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When you saw this title you were probably confused.
Why is everything salad?
Well,
Ice Cream:
Comes from milk and sugar
sugar comes from sugar cane, which is a plant. Sugar is salad.
Milk comes from cows. Cows eat grass. Milk is salad.
Therefor, ice cream is salad.
Pizza:
Comes from bread, tomatos, pepperoni (and possibly others)
Bread comes from flour. Flour comes from wheat. Bread is salad.
Tomatos are salad.
Pepperoni comes from cows/other animals. They eat grass. Pepperoni is salad.
Therefor, pizza is salad.
Cookies:
Flour, Chocolate, milk, eggs
Flour comes from wheat. Flour is salad.
Chocolate comes from cocoa. Cocoa comes from cocoa beans. Chocolate is salad.
Milk comes from cows. Cows eat grass. Milk is salad.
Eggs come from chickens. Chickens eat grains. Eggs are salad.
Therefor, cookies are salad
Burgers:
Bread, lettuce, tomato, beef.
Bread comes from flour. Flour comes from wheat. Bread is salad.
Lettuce is salad.
Tomatos are salad.
Beef comes from cows. Cows eat grass. Beef is salad.
Therefor, burgers are salad.
Tacos:
Beef/pork, beans, tomatos, lettuce, salsa, cheese.
Beef comes from cows. Cows eat grass. Beef is salad.
Pork comes from pigs. Pigs eat vegetables. Pork is salad.
Beans are salad.
Tomatos are salad.
Lettuce is salad.
Salsa is salad.
Cheese comes from milk. Milk comes from cows. Cows eat grass. Cheese is salad.
Therefor, tacos are salad.
So next time your parents tell you to eat your salad, help yourself!
If you want to see me turn other foods into salad, just leave a suggestion in the comments!
Why is everything salad?
Well,
Ice Cream:
Comes from milk and sugar
sugar comes from sugar cane, which is a plant. Sugar is salad.
Milk comes from cows. Cows eat grass. Milk is salad.
Therefor, ice cream is salad.
Pizza:
Comes from bread, tomatos, pepperoni (and possibly others)
Bread comes from flour. Flour comes from wheat. Bread is salad.
Tomatos are salad.
Pepperoni comes from cows/other animals. They eat grass. Pepperoni is salad.
Therefor, pizza is salad.
Cookies:
Flour, Chocolate, milk, eggs
Flour comes from wheat. Flour is salad.
Chocolate comes from cocoa. Cocoa comes from cocoa beans. Chocolate is salad.
Milk comes from cows. Cows eat grass. Milk is salad.
Eggs come from chickens. Chickens eat grains. Eggs are salad.
Therefor, cookies are salad
Burgers:
Bread, lettuce, tomato, beef.
Bread comes from flour. Flour comes from wheat. Bread is salad.
Lettuce is salad.
Tomatos are salad.
Beef comes from cows. Cows eat grass. Beef is salad.
Therefor, burgers are salad.
Tacos:
Beef/pork, beans, tomatos, lettuce, salsa, cheese.
Beef comes from cows. Cows eat grass. Beef is salad.
Pork comes from pigs. Pigs eat vegetables. Pork is salad.
Beans are salad.
Tomatos are salad.
Lettuce is salad.
Salsa is salad.
Cheese comes from milk. Milk comes from cows. Cows eat grass. Cheese is salad.
Therefor, tacos are salad.
So next time your parents tell you to eat your salad, help yourself!
If you want to see me turn other foods into salad, just leave a suggestion in the comments!
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, milk and sugar
Cocoa is a plant = Salad
Milk comes from cow, who eat grass = salad
sugar is a plant (well sugarcane is anyway) = salad
I agree everything is a salad ;D
of the salad
Artificial means not natural,
So what did you get it from space?
I will!