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The time when Steve went to a new land but decided to leave because of the bugs and lava

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DIAMONDZ4ever
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I stood and looked at this wonder before me,

This beautiful land that I see,

The big rolling hills,

The sweet lava pools,

They make me feel happy and free.

I jump off the boat and stroll through the grass,

The knee-high brush full of bugs,

Till I fall on my face,

With not one bit of grace,

As a dangerous insect bites me, and shrugs.

I get to my feet and limp to a mountain,

So beautiful it almost looks like a fountain,

But I have no time to wonder at beauty,
I have to clean this wound the bug gave me!

I think as I pour on peroxide.

Then I stop to pick up a pretty Daisy Oxeye.

This beautiful land is no fun at all!
It’s full of bugs that make me get hurt and fall!

I stand up to leave in my boat,

But I realize, it did not stay afloat!

Then I sigh, and turn around, disappointed.

When I see a girl, with one arm disjointed.

That's weird, I think, waving hello.

Then I notice she's holding a big bowl of jello!

She offers me some, and I take it, and smile,

Then I ask her if her name is Kyle.

"No", she answers, "I'm Alex", she says.

"Oh, my name is Steve, and I am a mess!"

She laughs and I turn and chuckle too,

Then suddenly she's gone, and something says moo.

So I sigh and hop into the lake,

But alas, as I find out too late,

This lake is full of lava!

I try to swim to the side and get out,

But I can’t, so I close my eyes and open my mouth

And I yawn.

I open my eyes only to see,

I end up back at spawn!

Woopie.
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Update #1 : 03/21/2017 11:23:07 pm3/21/17

I had to make it 300 words.

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This is an amazing blog!!!
So funny...
:)
  • Spatizimer
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Architect
  • April 30, 2017, 10:35 am
Hilarious!!
Thank you!
  • LStar Gaming
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Network
  • April 18, 2017, 6:17 am
You do realise that you have made it to the top 50 finalists right? Dont believe me? Check it out yourself!
Um, yeah. Cool, right?
  • Chimalus
  • Contest Judge
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Artist
  • April 11, 2017, 12:51 am
Good enough reasons to leave, I suppose.
lol :)
  • 2003llh
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Artist
  • March 29, 2017, 5:13 am
sir sir, clearly in the rules it states 'Do not use images, text or videos created by other people'
Oh Ill take it off.
I Like It, Made Me Laugh Inside. FYI I don't laugh a lot
Thanks!
I hope it has enough words:)
  • striker107
  • Level 17
  • Journeyman Blacksmith
  • March 22, 2017, 3:20 am
It has exactly 300 words.
Oh, good! I added just enough!
  • AkirAssasin
  • Level 27
  • Expert Ninja
  • March 21, 2017, 3:13 pm
I think you forgot to label it as a contest entry :)
I did, it just got disqualified because it didn't have 300 words. I'm adding them now.
Hope you guys like it!
(My specialty is funny things, if you haven't noticed.)
  • striker107
  • Level 17
  • Journeyman Blacksmith
  • March 20, 2017, 7:02 pm
It needs to be at least 300 words and I only counted 214, just telling you to make sure you have enough.
oh, okay, I'll add some tomorrow.

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