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Now minecraft may be boring, and that's why i'm here!
To make minecraft better!
So this is what i think should be added to Minecraft!
(please don't take this seriously)
NUMBER 1: BALOONICORNS!
Bring the mayor of Pyroland into minecraft!
He will make it much happier,brighter,and funner!
(Is funner even a word?)
You can ride on him and kill noobs with your sword,ahem,lollipop AT THE SAME TIME!
NUMBER 2: Beluga whales!
They're the cows of the sea!
You can ride on them underwater and you can also milk it!
Be warned: they're dangerous!
If you manage to piss one off, it will deal 990 hearts of damage,So beware!
NUMBER 3:WORK DOGS!
These are a rare breed of the Wolf.
You can make a work dog by adding a mining hat onto it
and then give it a pickaxe.
Who knew?
NUMBER 5:COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!
o When life gives you lemons, dono t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I dono t want your lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeo s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? Io m the man whoo s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Io m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!o
Cave Johnson here,signing out.
NUMBER 6: POTATO!
Oh wait, we already made them.
NUMBER 7:ICE-SICKLES!
It is a food product that heals you instead of feeding you're crappy food bar.
It also has the happiness effect for 9 seconds. happiness is Weakness 2
fire resistance 1,and strength 3.
NUMBER 8:VOICE CHAT!
IT'JOHN MADDENSJOHN MADDENHIL I LIKEL MYJOHN MADDEN FARM POTATO!
HEREHUR GREJOHN MADDEN AT!JOHNMADDEN SINCE 1791!
OKAJOHNMADDENYI REGRET THJOHN MADDEN IS FOOTBALL
NUMBER 9: PANDAS!
They eat sugar cane.
You can tame them to fight ocelots!
They deal a quarter of a heart of damage.
Don't mess with them noobs!
NUMBER 10:MINECRAFT!
We should totally make a update that makes it to where people can build whatever thy want and craft armor and fancy thy-selves by killing zombies,spiders,and oooh..Wait...
To make minecraft better!
So this is what i think should be added to Minecraft!
(please don't take this seriously)
NUMBER 1: BALOONICORNS!
Bring the mayor of Pyroland into minecraft!
He will make it much happier,brighter,and funner!
(Is funner even a word?)
You can ride on him and kill noobs with your sword,ahem,lollipop AT THE SAME TIME!
NUMBER 2: Beluga whales!
They're the cows of the sea!
You can ride on them underwater and you can also milk it!
Be warned: they're dangerous!
If you manage to piss one off, it will deal 990 hearts of damage,So beware!
NUMBER 3:WORK DOGS!
These are a rare breed of the Wolf.
You can make a work dog by adding a mining hat onto it
and then give it a pickaxe.
Who knew?
NUMBER 5:COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!
o When life gives you lemons, dono t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I dono t want your lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeo s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? Io m the man whoo s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Io m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!o
Cave Johnson here,signing out.
NUMBER 6: POTATO!
Oh wait, we already made them.
NUMBER 7:ICE-SICKLES!
It is a food product that heals you instead of feeding you're crappy food bar.
It also has the happiness effect for 9 seconds. happiness is Weakness 2
fire resistance 1,and strength 3.
NUMBER 8:VOICE CHAT!
IT'JOHN MADDENSJOHN MADDENHIL I LIKEL MYJOHN MADDEN FARM POTATO!
HEREHUR GREJOHN MADDEN AT!JOHNMADDEN SINCE 1791!
OKAJOHNMADDENYI REGRET THJOHN MADDEN IS FOOTBALL
NUMBER 9: PANDAS!
They eat sugar cane.
You can tame them to fight ocelots!
They deal a quarter of a heart of damage.
Don't mess with them noobs!
NUMBER 10:MINECRAFT!
We should totally make a update that makes it to where people can build whatever thy want and craft armor and fancy thy-selves by killing zombies,spiders,and oooh..Wait...
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