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What if... Minecraft Servers Were Real in Real Life?

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KuroRyuu's Avatar KuroRyuu
Level 11 : Journeyman Engineer
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Pros –
  1.        Having a big community and a better society than those rip-off villagers who want your emeralds for 2 pieces of bread.
  2.        You could order kits for free by just typing /kit OP :D
  3.        You could murder anyone and get away with it… *Here comes the Purge!*
  4.        You could challenge your friends, ‘who you really hate’, to a game a Spleef and make them fall to their horrible deaths in the pit of lava below their feet >:D
  5.        You could get free items by raiding someone’s house and ruining their day!
  6.        You can tp to anyone, sadly, that is not possible yet in real life or is it…
  7.        You can finally get a step closer in your plan to world domination!
  8.        Friendly people who love to help you! ~I am really poor, can I have more diamonds?*
  9.        You could make 1000000000000000000000000 blocks appear with the tips of your fingers… or decapitated hand according to Minecraft Logic.
  10.    Rule the world!


Cons –
  1.        You can have creepers (not the green ones) constantly watching you inside your house…
  2.        People are constantly saying the same b***s*** one million times and you can’t stop them.
  3.        If the leaders are a douche, you’ll get struck by lightning every other day, ‘thanks a lot Zeus’
  4.        Your house could get tore down any moment when you are on another universe.
  5.        People can kill you and get away with it… you lose all your junk.
  6.        Little kids constantly swearing at you for stealing their kill in the National Hunger Games match where everyone has a taste for blood. So… Steves are not humans, they are – VAMPIRES!
  7.        Here come the one-arm bandits…
  8.        “Hey, I’ll sell you an Iron Sword for 1k!”
  9.        “The Ban Hammer!,” basically, you are going to get cracked in the skull and banned for life.
  10.    “You are so racist…” For saying clowns are too white.

I would like to give some credit to Ashfur4ever for giving me the great idea! I've gotten a lot of feedback saying these blogs need to be more humorous. so I hope this was better! Can we get 300 views!?! 

Thanks for the views :)
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07/23/2014 9:43 pm
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Mishkia
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I don't understand this xD
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07/23/2014 9:44 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Engineer
KuroRyuu
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What you don't understand is what you understand.
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07/23/2014 10:23 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Farmer
Mishkia
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Thats basically how I work.
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07/24/2014 12:27 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Engineer
KuroRyuu
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I don't understand...
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07/24/2014 1:50 am
Level 39 : Artisan Farmer
Mishkia
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Welcome to the club.
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07/25/2014 11:04 pm
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SexyBeast_
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The chicken club sandwhich
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07/23/2014 9:29 pm
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minemanguy49
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Hey, a diamond for you.
I know you have earned it.
We both know that is true.
;)
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07/23/2014 9:53 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Engineer
KuroRyuu
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Thanks dude!
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