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Why I want Smellovision

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avatar Slingly
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Smellovision is TV, but you can smell it as well. Sounds awesome, right?

3D TV has had it’s time in the limelight, and it didn't go well. I don’t know a single person with a 3D TV. It’s too much of a gimmick. That’s why TV needs a revitalizing product. I present to you Smellovision. Here are just some of the reasons why I want Smellovision in everyone’s homes. Just to clear up for all you down below in the comments, you would be able to turn off the smellovision setting in your TV.

1.) It will make so many ads make sense.

Oh a perfume ad! Lets watch these people try and describe their brand without letting you smell it. Perfume is just that. A smell. All these ads with random people dancing or ‘getting intimate’ aren't explaining a single thing to us. So why don’t we let them give us the smell? BAM. Smellovision strikes again. It’s like those scratch and sniff ads in newspapers. Revolutionary.

This won’t just apply for perfume, no; it’ll help so many industries. The other two big ones would be coffee and air fresheners. Most coffee ads these days show how coffee keeps people together and tries to put across a feeling of family… How lovely. Unfortunately, that’s not why we buy coffee.

Which one of these will save my relationship the fastest

Which one of these will save my relationship the fastest…?


We buy coffee because of the smell. It’s the closest we can get without actually tasting the coffee. Not to repeat myself, but BAM. Smellovision strikes again.
And I’m not forgetting about air fresheners. Those ads just tell us ‘Oh look at this guy! He likes that smell! You should too!’ And some bullshit science. I would much prefer for an ad that goes a little like this ‘Don’t you want this smell in your living room?’ BAM. Smellovision smells. And then some bullshit science.

2.) You will be more involved with the characters.

You’re probably wondering how smell can help at all with the depth of a story, but it will. Imagine watching an episode of (Random cop show) where they are investigating a murder. They find a body and pull back because of the smell. All of a sudden you can smell it too. YOU’RE THERE. Now you can feel their pain.
Or how about when you are watching (Random romance movie) and they are running through a field of flowers, as they always do in those movies. You can smell the gorgeous aroma of the flowerbed as they are trampled under our protagonists feet… How romantic.
Smellovision strikes again.

3.) Get the smell you want.

Imagine you have to entertain guests, and your house smells horrible! Turn on your TV to the smellovision category of channels and find the right scent for you! It would create a whole new range of channel! Some people might want to have the beautiful smells of cooking, while others want to smell the rain forest from their couches! Check out the air freshener channels as well! Any smell is available, at the right times, with the smellovision TV pack! (Just 4.99 a month!)

4.) It’s a gimmick, and I love gimmicks.

With the exception of 3D television, as I wear glasses already, I love gimmicks. They are so weird and wacky! And smellovision would be leading that charge! No one would want it, but it would sell like hotcakes. Eventually it will become commonplace, but only in cinemas that try to be hip and cool.

Just like your parents

Just like your parents.


Still! We enjoyed our time with it, even though it poisoned our house's air with a multitude of smells and we had to watch TV with all the doors and windows open.

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01/20/2014 4:23 pm
Level 21 : Expert Architect
RS_Craft
This story was interesting :p
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01/20/2014 4:29 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Scribe
Slingly
It's what I try to do XD
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01/20/2014 4:35 pm
Level 21 : Expert Architect
RS_Craft
It kinda works :D
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01/19/2014 11:24 am
Level 41 : Master Dragon
CrafterDragon
It would be cool but what happens if something really stinky comes like sewers, unflushed toilets, wet dogs, hot dog water, etc?
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01/19/2014 3:20 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Scribe
Slingly
I said up there that it can be turned off, the same way if you don't like dead bodies you can turn off the tv or change the channel or something...
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01/19/2014 3:22 pm
Level 41 : Master Dragon
CrafterDragon
I guess thats okay but you might aswell get a 3d tv or a hd tv then because there are some pretty stinky things on tv
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01/19/2014 3:43 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Scribe
Slingly
Depends on what you're watching XD
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01/19/2014 3:46 pm
Level 41 : Master Dragon
CrafterDragon
So true!
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01/18/2014 8:43 am
Level 4 : Apprentice Crafter
Cheese_Puff_
What if the thing you were watching was in the sewers D: XD?
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01/18/2014 11:02 am
Level 30 : Artisan Scribe
Slingly
I've added a little bit to help that out XD
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01/13/2014 4:46 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Network
UTZ
Interview in house... Forgets to flush.
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01/11/2014 5:53 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
Exo1356
. . . Ok sorry for being ah hater but yah.
1. If for a weird reason you may smell something bad
2. Someone smelling impared may have their feelings hurt D:
3. This is "Planet Minecraft" MINE-CRAFT A GAME! THIS IS FOR MINECRAFT!
Why you post tv smelling powers? *twiching eye*
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01/18/2014 11:03 am
Level 30 : Artisan Scribe
Slingly
1. I added a bit to answer that
2. Do blind people get offended by TV currently?
3. You can submit anything in articles, as long as it's in accordance with the rules.
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01/11/2014 5:19 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Narwhal
WhatUpYo2011
lol
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01/10/2014 2:58 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Scribe
Jiloacom
I can imagine people turning on a cooking show just so they can have that smell in their house xD
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01/10/2014 3:49 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Scribe
Slingly
I might add that as a reason I want it... I didn't think of that XD
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01/10/2014 11:58 am
Level 29 : Expert Creeper
_NNX_
That's amazing idea,finally someone who understands me.
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01/10/2014 3:48 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Scribe
Slingly
I know. It's needed so much.
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01/20/2014 4:27 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Taco
tbdunn10
Lol ikr, but, Doctor Who explosions, SMELL THE FLAMES MAN!!!

Wait, do flames have a smell?

xD
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01/20/2014 4:30 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Scribe
Slingly
Well smoke does... So maybe? XD
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01/20/2014 4:43 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Taco
tbdunn10
Lol!
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01/10/2014 11:28 am
Level 20 : Expert Taco
Geekmaster2000
amazing
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01/10/2014 3:47 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Scribe
Slingly
Thanks! Be sure to check out my blog in the next few days for a few more articles!
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01/10/2014 11:20 am
Level 38 : Artisan Electrician
-WaffleKing-
Hehe.
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01/08/2014 7:00 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Network
kaserfreak
I was sold the second I read the title.
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01/09/2014 11:24 am
Level 30 : Artisan Scribe
Slingly
Haha! Thanks! I don't know why we don't have it yet...
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01/08/2014 6:32 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Archer
Chetcat
Blogging protip. Whenever introducing a concept or idea that many people may not be familiar with, always be sure to define it briefly. I personally have no idea what "smellovosion" is, but managed to infer it from the blog. Most people reading a blog about a word they don't know will just stop reading rather than try to infer it from context clues.
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01/09/2014 11:23 am
Level 30 : Artisan Scribe
Slingly
Thanks man, I'll add that in now.
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