The Unoriginal potion! How to make an unoriginal post the easy way! [Totally not like an infomercial] [Hello homepage]

Hello! It's the Rusty! And I'm here to ask you a very important question...

QUE THE INFOMERCIAL!!!!



Hey there! Yes, you with the face!



Have you ever wondered if being original is worth it? Have you spent days on end wondering why someone got more diamonds for their awesome mansion instead of your epic dirt house? Have you thought about stealing it but don't have the will to?



THEN YOU NEED OUR NEWEST PRODUCT!!!



Introducing a revolutionary potion that goes into your brain and contracts your limbic system, which in turn gives you the will power to make unoriginal posts due to lack of emotional compassion of your victims!

Its Unoriginal potion!!! Even the name is unoriginal!




Here is how to use the potion in three simple steps!






Step 1: Drink the Unoriginal potion and begin to feel like a villain!


Step 2: Search your idea, to be 100% certain that it has been used before. If it hasn't, repeat step 1!


Step 3: From several post's using your idea, copy lots of information to insure that you will be unoriginal! And be sure to steal your info from post's that got lots of diamonds! If they did, won't you?


Step 4: Find a super cool picture online, and put it on your post! Try stealing other peoples art, or by taking from image sites! Make sure there good!


Step 5: Be sure to not include any information, and be sure to tell everyone you're a thief! They will be so jealous!


Step 6: Advertise your post!


Step 7: Watch as your diamonds increase by stealing someone's work!


Step 8: Turns out someone reported it, and it might be removed at any moment! Oh well!

If you are successful, that means the potion worked!!!



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And for all your dummies, that's 1-800-WER-STPD!!!




Just look at what people have to say about our product!




PMC User 1:


"Who made this ****? This is stupid, it's like asking for a ban!"


PMC User 2:


"I was looking around PMC, and thought that people couldn't get more stupid, then I found this crap."

PMG User 3:

"All my content is now stolen because of these guys... If this wasn't online, I'd have some bad words to say!"



PMC User 4:


"I haz su muni dimundz! tank u unoriginal potion! u maed my leif!"


PMC User 4 (second quote):


"OMG I WAZ BANNED ARG I HAT U GUYZ FUR BANIN ME!!!"



Ok, let's get serious here people, no one likes unoriginality.

Like PMC user 1 say's, Unoriginality is stupid, and it's like asking for a ban...

You may think you can get away with stealing someones work, you may see that your getting tons of diamonds, but in reality, someone will eventually realize it is stolen, and all those diamonds, and possibly your uploading privileges, will be removed! Yikes! Who want's that!

You wouldn't steal a something from a store in real life, would you?

So why would you steal someones post, it's just as stupid!

I hope you all enjoyed this strange blog as much as I enjoyed writing it :P

If you like, you should probably diamond it.

Thanks for Pop. Reel, although its super easy to get it, I'll thank you anyways :J


~Rusty~