Some of you may be wondering, what is the best and strongest mob of all?

Could it be the Iron Golem? Pfft. Nope.

Could it be the Ender Dragon? Pffftt. Of course not!

Could it be the Squid? The squid may be amazing, but it's not as amazing as the...



villager.

Let's start off by taking a gander at this weak big mighty mob... 

The villager.

Look at him...

As he stares into the distance with no sign of great emotion, his deep inner focus on the world...
He stands tall, with great pride...
His long green robes blow with the great breeze...
His oversized nose...Well...Just sits there...
And, with such grace...
He spoke the words that made absolutely no sense changed Minecraft forever...
In the language of the mighty....
He speaks...

"Hawrghh!"

He is so majestic and powerful. He is a villager...

Look at his great eyes of flame...He is full of rage, and power...


Now, that you've seen the powerful appearance of the villager. It is time to describe their great intelligence.

One of the only mobs that have been able to build a thriving civilization and create a language of their own that nobody but them understand.

The villager is amazing.

(This blog was a joke intended to make you laugh.)