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20 reasons why creepers are better than you

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avatar _DioM_
Level 28 : Expert Scribe
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Creepers: everyone's favorite walking IED. The mother of so many memes. The leading cause of green, explosive death. But they're better then you. They really are. Let me explain: 1. Creepers do not derp. Have you ever heard of them doing so? That's what I thought.
2. Creepers posses incredible self-control. You can call them any number of terrible names, and they won't honor with a reply.
3. Creepers defend the Earth. They're out to destroy you, the one who scars Minecraftia with altars to your own vanity. Tekkit players, I'm talking to you especially.
4. Creepers have an unusual amount of bravery. They'll leap off cliffs in close pursuit of your inferior self.
5. Creepers work together. Well, they don't hinder each other, anyways.
6. Creepers donate to their favorite server. 'Nuff said.
7. Creepers understand obscure pop culture references. And you didn't even know there was such thing as an obscure pop reference.
8. Creepers beat adventure maps without breaking blocks.
9. Creepers never ask for Op.
10. Creepers are level-headed, and never explode in rage. When they blow, they're quite calm.
11. Creepers are green. Green is a cool color.
12. Creepers have an excellent poker face. Have you ever been able to see the difference between their myriad array of emotions?
13. Creepers explode. You don't explode. Exploding is also cool.
4. Creepers always wake up on time. And they don't even need an alarm clock.
15. Creepers don't care if your pants don't match your coat. They won't judge you.
16. Creepers are afraid of cats. You should be, too. After all, cats may or may not be planning to take over the world.
17. Creepers don't have bothersome habits, like nail biting or cussing or talking.
- 18. Creepers are joyous souls. They don't let their many troubles, like despawning at noon, effect their demeanor.
9. Notch created Minecraft as a place for creepers to live. Then again, maybe we're all living in a great computer simulation. In that case, aforementioned point would not be worth mentioning.
20. Creepers are amazingly friendly. They don't care who you are or what you've done. They'll still run up to you, to give you a friendly hug and ask how life's been.

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CreditI'd like to thank creeper-kind. That is all. -.-
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02/11/2013 11:45 am
Level 1 : New Miner
TheBaron
_DioM_ Are you implying Creepers Are better than Me? :P
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02/11/2013 11:57 am
Level 28 : Expert Scribe
_DioM_
Don't take it personally. They're better than everyone, including my good self.
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12/13/2012 6:44 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Blob
UltimateRecursion
They don't work together. All they do is blow each other up. If they did work together, they would've been able to get into my obsidian house. It's guarded by a long passageway of about 8 iron doors. If there was teamwork on their minds, they would've gotten 8 creepers together. One blows the first door, the second blows the next, and so on. But the don't.
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12/13/2012 9:05 pm
Level 28 : Expert Scribe
_DioM_
Meh.. Minor details.

I'm sure, right now they're plotting to do just that!
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12/13/2012 9:48 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Blob
UltimateRecursion
To you. - .-
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12/13/2012 10:11 pm
Level 28 : Expert Scribe
_DioM_
That's only what they want you to think..
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12/13/2012 11:15 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Blob
UltimateRecursion
Nah, my world has an obsidian door. No way they can get through it. Even 100 creepers can't. But even if they try it with a yottamillion creepers, they still won't get through. They'll crash the game (I only have 4GB RAM) and despawn themselves. According to you, creepers are smart. So unless they want to wipe out their race until nighttime, I doubt they'll try. And also, AntVenom mentioned that you can't blow up obsidian with TNT, because even if you have a lot, they each act interdependently from each other. So they'll just make 1000 pint-sized explosions with 1000 ignited TNT blocks. Or 1 pint-sized explosions with 1 TNT block.
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12/14/2012 12:36 am
Level 28 : Expert Scribe
_DioM_
Oh, I know that. But who knows? The creepers could have very well modded your game. Changed the damage value of obby and all that. Even of they haven't, I'm sure they could recruit the local Endermen..
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12/13/2012 6:29 pm
Level 28 : Expert Scribe
_DioM_
Huh? My formatting..?

Anyone know if I can edit this blog post? I don't see an option to..
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12/13/2012 6:40 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Blob
UltimateRecursion
There's a "bullets" button....
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12/13/2012 9:03 pm
Level 28 : Expert Scribe
_DioM_
Oh. :P Good to know for next time.
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12/13/2012 9:49 pm
Level 50 : Grandmaster Blob
UltimateRecursion
"Next time"!
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