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Welcome all of you who want to know the truth. All of these stories of lies and fakes make me think about everything. After studying through many .com's and .au's, I have found the truth about how Minecraft was created. Also, I just realised i'm posting this the day the contest is suppost to stop taking blogs :D. One more thing, this is OBVIOUSLY a joke blog! ANOTHER one more thing, this does kind of relate to how Steve came alone in the world.
It all started one night. Someone was a little bit hyper. I can't say his name, so we'll go by his nickname, Notch. Anyways, this Notch guy had drunk a bit too much of red cordial, and he started thinking. He said something to his brother, who again we can't say his real name. So again, we are going by the name Herobrine. So, Notch said to Herobrine "Dude, blocks." Herobrine was so amazed by this idea he fell off of his chair and killed himself. Notch decided he would do something to remember his brother. He didn't really care for his death though.
So, the next day, Notch went on a journey to start making a game. Copying off of MANY games, he decided to name his game 'Minecraft' after someone saying he should use it. He then stole the name, showing no credit to the guy who gave him the name. He started with a green huggy bear. He decided to call it a creeper for no apparent reason whatsoever. During an interview, Notch said the Creeper came to his game on purpose and there should be no other theories. He then invented the basic animals you would find in allot of other games, he would ALSO add lots of items and blocks you can find on TONS of other games. After many copyright infringements, he started to get money off of this game.
Eventually, Notch had found that he had this stockload of money. He thinks that with each new update he adds a 0 to the amount of zero's in his money (1000). So he started adding zero's to his update names, as he thought it would bring him to be cooler and richer. Notch had remembered his brother when 1.8 came out (the other 1.8). So he decided he would make a fake story, post it online as an alternate account and add Herobrine to the game. But when he was adding the numbers for the character (1: passive 2: aggressive 3: neutral and 4: Slenderman type guy who follows you), he accidentally chose 4 because he is blind and we have no idea how he even made everything else.
Eventually, Notch remembered that he made a main character, called Steve. Before Notch was about to add an update that brang in vibrant characters filled with things to do and a talking and interacting setting, Notch fell in lava and blamed it on Steve. He realised he had all of his money in his pockets, and couldn't pay for the final payment of the interacting GUI button. So, he added mindless villages. But, these villagers were WAY smarter. They updated themselves to the point where they drove Steve insane with constant humming and horrible deals. This drove Steve to the brink of insanity and Steve never talked to anyone again.
The next day, Notch left Minecraft because of an unknown reason and gave the company Mojang to Microsoft. Steve was never found but a whole lot of his excrement was found at the door of villages houses. Bill Gates removed Herobrine from the game, aaaand Steve still hides from everyone. This is the only true version of how Minecraft is Minecraft. If you don't believe me, ask the cake. Lots of people say it's a lie, but I LOVE IT!
It all started one night. Someone was a little bit hyper. I can't say his name, so we'll go by his nickname, Notch. Anyways, this Notch guy had drunk a bit too much of red cordial, and he started thinking. He said something to his brother, who again we can't say his real name. So again, we are going by the name Herobrine. So, Notch said to Herobrine "Dude, blocks." Herobrine was so amazed by this idea he fell off of his chair and killed himself. Notch decided he would do something to remember his brother. He didn't really care for his death though.
So, the next day, Notch went on a journey to start making a game. Copying off of MANY games, he decided to name his game 'Minecraft' after someone saying he should use it. He then stole the name, showing no credit to the guy who gave him the name. He started with a green huggy bear. He decided to call it a creeper for no apparent reason whatsoever. During an interview, Notch said the Creeper came to his game on purpose and there should be no other theories. He then invented the basic animals you would find in allot of other games, he would ALSO add lots of items and blocks you can find on TONS of other games. After many copyright infringements, he started to get money off of this game.
Eventually, Notch had found that he had this stockload of money. He thinks that with each new update he adds a 0 to the amount of zero's in his money (1000). So he started adding zero's to his update names, as he thought it would bring him to be cooler and richer. Notch had remembered his brother when 1.8 came out (the other 1.8). So he decided he would make a fake story, post it online as an alternate account and add Herobrine to the game. But when he was adding the numbers for the character (1: passive 2: aggressive 3: neutral and 4: Slenderman type guy who follows you), he accidentally chose 4 because he is blind and we have no idea how he even made everything else.
Eventually, Notch remembered that he made a main character, called Steve. Before Notch was about to add an update that brang in vibrant characters filled with things to do and a talking and interacting setting, Notch fell in lava and blamed it on Steve. He realised he had all of his money in his pockets, and couldn't pay for the final payment of the interacting GUI button. So, he added mindless villages. But, these villagers were WAY smarter. They updated themselves to the point where they drove Steve insane with constant humming and horrible deals. This drove Steve to the brink of insanity and Steve never talked to anyone again.
The next day, Notch left Minecraft because of an unknown reason and gave the company Mojang to Microsoft. Steve was never found but a whole lot of his excrement was found at the door of villages houses. Bill Gates removed Herobrine from the game, aaaand Steve still hides from everyone. This is the only true version of how Minecraft is Minecraft. If you don't believe me, ask the cake. Lots of people say it's a lie, but I LOVE IT!
Please do not open me (or should you for more info?)
Notch was tricked out of selling Mojang! Notch is kind of, as we say it, homosexual. When Google jumped from their company to Mojang, asking for Minecraft for 2.3 billion dollars. Notch said 500 bill or STFU. Google said 1v1 me get rekt mate. And Notch went to the showers. During the shower, an employee from Google hoppen in and said he would take a shower if he signed a note. Notch signed the note and had an 8 hour shower with this person. Nobody has heard from this person ever since.
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