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What is the most dangerous Pokemon? - An AnimeFan Brainstorm

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Hello everyone, AnimeFanFTW here, and today, I had another brainstorm.

So Pokemon, right? Legendary RPG series made by Game Freak, has sold millions of copies, and was responsible for the massive rise of handheld gaming. It's a great game series.
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Filled with interesting characters, great gameplay, brillient soundtracks, and so many different Pokemon to collect and battle with. I mean heck, there is a total of 721 of the little guys, and that's not even including the different forms (which, by the way, is roughly 4,294,967,295 different forms. Blame Spinda, and its billions of different spot patterns.)

But out of those 721, some are more powerful then others. And some can be quite dangerous. But I thought about this one simple question: What's the most dangerous Pokemon? So today, I'm going to help all you Pokemon players and Pixelmon players by listing some of the most dangerous, along with some science-y facts and stuff. So enjoy. :3
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So let's start out with something small, Pokemon #293: Whismur.
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Its Pokedex entry in Emerald says: Its cries equal a jet plane in volume. It inhales through its ear canals. Because of this system, it can cry continually without having to catch its breath.
That means that Whismur is capable of continuously screaming at the same volume as a jet plane.

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Jet planes are capable of reaching sounds of up to 140dB (Decibals). At that range, even listening to it for a short time results in alot of pain, and can cause permanent damage with no ear protection. So although Whismur can't really kill you, it can certainly make you deaf with no problems.

But that's baby stuff, let's get into some real dangerous ones. With Pokemon #219, Magcargo.
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Magcargo seems like an innocent fire snail, but its Sapphire Pokedex entry reveals this: Magcargo's body temperature is approximately 10,000 degrees C. Water is vaporized on contact. If this Pokémon is caught in the rain, the raindrops instantly turn into steam, cloaking the area in a thick fog.

10,000 degrees C sounds really hot, but to put that into perspective, MAGCARGO IS ALMOST TWICE AS HOT AS THE SURFACE OF THE SUN.
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The suns surface is 5,505 degrees C, so pretty much, Magcargo is basically 2 suns in the form of a snail. If it were to exist, you wouldn't be able to go near it, because everything in a long radius would melt, or burst into flames, and just cause havoc. Heck, you wouldn't be able to see him. 10,000 degrees C is so much energy, Magcargo would be a extremely bright and shining white light. So yeah. Imagine this thing using Solar Beam?
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Now let's look for some raw power, with Pokemon #68, Machamp.
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To prove how powerful this Pokemon is, I will need two Pokedex entries, one from Yellow, and one from FireRed.
Yellow: One arm alone can move mountains. Using all four arms, this Pokémon fires off awesome punches.
FireRed: Its four ruggedly developed arms can launch a flurry of 1,000 punches in just two seconds. 
So basically, Machamp can move a mountain with one arm, and can punch you 500 times in one second. With those two Pokedex entries, it makes Machamp incedably strong. Each arm would be capable of punching 125 times a second, and each arm is capable of moving a mountain (which, by the way, the average weight of a normal one is 100 billion tonnes) So if for some reason, 500 mountain-sized objects were to fly at Machamp, Machamp would be able to stop them all in 1 second. Now, for some math.

100 billion x 500 = 50 trillion.

So basically, Machamp has the power to stop 50 trillion tonnes flying towards him in just 500 punches, in 1 second. That is insanely powerful! And not only that, Machamp would use so much energy and calories punching that fast, it would have used up to at least 1800 Quarter Pounders. Not even John Cena has that much power. Unless...
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Now let's talk about a Pokemon you would never think could make this list. Pokemon #88: Grimer
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Now I know what you're thinking: How could this thing be dangerous? It's just a slow slimy thing. But the Gold Pokedex reveals it's shocking secret: As it moves, it loses bits of its body from which new Grimer emerge. This worsens the stench around it.
Pretty much, Grimer is the Pokemon equivalent of a zombie. Meaning if left to grow, one Grimer could turn into hundreds, and those hundreds will grow into thousands, and those thousands will grow into millions, and so on. But even then, what harm could it do? It's not like it's an actual zombie. But what about its evolved form, Muk?

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If you were to stumble across Muk's Pokemon Y pokedex entry, it tells you this: A toxic fluid seeps from its body. The fluid instantly kills plants and trees on contact.

This changes everything. If Muk is capable of killing plants and trees on contact, I don't see any problems seeing Grimer doing it as well, since they are made of the same substance. Now imagine millions of Grimer around the world, multiplying, and killing plants and trees everywhere they go. All of a sudden, you have a sweeping plant killer, that can multiply by simply walking. It wouldn't take long for Grimer to overwhelm the human population, and travel to every corner of the Earth, killing all vegetation whereever they go. If they were to kill all vegetation, no plants would provide oxygen for the earth. Although the earth has alot of oxygen stored in its atmosphere, so no-one would die of lack of oxygen immediately. But with no plants, no Herbivores would be able to eat, and will die. With all herbivores being dead, all carnivores will have a really hard time eating. It wouldn't help that the ground would probably be covered in poison, and all animals would be covered in it, making all food contaminated. Grimer would completely destroy the food chain, and the ecosystem. All living things would have a really hard time surviving for long. Grimer truly is a virus.
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But what's worse then Grimer? How about Pokemon #717, Yveltal?
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This legendary bird Pokemon of Pokemon Y has a frankly alarming pokedex entry in Y: When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more.

Basically, if it dies, it absords all living things, and turns into a cacoon to be re-born. I will repeat, IT ABSORDS ALL LIVING THINGS WHEN IT DIES. NOTHING LIVES!
Although, I get the feeling it wouldn't kill ALL living things. Think about it. Look at Pokemon #493, Arceus.

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Arceus is pretty much the god of Pokemon. It created the universe. Now, if I was a god, what would be the last thing you would make to go with your new universe? How about A POKEMON THAT KILLS EVERYTHING IF IT DIES! I get the feeling that if Yveltal were to die, it would kill all living things on the planet, and not all life in the universe. It seems too ridiculous. And even then, even if it were capable of killing all life ever, I wouldn't see Yveltal dying anytime soon. It is a legendary Pokemon, and in a fight, its signature move, Oblivion Wing, heals it based on how much damage it does. And since it's a legendary, it hits hard. So I wouldn't expect it to bite the bullet quickly.
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So, I hear you ask, what is truly the most dangerous Pokemon ever? In my opinion, the most dangerous Pokemon ever, would have to be Pokemon #282: Gardevoir
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Yep, everyone's favorite waifu is also the most dangerous. But how? How can it be more dangerous then Yveltal, a Pokemon that absords every living thing when it takes a dirt nap? Well, take a look at its Sapphire entry: GARDEVOIR has the psychokinetic power to distort the dimensions and create a small black hole. This POKéMON will try to protect its TRAINER even at the risk of its own life.

Gardevoir is so dangerous, because it can create the most powerful thing in the universe: A black hole.

A black hole is basically a region of space that has a gravitational field so intense that no matter or radiation can escape it. Not even the fastest thing in the universe, light (299,792,458 m/s), can escape a black hole. Black holes generally are born when the center of a very massive star collapses in upon itself, which causes a supernova. No-one knows what is through a black hole, but what we do know is that NOTHING escapes it, and you will probably not live if you go through one.
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Now remember when I said that nothing can escape a black hole? Well, black holes also grow. Black holes grow the more things it absords, no matter how small it is. Now let's say a Gardevoir made a black hole to defend its trainer. Almost immediately, everything around it will get sucked into it, and grow. Now let's say the Gardevoir didn't disable its black hole fast enough and was sucked up? Well, nothing can stop it. The black hole will engulf the earth, and the Solar System would disappear soon after. Gardevoir is capable of galaxy-level destruction.

So yeah. I would reccomend you treat the waifu with respect.
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I had fun making this. It's always interesting finding out different stuff. Plus, you know, it's interesting to see what Game Freak will get away with, with all of these insane Pokedex entries. xD

I'd like to hear what Pokemon you think is the most dangerous. :D

Until the next blog...

This is AnimeFanFTW, over and out!
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02/05/2016 2:07 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Network
Nyamaru
Pokemon seems so friendly but dark..Quick HIDE YOUR KIDS AND WIFE WAIFU IS COMING TO TOWN
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02/05/2016 4:22 am
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Haha, and people think Pokemon is for kids. xD
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01/19/2016 11:48 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Network
irritatedCat
Pft. Shuckle would destroy them all.
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01/20/2016 5:49 am
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Shuckle, is the god of Pokemon. Nothing can touch it. xD
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01/19/2016 11:26 am
Level 73 : Legendary Pixel Painter
Anxiety Opossum
And people think that it would be bad to live in the AoT universe.


Pfft, Pokemon's CLEARLY more terrifying.

Oh yeah, since at the end you said that you enjoy reding odd entries like this, I'd check out TheJWittz's creepy pokedex entries series, there's a ton of stuff like this that you might nind interesting :)
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01/19/2016 7:22 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Haha, every town in Pokemon should have giant walls surrounding it. xD

Also, I have seen most of JWittz's videos. They are quite interesting.
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01/19/2016 11:05 am
Level 31 : Artisan Nerd
SHOkami
Lol grimer used to be one of my favorites from the classic PKMN games. But now I'm scared of 'em! xD
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01/19/2016 7:18 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Hahahaha. xD
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01/19/2016 5:48 am
Level 22 : Expert Hunter
xpCube
And also, more than one millionth of a second of a black hole a size of a penny, and every life on earth is sucked into the dark vortex.
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01/19/2016 7:40 am
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Wow.
I knew black holes were powerful, but not that powerful. xD
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01/19/2016 10:21 pm
Level 22 : Expert Hunter
xpCube
Yeah, and that's a fact. And a if the black hole's the same mass of a penny, the whole galaxy's dead.
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01/20/2016 5:50 am
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
I know, someone pointed that out. xD
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01/22/2016 10:15 pm
Level 22 : Expert Hunter
xpCube
Really? XD
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01/22/2016 11:21 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Yeah, it's in the comments somewhere. xD
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01/19/2016 5:42 am
Level 22 : Expert Hunter
xpCube
Magcargo and Slugma. C'mon man, hotter than the sun?
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01/19/2016 7:40 am
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Hotter then the surface of the sun, yeah. xD
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01/19/2016 4:17 am
Level 22 : Expert Princess
Jazzy
Hmm. I would honetly say that Arceus would probably be the most powerful. With him being the creator of all Pokemon. Even if a whole universe is destroyed, he is still god, powerful enough to bring life into existance, if not sustain it. So Arceus could easily just start again. Grant it, just because it's a black hole doesn't necessarily mean it will kill everything, it just means it will transport it to somewhere unknown. So that would be quite tough to decide who is the most powerful. A god, or a destructor?. Anyways, jolly good blog, nice to see you back again man. :D
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01/19/2016 7:43 am
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
The only reason I didn't add Arceus was because it was too obvious. Everyone knows he is the god of Pokemon. It would be obvious to add him. xD

Also, black holes have insane amounts of gravity that would basically destroy the human body and everything else. So I doubt anyone would be able to see what's through one. 

And thanks, man. I never left. xD
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01/19/2016 7:01 pm
Level 22 : Expert Princess
Jazzy
Huh?, it seems to me that you did add him. And he is technically god to all Pokemon like you said, so the power of the black hole and arceus would be unmatched, the black hole would technically suck him in, no matter how godly he is. So it's kind of a tough thing to figure out, there's a god, creator of all pokemon. Then there's a black hole, that sucks everything up with no question. It's hard to tell really xD

And it's very true that we have no clue where the black hole(s) will take us if we were to get sucked into one. But there is that one question. Where does it go?, where will it take us?. We might never know, unless we get sucked up by one. Which, is not really on my agenda xD

And i mean't the lack of posts on PMC, but then again, we both do that all the time, and then post something new xD
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01/19/2016 7:21 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
I didn't add Arceus. I was using it as an example for another Pokemon. xD
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01/19/2016 8:11 pm
Level 22 : Expert Princess
Jazzy
Ah ok. But i mean't Arceus was IN the blog xD
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01/18/2016 2:43 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Architect
Kitsune Erza
There is no most dangerous pokemon. maaaanny many many pokemon have the ability to basically destroy the earth so its kind of a matter of opinion
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01/18/2016 9:27 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
I HIGHLY doubt that nearly all Pokemon can destroy the earth.
Basically all Little Cup Pokemon could never do it, and even most fully evolved Pokemon are only capable of great feats, but not earth destroying feats.
And it's not really opinions, when all Pokemon info is displayed in the Pokedex.
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01/18/2016 10:13 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Architect
Kitsune Erza
destroying the earth was a figure of speech basically they have more than reasonable destructive powers(or reasonable and still very destructive) according to lore and pokedex entries. And many many many pokemon arent nearly all :p
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01/19/2016 7:43 am
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Fair enough. xD
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01/17/2016 6:11 pm
Level 76 : Legendary Fox
CraftyFoxe
These pokemon facts are bizzare!
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01/17/2016 7:45 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
I know, right? xD
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01/17/2016 4:14 pm
Level 25 : Expert Crafter
idk lol
Love the way you wrote this, and the gifs and pictures you included XD

Diamond and favorite for you! :P
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01/17/2016 5:37 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Thank you. ^u^
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01/17/2016 2:59 pm
Level 23 : Expert Toast
Dubstep Wolf
This seriously reminds me of a vSauce video made about the same thing.
Nice job, adding my fav 6th gen Pokémon just got you a diamond.
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01/17/2016 5:37 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Thanks, man. I was kinda inspired by Vsauce to make this, but obviously, I added different Pokemon to the list. :D
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01/17/2016 1:40 pm
Level 53 : Grandmaster Engineer
shanewolf38
I like this but to be honest there's an article that basically says all this already. :P
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01/17/2016 5:36 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
There is? ._.
Did I at least list different Pokemon?
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01/17/2016 7:39 pm
Level 53 : Grandmaster Engineer
shanewolf38
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01/17/2016 7:35 pm
Level 53 : Grandmaster Engineer
shanewolf38
Most of them are the exact same. And the descriptions of Macargo, Machamp, Grimer, Arceus, and Gardevoir are almost identical to theirs. xD
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01/17/2016 9:25 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Huh.
I actually used that as reference, but only for the Grimer. The rest was me looking through Bulbapedia or other sites. xD
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01/18/2016 3:39 am
Level 53 : Grandmaster Engineer
shanewolf38
Ah, gotcha. Lol
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01/17/2016 11:29 am
Level 48 : Master Fox
Orbiter
Quite the read, now I'll have to get a Gardevoir and threaten the Prez.
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01/17/2016 5:35 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Taking over the world, I see?

Thanks. :)
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01/17/2016 7:07 pm
Level 48 : Master Fox
Orbiter
You should do a blog on how Greninja's water attacks work? I mean, for water shuriken's defn. it says it can cut steel..
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01/17/2016 9:23 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
I probably won't, because it's quite obvious why.

Because Greninja is the best starter in Kalos. x3
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01/18/2016 2:40 pm
Level 48 : Master Fox
Orbiter
He's just that cool? X3
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01/18/2016 9:28 pm
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Pretty much. xD
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01/17/2016 6:04 am
Level 5 : Apprentice Explorer
R3ktInPiece
Wow, amazing read! You put a lot od creativity into this one. I played only Emerald and Leaf Green, and some of newer versions. Btw, do you know which versions can be installed as mobile ROM to use in, for example, My Boy on Android?
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01/17/2016 6:22 am
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Thank you, that means alot. :D
Sorry to say, that I have no idea how mobile emulators work. I'm sure Google has the answers.
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01/17/2016 10:39 am
Level 5 : Apprentice Explorer
R3ktInPiece
Aww kk c;
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01/17/2016 5:55 am
Level 39 : Artisan Pokemon
RandomMelonHere
in Pokémon: Giratina the Sky Warrior. someone (which i forgot the name xD) travelled to the reverse world and started causing destruction there, little destruction in that world caused havoc on Earth, if Giratina were to go to there and start destroying things it could destroy our planet in the matter of a few minutes, and the way how i look at it, the reverse world is endless and covers for all planets across the universe so, that means giratina can destroy certain planets where as the way how you explained Gardevoir it can only cause destruction to the entire galaxies where as giratina could pick a planet to keep, and blow up the rest..

So yeah, theres a strong one.. oh and keep doing more of these, i love reading these blogs!
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01/17/2016 6:24 am
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Damn, Giratina's more dangerous then I thought. xD
And thank you. :D
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01/17/2016 4:42 am
Level 10 : Journeyman Dragon
brostermedia
there is a total of 718 of the little guys,
pls it's 721.
great blog btw
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01/17/2016 4:53 am
Level 57 : Grandmaster uwu
AnimeFanFTW
Ah crap. I didn't know. The website that gave me the info lied to me! D:
Thanks for liking the blog, and telling me of the mistake. :D
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