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Let's just balloon get started then...






Usagi: Okay animatronics, first of all we have to give them a tour of PB's mindscape, and teach them how it works!
Springtrap: I Springtrap: I can't be stuffed *lying down on couch*
Usagi: Shut up Springtrap -.- so anyway first of all we have-
Bonbon: MY FABULOUS BEDROOM!
Usagi: I was actually going to say we all live in Freddy Fazbear's pizzaria in a green flowery meadow between worlds...
Freddy: That's nice and all but shouldn't we clean up this mess? *holding up last train of thought, heaps of pieces of paper stuck together*
Usagi: *sweatdrop, runs outside* So here is where all of PB's fandoms are. There's Lemon house from squid girl and
Creepypasta Mansion, for example. But past that horizon of trees is the elephant graveyard. That's for... Um...
Toy Chica: You don't know, do you rabbit ears?
Usagi: Shut it naked duckface -.-
Shadow/purple Freddy: So these are PB's other oc's, Endra and Erin... You might see them elsewhere...
Erin: *asleep*
Endra: *flying around* =D
Usagi: Uh anyway... That's the first one done... O.O
Freddy: USAGI COME CLEAN YOUR 
ROOM
Usagi: BYE!!!





Scenario 1: A balloon heated arguement




Random Kid: Hey miss, who's that yellow bird over there? The one with the Let's Party bib...
Human Usagi: Oh, that's just naked ugly stupid duckface =3
Toy Chica: *head slowly turns around to face Usagi creepy child laughter in the background* WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Human Usagi: You heard what I said, and I meant it! *sticks tongue out*
Toy Chica: *picks up by pigtails* TAKE THAT BACK

Human Usagi: Hey... PUT ME DOWN NAKED UGLY STUPID DUCKFACE
Toy Chica: STUPID RABBIT EARS -.-
Human Usagi: That's hardly an insult, MY NAME IS USAGI BUNNY RABBIT (Rabbit bunny rabbit)
Entire Pizzaria: O.O
Toy Chica: *falls over in surprise and Usagi gets away*

Human Usagi: Hey, I win!



Usagi: *peeks into pirate cove* Hello? =3
Foxy: Aye, lass, what was it that ye be wantin'?
Usagi: I wanna play and nobody's willing to play with me, even plushtrap is busy!
Plushtrap: *Music playing, sitting on toilet reading*

Foxy: Oh, aye, *gets idea* Were you wantin' to play pirates?
Usagi: *eyes sparkle* Aye!
Foxy: *climbs aboard pirate ship* Yaar haar fiddledi dee, bein' a pirate be fine by me! Do what ye want 'cause a pirate be free, ye be a
pirate!
Usagi: *climbs on too* Yaar haar fiddledi dee, bein' a pirate be all that I need, I'll do what I want 'cause a pirate be free, I be a pirate!
Foxy: Hoist the flag and lift the anchor!
Usagi: Now we be pick'n up speed cap'n!
Foxy: Today be a fine day fer our sailin'!
Usagi: Let's get goin' b'fore it start's hailin'!
Foxy: Wait, hail? *climbs up to crow's nest* Land ho! Stop by here lass, we'll take a break fer lunch.
Usagi: Thank ye fer playing with me! *walking away*
Foxy: It be no trouble, lass, no trouble at all!
LATER
Chica: And that's how you cook a pizza. Usagi? Are you listening?
Usagi: *staring at pizza with mouth watering* Aye lass, now be it possible that we be able to have that pizza?
Chica: Uh... Sure, but why are you talking like Foxy?





Charles (Charlie) The Purple Guy: *checks cams*
Usagi: HIYA CHARLIE-NII-SAN! *pops up on other side of desk*
Charlie: W- Usagi -.- I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISTRACT ME DURING MY WORK!
Usagi: But you're too tired during the day, onii-san :(



Charlie: Let me do my work Usagi... And I'm not your big brother :/
Usagi: Alright! I'll be normal as possible then. *sits next to charlie* Charrliieeeeeeeeee-niiiiiiii-saaaaaaannn
Charlie: Ugh,
what?
Usagi: I'm boreeeeeeeedddd
Bonbon: I can remedy that!
Charlie: *burie
s face in hands* I'm surprised they still pay me with these nutcases around...
Bonbon: But isn't your JOB to watch us?
Charlie: And for burglars!
Usagi: I don't think you... Um... Need to worry about... Burglars O.O *looking at Marionette*
Marionette: *putting pieces of paper with possible ships on wall*
Oh, we could try either Bonnie x Usagi or Bonnie x Freddy...
Freddy: What the h-hell Puppet? *rips fronnie ship off wall*
Marionette: *ignores and puts up more ships and replaces Fronnie sheet*
Bonnie: *walks in* What am I miss- o.o
Charlie: *covers Usagi's eyes*




Usagi: I'm not a kid you know onii-san!
Charlie: I-it's not that o.o
Marionette: *putting up Charlie x Usagi sheet on wall*




Bonnie: Awww....
Charlie: What are YOU so disappointed about?
Usagi: *pulls Charlie's hand off her eyes* O.O Ehehehehe *sweatdrop* MARION WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING MEEEEE
Marion: Because I need to find your OTP O.O *keeps putting up ships*
Usagi: THIS IS SCARY
Freddy: PUPPET CLEAN THIS UP... Right now... O.O *still staring at fronnie ship*




Usagi: BECAUSE IT'S MEANT TO BE~!
Freddy: Oh not you too.
Charlie: *sweatdrop, looks at Usagi* Noooooo, that ship is totally not true...... Right?
Bonnie: Nah, because she must be mine >:D
Charlie: YOU WERE LISTENING?!?
Freddy: THAT'S IT *puts up ship of JJ and Marionette*
JJ: *Appears using her dark magic* W
HAT IS THIS BALLOON SORCERY
Freddy: THIS SHIP
Marion: Freddy... That's already a thing... You suck at shipping...
Freddy: D:
Charlie: OH LOOK 6 AM TIME TO GET OUTTA THIS MADSHIPHOUSE
Usagi: Aww, why don't you stay
forever?
Charlie: O.O


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  • IsaraChan
  • Level 1
  • New Crafter
  • November 29, 2015, 11:20 am
xD
  • InkSpot
  • Level 1
  • New Explorer
  • November 14, 2015, 7:35 am
This is aboustly halrious. In an good way
Thank you, balloon. XDDD
  • paaradoxxed
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Pirate
  • October 27, 2015, 2:46 am
"Madshiphouse" XD
Tis the balloon maddest type of madhouse XD
Charlie: SERIOUSLY LEAVE MEH ALONEEE
  • paaradoxxed
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Pirate
  • October 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
XD
  • Sardonyx
  • Level 44
  • Master Pixel Painter
  • October 18, 2015, 9:31 am
XD
lol wait is this stuff about fnaf o.o
fnaf is so creepy!!!!!
Fnaf is the only stuff in my brain XD balloon
i tried a fan version of it... now i dont want to play the actual thing XD
I have all balloon four games *puts sunnies on* and I only cried for 10 days.
... wow i dont know if that is a record or something... e.e
the fan game i started on was the 2nd. i stopped playing before night 1 was even over. what i saw on the cameras was WAY too creepy...
Like... What, balloon?
i was meaning WAY too creepy to say '-_-
btw i read your bio. now i understand why this stuff is fnaf related XD
Because my life is balloon all FNAF XD
  • MagicDoggo
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Blacksmith
  • October 16, 2015, 11:02 am
hehehhehehe
Cx
  • MagicDoggo
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Blacksmith
  • October 16, 2015, 1:25 pm
Why is Toy Chica so annoying?
I don't know. I don't balloon like her...
  • MagicDoggo
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Blacksmith
  • October 16, 2015, 1:34 pm
Hehe
Usagi: She's always flirting with all the custo-
We didn't need to balloon know that, Usagi ;-;
  • MagicDoggo
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Blacksmith
  • October 17, 2015, 4:25 am
That...  Is creepy...
Lol
:p
Nice one though XD
Do you like Inside Out? XD
Yeppyballoon XD
FANGIRLS FOR INSIDE OUT FOREVER! *high fives*
*high fives balloon back* =D
If you've read my fanfictions on PMC you'll know how much i like it XD
lol balloon XD
Bing Bong D:
Who's your friend who likes to play...? Bing bong bing bong balloon :(
Bing Balloon XD
  • MangleProxZ
  • Level 24
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • October 17, 2015, 4:23 pm
DAT NAME DOE!
Oh hush XD

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