TreXCro
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Architect
  • February 21, 2015, 1:14 pm
101th comment,NICE WORK..........May the death rain upon all of as.( /nuke command LOL)
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • February 21, 2015, 2:34 pm
Thank you!  There may be another prophecy that has something to do with 101 comments.  I'll have to look into it.  o.O
  • Luponix
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Fish
  • February 13, 2015, 2:20 am
:D i would build a base in the sky  = cant get destroyed by flying diamondes  earthquakes or tsunamis
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • February 13, 2015, 12:18 pm
Is it nuke proof?  :P
  • Luponix
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Fish
  • February 16, 2015, 9:27 am
who would fire nukes at my skybase ...
only the people who know that they will die and i will survive .....
but anyone else ? :D

but youre right there is no base that can resist everything ...
great job  +diamond
                  +sub
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • February 16, 2015, 12:18 pm
"who would fire nukes at my skybase?"

List of people/entities that would fire a nuke at your skybase:
-Skynet
-Dr. Strangelove
-Vladimir Putin
-Ultron
-Bruce Willis (if he mistook your skybase for a meteor threatening all mankind)

:P
Ultron would TOTALLY try to nuke your skybase.
Just As Your Rank Suggests,You're An Expert Architect!
  • Kyoko Tomato
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Princess
  • March 22, 2015, 2:46 pm
Now its not EXPERT ITS ARTISAN! lol xD
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • February 13, 2015, 12:18 pm
I'm glad you think so!  Thanks for that!  :)
If I was alive when this happened.
*Creates nether portal*
Ahh the nether is so less dead than the overworld.
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • February 10, 2015, 12:07 pm
LOL!  Turns out that all the diamonds that disappeared ended up in the nether.
  • Arcane Owl
  • Level 26
  • Expert Nerd
  • February 8, 2015, 4:20 am
i know the diamond shortage was real but that was SO FUNNY WELL DONE :)
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • February 8, 2015, 12:27 pm
Glad you liked it!  :)
  • IXAnakinXI
  • Level 39
  • Artisan Architect
  • February 6, 2015, 1:59 pm
Just saw this right now Gray, and I gotta say, you make every situation a laughable one. You should be a storyteller :P
  • GrayRemnant
  • Level 56
  • Grandmaster Senpai
  • February 6, 2015, 3:22 pm
I'm glad you liked it!  I was considering writing a fictional story about one of my builds.  Maybe after I finish the project I'm working on right now.

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