What have you chosen to eat in Minecraft?

Steak? 

Apples?

Perhaps, potatoes? 

No?

Well, you should be eating potatoes in Minecraft. And today, I am here to tell you why.

Where do you find potatoes? In villages. Villages are inhabited by Villagers. And, as you may know, Villagers are majestic creatures, they are tall, and stand proud in appearance, and they do nothing but make bad trades amazing things. If you eat potatoes,  it'll be a sign that you went to a Village once, and encountered a Villager or killed a friend and he dropped a potato.


You have to farm to get potatoes, if others see you farming, you'll become known as a skilled farmer and people will gladly buy crops from you so you can become rich, and give to your friends or make diamond swords and kill everyone to get stuff.

Also, potatoes are mysterious and are believed to, on a rare basis, drop poisonous potatoes. As you may be able to tell by their name, they are poison. But, who knows? Maybe these potatoes could have more to them than we think, maybe they have magical powers. 

So, knowing these facts, you may want to eat potatoes now.




(Psst, this was a joke.)