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Why The Poop Not Add Farmin' Stuffey, 'Ey ??

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CrazyChicken1's Avatar CrazyChicken1
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Hey Y'all !!

This Is Derpty Chicken Indeed And This Is My Inner Derp Ssunday Speaking 'Okay?

Now A See That Ya'll Need Somthin' Braaaaaand New In This Farmin' Simulator Called FarmCraft ... Oh Wait I Meant Minecraft.

So A Say Why The Freaking Pooping Heaven Not Add MO' Farming Stuffey, Ey'?

Why Not Add Mo' .......


!! Seeds !!
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WHOAH THERE !!

NOT THOSE SEEDS YA DUMMIES !!

THESE SEEDS !!
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YES YES !!


BEAUTIFUL SEEDS...

BUT WE NEED MO' !!

We ... Need .... VARIETY !!

We need seeds that make...Ores!

Diamonds!

Gold!

Iron!

And best of all...

Dirt!
Toos !!
What We Oll Need Is ... Is ... MO' TOOS !!

Yeeeeeee !!

Show Em Boys !!
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Image result for Minecraft axe picture
Image result for Minecraft Sword picture


NO NO NO !!

NOT THOSE TOOS !!

These Toos !!

Image result for Minecraft hoe picture
Image result for Minecraft shovel picture

Wait, No, Not THESE Toos...

THESE TOOS !!
Image result for Minecraft shovel picture
Image result for Minecraft HOE picture

YEEEEES !!

Yes Those Toos ...

And We Need More Of Them !!

We Need...

Dirt Toos !!
AAAAAAAAND ...
Utility Toos !!

What We Oll Need Are Sprinklers !!

With them, we can harvest more dirt when sprinklers make our plants grow!

We won't need a water nearby!
Image result for Minecraft sprinkler

Watering Cans !!

With them we can make our plantzies grow faste' !!

Image result for Watering Cans in minecraft

And...

Auto-Harveste's !!

So we can harvest our crops when we are offline !!

Image result for Minecraft auto harvester mod picture

And So We Will Have ...
Image result for Minecraft auto harvester mod picture

We will have utterly epic farms of total awesomeness...
But wait!
I have fogoton a very improtant part of this update my friendzies...
I fogot about Faming Machines!
Yes!
Show em boys!
Image result for jeep car in minecraft

NO NO NO!

Are you intentionally doing this???

Y'all fied!

Fied!

I'll do this myself ...

THESE are the faming machines I was talking about !!

Image result for FARMING MACHINES IN MINECRAFT

So what I am saying is that we need ...
Image result for FARMING MACHINES IN MINECRAFT

And THEN we will have ...
Image result for epic farms image minecraft

What am I doin' ???

I am putting the wong images too !!

What is this?

"Its a curse"

Who's speaking ??

"It's me.It's you.It's yo Inne Derp Ssunday !!"

Nooooooooo !!!

And so our very own Derpty Chicken Indeed was corrupted by Derp Ssunday...

But aren't we all?

Everyone Thanks for reading and please note that all grammatical mistakes are made on purpose to impersonate Derpty Chicken Indeed, My Inner Derp Ssundee !!

Thanks for your time !!
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07/29/2017 11:30 pm
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Pika Punch
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Ok well this really got my imagination flowing. I had one voice set in my mind reading this and it was weird. But farming stuff would really spark the game. I'll leave a diamond and favorite. Anyway go ahead and check out my "Why Furniture should be added" in the contest. Good luck~
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07/31/2017 6:54 am
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CrazyChicken1
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Thanks a lot and Gl to you too !
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07/27/2017 4:30 pm
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rainbooq
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Sprinklers and watering cans.... wow, never thought about that.
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